Virgil, singing softly as he flies tb2 to save someone: she writes my name yellow hearts.

Gordon from across the com: I CRY WHEN TACO'S FALL APART!

~ He would probably actually cry like every marvel fan after infinity war and endgame though ~

Gordon: Hey, to you think I could fit fifteen marshteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Virgil: You are a hazard to society.

Alan: And a coward, do twenty!

~ I can see this conversation happening whilst they're camping or doing family game night with chubby bunny challenge ~

Alan: When I was born god said "Too pure, much perfection"

Scott, bored out of his mind: Wrong, when you wee born the devil said "Oooh competition"

~ Scott is canonically sassy ~

Jeff: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.

The hood: That's very nice if yo-

Jeff: So you can let me down one more time.

~ I'm pretty sure Jeff and the hood used to be friends but there was a disagreement and they ended up on either side of the law ~

Waiter: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

Alan: B-bees?

Waiters: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!!

Alan: W-wait-

Waiter: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Alan: WAIT-

~ I couldn't help it ~