Mahi bhai : Dada this is not fair !!!

*This message was deleted*

Virat : Mahi bhai what was that?

Rohit : Dada ? You were talking to Sourav Sir ?

Virat : Don't you know there is another group where all the seniors chat and Mahi bhai is a part of that group. 

Mahi bhai : Cheeku did you just tell that on the group!!!

Virat : Oops! Sorry Mahi bhai 

Rohit : Mahi bhai lol galat insan ko bataya aapne 

Mahi bhai : I realised that pretty late Rohit 

Virat : Areyy galti hoti hai insan se 

Mahi bhai : Cheeku *facepalm*

Virat : Sorry Mahi bhai 

Rohit : Kaan bhi pakad le 

Virat : Shut up bro

Rohit : How about a NO 

Mahi bhai : Stop it you both hopeless kiddos

Rohit : Okay *pin drop silence*

Virat : ...

Mahi bhai added Shreyas 

Mahi bhai added Rishabh 

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Rishabh : Hello bhaiyas!!!!!! 

Harry : Who's this kid in the group ?

Rishabh : Harry bhai bhul gye mujhe *shocked* Dost hue paraye huh!!

Harry : Itna drama kar rha hai toh Rishu hi hoga 

Rishabh : Main dramebaaz nhi hu 

Jaddu : *Horses galloping* 

Harry : ... 

Jaddu : *Rajput gets down with a sword* 

Harry : *Rajput trips and falls flat on face* 

Jaddu : Ayee!! Mera flow tod diya Jungli 

Harry : Jungli nhi Baroda ka sher

Rohit : Aaj kal sher ke bhi standards gir gye kya

Virat : Make some noise for Desi Boii!!!! 

Shreyas : Mahi bhai konse grp main add kar diya 

Rohit : Shrey welcome to the most prestigious 

Virat : The best 

Rohit : The cool and freakiest grp 

Virat : Yaha hai sab pagal (leaving me and Mahi bhai) 

Rohit : Yaha hai sab nalayak (Leaving me and Mahi bhai)

Virat : Did you just call me Nalayak

Rohit : Oh hi Vi what are you doing here weren't you supposed to mop the floor 

Shikhar : Virat saaf safai karta hai lmao!!!!! >_<

Yuzi : BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

Virat : You weren't supposed to utter that dumbo

Rohit : Hehe tune mujhe nhi bataya tha woh baat lol 

Yuzi : 

Humesha Virat bhaiya ko sirf gym main dekhte rehte hai lekin yeh baat jhoot sabit ho gyi, ghar main King Kohli kya kaam karte hai jan ne ke liye dekhte rahiye Chahal TV 

Virat : Yuzi pitega!!!!

Rohit : Yuzi mere pass aaja tujhe aur aise interesting baatein batata hu 

Mahi bhai : Rohit why are you teasing Virat of mopping the floor when you yourself are Dusting the house 

Rohit : ...

Virat : HAHAHAHAH!!!!! >_<

Yuzi : BREAKING NEWS!!

Rohit : Areyy Chahal TV band kar 

Yuzi : Thank you Mahi bhai for these two spicy news headlines mere channel ke toh followers multiply ho jayenge aapke wajah se 

Mahi bhai : Yuzi do you want another headline 

Yuzi : Haa bhai plsss

Mahi bhai : Look around you you'll find another one

Yuzi : Mahi bhai how do you know I'm sitting in the bathroom?!

Mahi bhai : Weren't you the one who was talking to me a minute before taking  advice on how to escape from household chores 

Jaddu : Bathroom main kya kar rha hai Yuzi 

Yuzi : Khana bana rha hu bhaiya 

Shikhar : Chee chee 

Shreyas : Yuzi bro lockdown main tumne ghar ka renovation karvaya kya aur kitchen ko bathroom ke pass rakh diya 

Yuzi : Jaddu bhai aapke iss statement ke wajah main ab kabhi khana nhi banaunga 

Ash : If you ever do that stunt Dhanashree won't spare you 

Yuzi : Yeah you're right Ash bhai she'll practise her dance fight on me then

Shikhar : Reporter  Chahal ki band bajane waali aa hi gyi finally!!

Rohit : Shik don't forget your wife is a kickboxer!

Shikhar : Ro -_- 

Jaddu : Bhaiyo aur 

Harry : Idhar koi behene nhi hai 

Jaddu : Mujhe bolne dega 

Mahi bhai : Jab Nidhi ki shaadi ho jayegi tab bolega 

Virat : Woohoo!!!!  Mahi bhai rocks Rajput shocked!!!

Jaddu : Bhai wo kya haina maine aur Harry ne socha ki 

Harry : No no not me 

Jaddu : Shut up let me say 

Shreyas : Bhaiya if it's some trip plan plss spare all of us 

Rishu : Nhi main jaunga Jaddu bhai aur Harry bhai ke sath maza aata hai 

Mahi bhai : Rishu bada pachtaoge 

Virat & Rohit  : Oh mujhe chodkar jo tum jaoge bada pachtaoge 

Jaddu : Areyy kitne ghatiya log ho (leaving mahi bhai) mujhe bolne nhi de rhe 

Shikhar : Haa bhai chalo chalo sab log hume dinner ke liye aana hai 

Ash : Byee everyone!

Bhuvi : Ash tu online tha 

Yuzi : Bhuvi bhai aap bhi sirf msgs padh rhe the 

Virat : Yuzi phone chod dinner pe aaja 

Mahi bhai : Go have your dinner kiddos all the best for your match

Rohit : Meko sona hai yaar 

Virat : Chup chap niche aa dinner khane 

Rohit : Kasayi 

Mahi bhai : Shush cheeku ro stop fighting 

Yuzi : Okay byeee!!!

Harry : Byeee bros

Jaddu : Areyy meri baat toh suno!!!!

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Namastey Ppl!!

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