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Rohit : EVERYONE ASSEMBLE NOW!!!!!

Virat : Shut up drama queen 😑

Rohit : You shut up betrayer 😣

Virat : No one will come online!!

Rohit : SAB LOG ONLINE AAO ABHI KE ABHI!!!

Virat : Stop typing in caps Ro 

Rohit : Shut up!

Harry : Wow! Some drama coming up yayy 🎉🎉🎉🎉

RohiRat : Harry 😤

Shreyas : *Gets popcorn* 🍿

Rishu : Shrey pass me some popcorn 

Shreyas : Go get your own popcorn Rishu I've made this exclusively by mixing ketchup and chaat masala in it 

Rishu : Yuck!!! How are you even eating it?! 😨

Harry : This is nothing I drank coke with ketchup mixed in it 😋

Shikhar : Harry bas kar humare taste buds mar gye sunke 😰

Rishu : Sahi kaha bhai 

Jaddu : Hum sabko bulake yeh dono kaha gayab ho gye 🤔

Jinks : Jaddu did some stray dog bite you?

Rahul : I think one of his horses bit him 😂😂

Jaddu : Can't I be sensible ?

Shikhar : Nhi!!! You aren't allowed to!!

Bhuvi : Yeah! 

RohiRat stopping their fights

Jaddu trying to be sensible &

Harry not being Mowgli are not at all acceptable!!!

Jinks : Bilkul sahi kaha Bhuvi!

Kuldeep : Bhuvi bhai you missed out another thing 

ICT stopping their  pagalpanti  😃😃

Rohit : Guys!!!! I'm here to make an annoucement 

Rahul : What is it Ro?

Jaddu : You are gonna do jagran every night?

Shikhar : You're gonna start eating that ghaas phoos of Virat 

Virat : It's not ghaas phoos guys 😤

Rohit : No I'm going to the Himalayas

Virat : That's such a good news!!!!😁

Rohit : Vi!!!!!!😐😐

Harry : But we don't have any match there then why are you going there? For holiday?

Rohit : No Harry I'm taking sanyaas 

Yuzi : BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

'Hitman Rohita Sharma taking sanyaas' 

Shreyas : What?!?!?!!?! Sanyaas why?????

Rishu : *sings yeh kya hua kyu hua kab hua*

Virat : Will you drama queens stop this extra over acting 

Jassi : Ro bhai!!!!! what are you saying??? Kya kiya Cheeku bhaiya ne?

Virat : Oyyy Jassi!!!

Jassi : Lol sorry bhaiya slip of tongue 

Virat : You meet me afterwards 😒

Rohit : I'm taking Sanyaas because Vi loves Nags more than me! I can't bear this that's why I'm taking sanyaas 

Harry : Rohit I had a doubt, does that mean you're gonna eat only leaves and sticks ?

Rohit : No, I'll still eat evrything why will I give up food 

Virat : What kind of a sanyaas is this 🙄

Rohit : Partial sanyaas! anyways what do you have to do, go to your Nags 

Shikhar : Rohit Nags kaha se aaya beechme 🤔

Jinks : Why are you taking sanyaas due to Nags!

Rohit : BECAUSE VI SAYS NAGS IS HIS BEST FRIEND!!! 

Jaddu : Isse acha hoga you send Cheeku  to Himalayas 

Virat : Why should I go?!

Harry : Because you are doing injustice to our Rohit

Bhuvi : Yeh aaye bade judge sahab 

Yuzi : Injustice to 'Rohit' 

Rishu : I agree #JusticeForRohit

Shreyas : Umm I think even I'll agree to this #JusticeForRohit

Jaddu : I'd say #SendCheekuToHimalayas

Shikhar : #SendCheekuToHimalayas 

Yuzi : #Nags'TuruLobVeerot

Rohit : Yuzi!!!!!! 😱😱😱

Yeh dekhne se pehle main Himalayas kyu nhi gya 

Rahul : #Nags'TuruLobVeerot 

Virat : I don't know where should I support 😵😬

Jaddu : Yeah exactly so inorder to get rid of this dharam sankat pack your bags we'll drop you at the airport you can go to Srinagar from there you can go to any sanyaas spot by road 😇😇

Jinks : What the hell is sanyaas spot ?

Harry : You are saying as if it's a holiday spot 

Jassi : Jaddu bhai planning en pointe 💯

Jaddu : Ik I'm always prepared 😎

Shikhar : Taaki agar Reeva kisi din isko ghar se bahar nikale toh yeh kahi ka na rhe 😂😂

Virat : Ro stop over acting! Enough of your drama now!

Rohit : Say that Rohit is better than Nags and am your best friend 

Virat : Yeah you're my best friend Ro 

Rohit : You missed out Rohit is better than Nags 

Yuzi : I'm sending this to Nags Virat bhaiya 😂😂😂😂

Virat : Yuz aag lagau insan👊👊

Rohit : Vi come on say it!!!

Virat : Okay fine Virat is better than Nags 

Rahul : That everyone knows na Vi 

Rohit : Vi 😒😒🙄

Virat : ABD is the best!

Shikhar : Virat 😶😶

Jaddu  : I'm telling you right now pack your bags and get out of your house before Rohit comes there fuming 💀💀

Harry : But you don't need any clothes you just drape that baba wala cloth and sit 

Rohit : Vi!!!!😠😠😠

Bhuvi : Calm down Rohit 

Rishu : Bhaiya do kapalbhaati 

Shreyas : What?! 😵

Jinks : Ro calm down! 

Rohit : Virat Kohli!!!!😡😠 

Jassi : Bhaiya chill 

Virat : Acha jaa Rohit is the best 

Rohit : ^better than Nags 

Virat : 😒

Better than Nags 

Rohit : Who?! A gorilla?! Say it properly  'Rohit is better than Nags'

Virat : Kitna tu tu main main 😕

'ROHIT IS BETTER THAN NAGS'  

Rohit : I love you bestie!!!🤗

Jaddu : Aee what about my plan!? Maine itna planning kiya😔

Shikhar : Sambhalke rakh kisi din kaam aayega tujhe 😂😂😂😂
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Namastey ppl!!!

So as decided!
The continuation to the Veerot Vs Vi battle!  😂

Hope y'all liked it.

Next up would be ABD Vs Nags Vs Ro 😂

Do vote and comment down your views.

Stay tuned!
~Ms_Completelyinsane