«Private Chat»

+91 92xxx xxx29 : Good evening Sir!

Virat : Yess, may I know who's this?

+91 92xxx xxx29 : Yess Sir this is your team's newly appointed 'Strategist'

Virat : Oh! Well hello then! But you haven't introduced yourself till now!? 

+91 92xxx xxx29 : Yess I knew it!!!  Veerooootttt!!!  This is your number!!!  😭😭😭

Virat : What the hell!! Didn't I like block you 😶😒

NagsMr : This is my new number Veerot 🤗

Virat : How many numbers do you switch man! I have blocked 17 or 19 of your numbers now 😒

NagsMr : That's why I'm switching so many numbers! For you wonly I has to change so many numbers

Virat : Also what's that Strategist thing you were pranking me 🙄

NagsMr : I wasn't praanking youuu!!!  😎 I'm the newly appointed 'Straterjist'  of ICT by BCCI 😎

Virat : 🙄🙄🙄  Wait!!!!
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«Pin Drop Nonsense»

Virat : EVERYONE ASSEMLE RIGHT NOW!!!!

Harry : Chill man! You know this msg scared Agastya he threw the phone on my lap 🙄😶

Virat : Great! Agastya should've banged it on your face instead 😒

Jassi : What happened??

Virat : Mere kidney main heart attack aa gya mere dimaag ka pulse rate high ho gya mera pet sadme main chala gya 😱

Jinks : Virat? What's wrong with you? What are you speaking 😂😂😂

Rahul : Vi 😱😱 Are you okay??

Shikhar : Pet ko sadma 😂😂😂😂 Konse pagal kutte ne kaata hai isko

Virat : Maine kisi kutte ko nhi kaata I'm going crazily insane

Wait I mean to say kisi kutte ne nhi kaata mujhe 😶😵😵

Kuldeep : What's wrong with Virat bhaiya 😵😫

Rohit : I told you guys admit this idiot to an asylum!

Jaddu : Rohit aage bhi Bolde 'All this is happening due to eating of dried leaves and branches '

Rohit : You just spoke then for me 😎

Virat : Shut up before I throw you both out of the group!!  😒

Rahul : Vi calm down! Take a deep breathe and say what happened

Rishabh : Bhaiya you wanna listen to Ispiderman Ispiderman 😂😂 it might help you!

Chahal : This is his concern 😌

Jaddu : IPL shuru hone main time hai abhi 🤔

Rohit : Nags ne kya kiya abhi?

Chahal : Read the title bhaiyas!!  😂😂

Virat : ICT Straterjist

Rishabh : Straterjist?! 😵

Virat : *Strategist 😶

Shubman : But bhaiya how come we were not informed about this 😵

Siraj : Exactly team members ko Sabse pehle pata hona chahiye!

Harry : Are you all also added in this new group named 'Straterjist Ka Adda'

Rahul : God no!!!  😶😵

Virat : Main chala sanyaas lene 🚶🚶

Jaddu : Let me also come wait 🏃

Siraj : If you guys go like this hum kya kare 😫

Rishabh : Take me also 😶🏃🚶

Virat : First let's tackle this Straterjist

Rohit : Tu phir wahi bola 😂

Virat : 😑 I mean Strategist
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Straterjist ka Adda

NagsMr added Veerot

MrSautan

Sautan#2

Story Teller

Kid Gill

Panda Boys

Spiderman Bhakt

Kamaladu Rahool

Gabbar Is Back

Kid Siraj

Yuzee

Kuli BB

Iyer... Shreyas Iyer... Etc etc...
(P. S If you get it you get it 😝)

NagsMr : Before you aal ask me what is this!

Veerot : What the hell is this!!!!  😑😑

NagsMr : Have some patiency Veerot

Rahul : You mean *Patience

NagsMr : Yaah Yaah same to same ma
So few couple of days back I sent a letter to tha BCCI saying this is aal cheatingu you caant use my straterjee like this I'll put caapyrights on it. I also said if they don't acknowledge maii stratejee cantribution I'll raaise a twutter campaiinn saying 'Justice for Inflate - Deflate Straterjist'

Rohit : When did we use your "Straterjee"

Chahal : Rohita he's talking about his Inflate Deflate strategy 😝

Shikhar : Itni durgati nhi thi humari ki yeh use karne baith gye 😂😂😂

NagsMr : Shhh! So when I wrote to BCCI they has sent me a reply saying 'Aiyyo we are sowwryy Mr Nags' so in caampensation they made me tha Team Straterjist 😎😎

So from tomorrow aanwards you aal will have a chaat with me everyday for haalf and hour this way we can come up with many such genius brilliant ideas 😎

Everyone : Okay sir!
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Pin Drop Nonsense

Rohit : Yeh konsi musibat ko leke aaya Virat!!!  😑😑

Virat : What did I do!? 🙄 If this person is the team strategist then  we're doomed for sure 😵

Shikhar : Harry kam tha kya jo usse bhi pagal insan ko team main laya 😂😂

Harry : Hello why am I dragged in here again!! 

KulCha : Because you are known for such things!!! How many times do we say this 😂😂😂

Rahul : How to get rid of him now 😵

Jaddu : Jamnagar main mere ghar ke piche ek purani haveli hai waha parcel karde😂

Virat : 🙄🙄🙄

Rishabh : Are you serious bhaiya 🙄

Jaddu : 100% 😎

Yuzi : Why don't you parcel yourself instead 😂😂😂

Virat : Exactly!? Kya bak rha hai!!!

Jaddu : Tu bata kya karna hai 🙄

Rohit : Yeh dimaag pehle use kiya hota toh yeh musibat nhi aati 😑

Harry : Nags ko wapas Dubai bhej de IPL ke naam pe 😂😂

Rahul : This person left his brain in Dubai itself 😶

Harry : It's a genius idea 😎

Rahul : According to you!

Virat : Y'all won't step out of your room without my msg we'll say we're quarantined

Rohit : This won't work!  😕

Jaddu : Jamnagar wala idea is best!

Harry : No Dubai wala!

Shikhar : Virat ko Himalaya bhej do Nags uske piche piche chala jayega

Harry : This is an even greater idea 😃

Jaddu : Okay Cheeku pack your stuff!

Rohit : Khana lene ki zaroorat nhi you'll get your dried leaves and branches in abundance there 😃

Jinks : Virat kaha chala gya?

Virat : Isse bakwas ideas nhi aaye dimaag main 😕😑

NO ONE WILL STEP OUT OF THEIR ROOMS UNTIL I SAY AND THIS IS FINAL!!!

Everyone : Aye aye Captain!
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Namastey Ppl!!

Happy Holi everyone!! 🎉🎉

Yess your writer is very lazy that's why I'm here to publish this chp 😂

Ms_SanelyInsane here 😝

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