Superman in real life

Gabby: Dad you were so drunk last night

Swift: I was

Gabby: yes you were

Swift: what happen

Gabby: well while you were looking up in the sky you said, 'it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Superman!'

Swift: wait what was it really

Gabby: that's the sad part. There was literally nothing there.

Swift: 😑

Blown to bits

(HimeOfShyness)

Brisk: I'm sad

Shade: why

Brisk: cause my dad hates me

Shade: no he doesn't

Brisk: yes he does

Shade: why would you think that

Brisk: cause I blew up his car

Shade: O_O

Cheaters belong in hell

Alexis: hey Gab

Gabby: what

Alexis: Jared just asked me out and I said yes

Gabby: Uh you do know Rin's dating Jared right

Alexis: O_O.......I'll get the tonfas and the swords

Gabby: I'll text Rin and get the shovel

Brother my brother

Kia: hey bro

Reazel: yea bro

Kia: I'm gonna sneak to Davenbusters wanna come

Reazel: you know it

Kia: text the others

Reazel: you got it bro

Kia: alright let's meet-

Reazel: -at the Davenbusters mall

Kia: you know me so well

Reazel: 😁

Detention

(HimeOfShyness)

Amber: mom, dad, I got detention

Rebel: what the hell did you do

Rouge: and you're grounded

Amber: Geez harsh. Well I wanted to get some water

Rebel: and

Amber: well the teacher said, 'why didn't you go between classes?' And I said, 'well it's your fault for giving us limited time.' Then she said, 'well then why do you need water?' Then I replied, 'so I can stay hydrated and not be bored by you.'

Rebel: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was he most hilarious thing I have ever read

Rouge: but you're still grounded

Amber: still worth it.

Drunk af

(HimeOfShyness)

Maesi: yo you awake Shade

Shade: why do I feel so weird? And why's the ceiling broken?

Maesi: well let me put it to you this way

Shade: ?

Maesi: you were drunk

Shade: and

Maesi: well you thought the sky was raining cannon balls so you shot the roof with your bebe-gun.

Shade: O_O

Maesi: ya oh and uncle Ghost told me to tell you that you're grounded

Shade: now that I'm not surprised at

Maesi: and you have to fix the roof

Shade: WTF how!?

Maesi: how should i know oh and I had to be done in 3 days

Shade: when this is over my dad owes me 10 more hours of sleep