These next few or so will be amazing pick up lines.

WARNING! THESE PICK UP LINES WILL NOT GUARANTEE A DATE, KISS, OR ANY INCREASED INTEREST IN YOU. DIFFERENT RESULTS SUCH AS A SLAP, KICK, PUNCH, GLARE, MEGA-BURN, OFFER ANY OTHER BODILY OR EGO HARM MAY BE CAUSED.

My name is really Legato, wanna know why, 'cause I'm real smooth with the ladies.