10 Small cases fit easily in lockers.
9 Almost no tuning! (Fat chance...)
8 Cheapest reeds.
7 You look cute while playing one.
6 The mouthpiece is a great peacock call.
5 The bell makes a great duck call.
4 Clicking the keys sound like a galloping horses.
3 The high notes beat nails on a chalkboard.
2 In the right hands it's a lethal weapon.
1 No spit valve!