Hamilton had been married to Eliza for a few months now, and though he loved her deeply, he wasn't fully committed because he's a disloyal piece of shit cheater who can't say no to this.

Alexander was having a wacky bisexual affair! What a surprise!

Eliza thought something was off about her husband being very overly excited to "hang with the boys" but shrugged it off as just being a guy thing. Little did she know, Hamilton was only going to hang with one singular boy, and hang meant fuck.

Knocking on the door of his "friend", Hamilton eagerly awaited an answer. It wasn't long before John Laurens opened it and pulled the other man inside.

Within seconds, all clothing was discarded, and the rest can be left to your imagination ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The two men lay sweaty and naked on the bed next to each other, and Hamilton couldn't help but run his fingers through Laurens' long hair. Fucking was nice and all, but so was just spending time together.

Laurens let out a small sigh. "Man, you're amazing Alex, I only wish I wasn't just the side bitch."

"You're more than just a side bitch to me." Hamilton replied before kissing him. "Remember, you're married too. We're each other's side bitches."

"Oh right, I am." Laurens shook his head. "We only got married because of family pressure, I haven't seen her in years. I'm gay as hell."

"Right. Unfortunately I actually love my wife so I'm the only one who's fucked." Hamilton muttered. "If she finds out she might murder me, I dunno."

"Don't worry babe, I'll protect you." Laurens replied, then frowned. "But... i-if you love her so much... do you really... love me???"

"Of course I love you! I love you so much, John!" Hamilton quickly said. "I love both of you, y'see? I got myself stuck in a love triangle and I can't choose."

Laurens smiled, before sitting up. He got off of the bed and picked up Hamilton's pants from the floor, chucking them at him. "You better get going, Eliza wants you home for dinner, right?"

"Yeah, right." Hamilton put his pants on, then the rest of his clothes. He walked over to his boyfriend with a smile. "I'll call you later, love."

Laurens melted at the pet name and kissed him again. "I'll be waiting."

~*~

This is something I decided to write on a whim and it's kinda half a joke book and half serious-ish so I have no idea what this is.

Alex is a cheater, but instead of cheating with a girl, it's his boyfriend. That's literally all I have so far.

Oh yeah and Eliza will probably be drastically out of character to suit my needs.

B y e.