DUDE THE TOILET SUCTION LEGIT WENT DOWN BUT HERE I AM

i thought i was small enough to go through the toilet bowl

BUT NO

MY ASS DEADASS GOT STUCK IN BETWEEN!!!!!

BIJ WHY IS MY ASS SO BIG

BUT I DON'T HAVE BIG HOUSE, BIG CARS AND BIG RINGS

it's okay i guess because it's fluffy

it protecc, it also attac

so for like 10 minutes straight I WAS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT FROM THE TOILET BOWL

I WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

BUT MY ASS IS JUST SQUASHED IN BETWEEN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY TO WIGGLE

I GUESS OPERATION 2 : TO GO AND FIND SHOOKJIN HAS FAILED

"i am deeply sorry to my all of my fans," i looked up at the gigantic hanging fan, and down to the mini portable fan which was beside the water hose

I WONDER HOW LONG AM I GOING TO GET STUCK HERE?????? AM I GONNA STUCK HERE FOREVER?

IF I AM

I AM GONNA

SHINE FOREVER

COS I'M A FIGHTER FIGHTER

CHAMPION CHAMPION

okay enough

look

i have been spending almost 26/9 of my time in the toilet because of shookjin

SHOULDN'T HE BOW TO ME OR CALL ME QUEEN?? I AM A BUSY WOMAN HE SHOULDN'T BE WORTH OF MY TIME

BUT I BET THAT PEASANT IS LOWKEY ENJOYING LOOKING AT MY ASS RIGHT NOW, LIKE DUDE IT CAN BE CHOPPED INTO PIECES TO FEED LIKE 50 STARVING CHILDREN

if flat is justice

is round injustice then?????? SO MY ASS NEEDS TO BE FILED A LAWSUIT BECAUSE IT IS NOT FLAT?

BIJ i would be sued for having the most attractive ass then, watch mE

my boobs are safe, they are justice, great thing i would not be filed a lawsuit twice!!!

i want to sue myself though LIKE WHY IS MY BODY SO UNPROPORTIONAL I AM UGLY I'M CRYING

and hence, i am unable to carry out operation 2 due to some mishaps

shake my HEAD I DIDN'T COME OUT WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN, BECAUSE THERE IS NONE, LIKE WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO

CHOP MY BUTT??? OR I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUC

"dude, stop trying if you can't!" i heard shookjin's voice from below in the toilet bowl, what a hoe

OH WAIT!!!

IF MY BUTT CAN'T GO IN, MAYBE MY HEAD CAN!

so i tried

BUT I DEADASS GOT STUCK IN IT AGAIN I AM CRYING WHY DO I NOT HAVE A SMALL HEAD LIKE BAE JINYOUNG

life is unfair

BUT HOLY SHIT

I OPENED MY EYES IN THE WATER AND I SAW SHOOKJIN SITTING ON A CHAIR, PLACING HIS LEGS ON THE TABLE WHILE THERE WAS LIKE A PLANT STEM AT THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH??? AND THAT BIJ WAS DEADASS PLAYING POKER CARDS

.... with some random guy that i do not even know, and i don't wish to know

BECAUSE IF I KNOW, I WOULD PROBABLY SUFFER FROM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE FROM NEEDING TO DEAL WITH TWO HOES WHEN ONE IS ALREADY ENOUGH

"hyung, who is she? she looks so ugly"

THAT'S IT, I AM EVACUATING YOU BITCH

so i lifted my head up and i looked at the mirror i placed on my wall, AND HOLY MY EYES LOOKED SUPER RED

FUCJEJJFKD MY EYES

DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR EYES ARE RED WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SWIMMING POOL, IT'S ACTUALLY DUE TO THE URINE AND NOT THE CHLORINE?????

I WAS JUNGSHOOK WHEN I KNEW ABOUT IT

MY EYES ARE CONTAMINATED WITH URINE NOW SCREAMS

yeah, an ugly girl's eyes are contaminated with urine and no one probably cares

because i'm ugly

BUT

HAH THAT DOESN'T AFFECT ME BECAUSE YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LOVE YOURSELF, WE SHOULD ALWAYS LOVE OURSELVES

bij if you call me ugly

you're uglier so stop roasting your own ass

^ TO THE GUY WHO CALLED ME UGLY JUST NOW

looks like i gotta blast for some dowajo sos, TO MY LOVELY FRIEND YEON JOO

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hi i'm sorry i'm multifandom i can't stop myself—

and yeon joo & this girl (tbh i haven't thought of her name???) are both dumb anyways (but i love both of them bc they relate to me sO) so they will be somehow related HAHA I'M GONNA DO A CROSSOVER WODKKDKD