It was just last week when an amazing spaceship landed in my backyard. It was super weird. I was just playing with my dog (in my backyard of course :) ) when all of a sudden, my dog started pooping all over the place like crazy! (Please LAUGH!) [A/N: I totally wasn't desperate for a laugh...] Suddenly, a spaceship landed on our patio. It wasn't any ordanairy spaceship, it's body (the spaceships) said: PLANET MARS BEWARE! [insert biohazard sign] Now that gave me a fright because yesterday I heard that Marshans were about to invade the earth. But, it was too late now. That was because 5 aliens were coming toward me! The first alien looked like Tigger but, it had... kangaroo feet, three eyes, and was as small as a kitten but very strong. The second one looked like a forklorico dancer but... she had one eye, her legs looked like octopus legs, and had an evil grin. The third one looked like a grizzly bear but... it had slimy snake-like feet, it had pointy ears, and blue fangs. The fourth one looked like Tom Cruise wearing Elvis's white suit and blue swade shoes. It had hair down to its waist. The last alien looked like a half-eaten tenis ball full of slober. (guess what? my dog had eaten the other half) It also had about 30 eyes, I guess my dog had eaten the rest. O yeah, the tenis ball had a rainbow colored dress on. It wasn't the way the aliens look, it was how they were charging at me! I invited the scary aliens inside for some tea even though they had very poor manners. I apologized to the tennis ball and chapped for the folklorico dancer who had begun a dance. The weren't really Marshians after all, they'r my friends!