First Audition Tape

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It first takes place on the rooftop of a school.

Frazer: 'Sup y'all, I'm Frazer. 

Frazer: I'm here because I wanna sign up for this show.

Frazer: So uhh I'm gay, and apparently got a crush on this guy, but honestly he's been avoiding me sometimes mostly because I keep teasing him.

Frazer: But yk how boys are.

Frazer: I wanna win this money, so I can make my own music.

Frazer: So please choose me to be on this show.

END

Second Audition Tape

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Tommie: Hey baddies, my name is Tommie.

Tommie: How do y'all slay today?

Tommie: So I wanna be chosen on this show because I think that more people should be more Gen Z.

Tommie: My friend has been teaching me this for quite a while and I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Tommie: Let me say a few things. Ahem.

Tommie: "Man y'all is lit af."

Tommie: "Okay stay hating, boomer."

Tommie: "This is bussing!"

Tommie: "Keeping it on the DL!"

Tommie: Pick me please.

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Third Audition Tape

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Martha: Hey, girlfriend.

Martha says taking a bite of a burger she's eating.

Martha: I'm uhh a mukbanger as you can see. She would then slurp on some ramen.

Martha: So basically I saw this show called Total Drama Crazy Islands, and well I decided to join, since I'm a mukbanger and all.

Martha says as she then starts eating a piece of fried chicken, then drinks her glass of Sprite.

Martha: I don't expect to win, but at least get to eat. Martha finishes her burger as she would then take a couple bites of the chocolate chip cookies that were still there.

Martha: So uhh I'll just submit this anyways.

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Fourth Audition Tape

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So Russell would be snowboarding down a hill.

Then would do a jump, doing multiple spins in the air, then landing.

Russell: Whoo!~ hope y'all liked it.

Russell: I've been practicing my skills since. See I decided to join the Snowboarding Team, for Winter Sports.

Russell: In Fall I took Golf, and later in the Spring, I'll take Track and Field.

Russell: Just pick me, I seem like the competitive guy I am.

Russell: You still recording this?

Camera would move up and down meaning the person is still recording.

Russell: That's good, you can end it now.

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Fifth Audition Tape

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Melanie: So... y'all seen these reality TV shows where there's this one person that ends up manipulating, cheating or messing with the cast of the show?

Melanie: Well... if Total Drama's gonna be interesting, then that's where I'll come in...

Melanie: You better pick me for this show, because I'll make it my mission to manipulate and mess with the minds of the others to win Total Drama Crazy Islands. She smirks

Melanie: Nothing will stop me along the way- and I mean nothing~ 

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Sixth Audition Tape

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Milo is recording this in an empty classroom.

Milo: Ok here we go... breathes in and breathes out.

Milo: I'm Milo Chase, and I'm a junior in my high school.

Milo: I love many things, and joined three clubs, and I only meet each one a day.

Milo: My first club is Chess Club where I practice the moves of each piece in order to succeed in winning the game.

Milo: My second club is Dungeons and Dragons, I love the engage in roleplay and adventure throughout the whole thing.

Milo: My third club is the Creative Writing, where I write many poems, prompts and play in the many dramas that this club has to offer.

Milo: I'm not sure if any of these will help me win a million dollars, but if it helps, I'm really fit. So you gotta let me be on the show.

Someone is knocking on the door.

Milo: I better go take that, bye.

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Seventh Audition Tape

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Eliza: Hello my fellow people.

Eliza: How are you on this fine day?

Eliza: So I heard of this show called Total Drama Crazy Islands and I just thought of joining.

Eliza: Now my name is Eliza.

Eliza: I always love being positive and thinking positive, even when the situation isn't positive.

Then one of her siblings would come to her room.

???: Eliza, Wesley broke my mirror, what do I do?

Eliza: Well I mean maybe you can try fix it?

???- I... can try.

The sibling will leave.

Eliza: I hope you can choose me so I can make peace with everyone. And maybe win that money too. 

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Eighth Audition Tape

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Rosemary: Ok there are some things you don't know about me.

Rosemary: So I'm the top of my class.

Rosemary: I'm really popular.

Rosemary: And I guess I have been in many field trips and school events, I can hardly keep count.

Rosemary: The thing is I just dislike physical activities. 

Rosemary: Mostly because I just don't like sweating, and I don't like...

Rosemary: Well... I'm a smart person, and smart people wouldn't be good at sports.

Rosemary: So if y'all are gonna choose me, then you got to have mental challenges.

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Ninth Audition Tape

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Edward: Yo fam, I'm Edward.

Edward: As a gamer I got everything a man could need with his introverted self.

Edward: I got 6 computer screens, a mini fridge, a bunch of snacks, a a keyboard and a computer with so much storage, I'll never run out of.

Edward: I don't expect to be chosen, but if I do...

Edward: I think I'll be ready for anything, I've played so many games to know, I can do this!

Edward: Oh and in case you're wondering... 

Edward: I also stream myself gaming, so I make a ton of money to pay my bills.

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Tenth Audition Tape

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So Charlie would be using a slot machine.

Then he would end up losing.

Charlie: Ugh, lost again...

Charlie: I don't know why I wanna join this show, except I heard there's a million dollars.

Charlie: I feel like doing this ok.

Charlie: So ever since, my family has been in debt...

Charlie:My dad believes that gambling is the only way we can solve our problems.

Charlie: My mom forbade it mostly because gambling sounds like a waste of money.

Charlie: The thing is, I'm actually a pro at gambling. It's just the slot machines I can't do.

He would pull the lever as the slot machine would do its work.

Charlie: But honestly there's not gonna be gambling when it's fighting for a million dollars.

Charlie: So if this can get my mama to stop nagging my ass,

Charlie: Then so be it.

Charlie would see that he ends up winning lots of money.

Charlie: YES!!!

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Eleventh Audition Tape

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Josie: Hey you guys, I'm Josie. I'm making this audition so I can get on Total Drama Crazy Islands.

Josie: Honestly my life is kinda boring...

Josie: I hardly have afterschool activities, and I hardly go on field trips.

Josie: I'm just a normal girl with a normal life. (MLB reference)

Josie: But honestly I'm just hoping I'm not the first eliminated... that would suck terribly...

Josie's Mom: JOSIE!

Her mom yelled from the background.

Josie's Mom: Did you do your dang homework yet?! It's due today!

Josie: Mom! I said I'll do it later! Rn I have to make an audition for Total Drama Crazy Islands!

Josie's Mom: You ain't going in no island until you do your damn homework!

Josie: Ugh... Josie would get the paper she needs to do her homework in and just start writing.

Josie: Just put me on the show please...

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Twelfth Audition Tape

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Stefan: Hey y'all what's up, my family calls me Stephen.

Stefan: But I go for Ste-fan~

Stefan: For the classy stuff.

Stefan: Now, as a rich person like myself, I decided it would be great to join a a reality TV show.

Stefan: Now... I'm not sure if I'll like this show, but I wanna at least make it far.

Stefan: So if I join this show, I'll try to make sure I won't be eliminated.

Stefan: Plus I got some good social game. Then someone comes as they end up overhearing Stefan.

???: Bitch what?

???: You do not have social game, you only speak to people who are "classy" to you.

Stefan: That's not true.

???: You wouldn't speak to my sister, because she was basic.

Stefan: She kinda was.

???: They are not accepting you.

Stefan: Yk what...? He would then kick the person in the balls.

???: OW!!!!!

Stefan: If y'all want class, then I'm your man.

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Thirteenth Audition Tape

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So it starts with Leroy coming out the water of the ocean. 

He flexes in front of the camera his bulky physique as he gets out the water...

Leroy: I hope y'all like that, because I'm gonna impress everyone with this~

Leroy: So in this show, people fight for a million dollars here, and if I came on here,

Leroy: I might be able to float my way to the merge and probably start competitive mode by then~

Leroy: So choosing me would probably be your best option. He then winks at the camera.

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Fourteenth Audition Tape

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Kate: Hi my name is Kate.... And well, this might be surprising but a lot of people bully me for being quite a nerd.

Kate: Yet when I take off these glasses.... She would then look beautiful.

Kate: Everyone treats me like I came from a royal family.

Kate: Like seriously what is wrong with these people?

Kate: They shouldn't judge others based on appearances.

Kate: So all I want, is to go on Total Drama Crazy Islands, so I can be treated like a normal person. 

Some random guy comes.

???: Hey girl~ you know you should take these glasses off more often, you look prettier this way~

Kate: Ughh..... See what I mean?

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Fifteenth Audition Tape 

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Diana: Hello everyone. The lord welcomes you to my audition tape.

Diana: I am Diana.

Diana: So during my life, I've had quite a bit of hate from people because they think I might be a stereotypical Christian that is hypocritical, judgmental, pushy and intolerant.

Diana: Mostly because my parents fit everything I mentioned.

Diana: But I'm not that...

Diana: I mean I'm a different kind who's helpful and supportive. I am not like my parents as most people think.

Diana: And if y'all aren't convinced, then I'll send you guys a prayer.

Diana would start praying as the video would end.

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Sixteenth Audition Tape

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Isobelle would be checking out the ducks as one comes at her.

Isobelle: Awwww~ isn't this one so cute~ She would then pick one up.

Isobelle: Hi there. I'm Isobelle, But people also call me Bella.

Isobelle: So, I love ducks, I always wanted to buy one. My parents say that taking care of one requires a lot of responsibility, and they're not wrong. 

Isobelle: I mean I would need to know what ducks eat and stuff. Because it can't be just bread right?

Isobelle: Oh and by the way, My parents told me about this and said that maybe it could be a fun experience to meet new people since the people I talk to are just duck lovers. 

A quack would then be heard from the duck.

Isobelle: Do you wanna come with me to the show? 

The duck would quack twice for a yes.

Isobelle: I don't know if my parents would let me...

The duck would quack sadly.

Isobelle: Sorry... 

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Seventeenth Audition Tape

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Jac would be cleaning a dish in his workplace which is a bar.

Jac: Ok so... here's some things I'd like to share for myself.

Jac: I'm 19 years old and have been working in this bar for quite a while now.

Jac: I'm really talented at making drinks. I can make a drink you can name from the top of your head.

Then Jac's boss would come.

Jac's Boss: Hey! I see you're making a video, what's it for?

Jac: Total Drama Crazy Islands.

Jac's Boss: Great, I hope you get in the show.

Then Jac's boss would leave.

Jac: So yeah pick me to be on the show.

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Eighteenth Audition Tape

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So it starts as Bailey is recording on her phone.

Bailey: Hey guys! It's your girl Bailey, here today because I wanna share why I think I could be in this show.

Bailey: One I basically am really popular and really pretty.

Bailey: I basically am super fashionable smart, and I'm really extroverted meaning I like to go to public events to talk with anyone, even mean people.

Bailey: Now I don't necessarily want to be super strategic or manipulative or just try my best most of time.

Bailey: All I'm gonna do is wing it. That's all.

Bailey: What do you think of my outfit by the way? She says showing off her outfit.

Bailey: Isn't it pretty good?

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And that's all the audition tapes, I'll make Episode 1 when I feel like it.