Me: (I went to the dining area where there was no food) what no food

Chris: don't worry dude they're will be plenty of food later on

(Chris and Chef laugh)

Leshawna: what are you to bozos so giggly about

(They laugh again)

Chris: congratulations to the remaining 11 campers for reaching the half way mark in the game, you will all be on the jury for the final episode

Geoff: got the power yeah

Chris: the 2 teams will become one next week

(Buzz)

Me: I never knew id make it this far

(Back to the show)

Chris: all of the girls will move to the gopher cabin and the guys will stay in the bass cabin this week's challenge is old the battle of the sexes after every one is settled in I will announce the challenge

(I got all my stuff and went to the bass cabin)

Geoff: come on Zack guys party

(We having a dudes party)

DJ: rock that soda pop brother

Owen: (burps)

Me: (burps loud and long)

Trent: nice one that guy deserves to be captain

Dudes: speech speech speech

Me: I owe all to my dudes back home I learned how to do it and I did

(I burp loud again)

Me: those girls are going down to the ground

Me and My dudes: (cheer)

(At the dining hall again)

Chris: this challenge is the brunch of disgusting ness you will get a 9 course meal each member of each team must eat each dish you will not if the next dish is grosser than the last dish, not as gross or just as gross it is gross, the winners will stay 2 days at a 5 star resort and the losing team will go hungry tonight and spend 2 days on this island with chef

Heather: we are going to win this challenge

Me: no me and my dudes are gonna win

(1st dish is Beef testicle)

(The girls win)

Chris: and now the next dish, you guys like pizza

Me: I love pizza

Owen: I can eat pizza any day with Anything on it

Chris: anything, how about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jelly fish sauce and live anchovies

(I eat it in one go)

(6 dishes later we was tied up to 2 tied)

Chris: the last dish is tasty it's dolphin wieners hot dogs made of dolphin

Me: finally something delicious

(Bridgette and DJ refused)

Chris: ok enough we will solve this by having an eat off

(I eat the hot dogs made of dolphin)

Me: yum delicious

(Buzz)

Chef: at least someone likes the dolphin wieners

(Back to the show)

( Owen and Leshawna had to drink blended cockroaches)

Chris: Owen wins

Me: and my dudes: yeah

Heather: Leshawna you are completely useless

(We all throw up)

(Me and the dudes go to the resort)

Me: now let's party like it's 1999

(I was partying like non-stop)

(It was a blast)