Me: lets go see what the killer bass is up to

(We walked up to the fire)

Courtney: what do you guys want come by to rub it

Me: we got some extra desert from our tuck shop party, thought you might want some

Courtney: so what, your just being nice

Gwen: ok Owen stank up our cabin and we need some time to air out

Owen: (farts)

Trent: ew dude

Beth: (hands some green jelly to Courtney)

Courtney: No, I mean no thanks im good

Duncan: what are you on a diet

Courtney: I just don't like green jelly ok

Beth: (hands the jelly to DJ)

DJ: (screams) snake

Cody: chill dude it's just a gummy worm

DJ: sorry for tripping snakes just freak me out

Tyler: I feel you chickens give me the creeps dude

Gwen: your afraid of chickens

Duncan: that's just lame man

(Buzz)

Gwen: so everyone having this big share fest around the fire, Beth went on and on about being covered by bugs, Harold is afraid of ninja even Heather admits shes afraid of sump wrestlers

(Back to the show)

Gwen: what's my worst fear, I guess being buried alive

Lindsey: walking through a mine field in heels

Owen: flying man that's some crazy stuff

Izzy: I would never go up on a plane never

Geoff: I'm scared of hail small but deadly dude

Bridgette: being left alone in the woods

Sadie: (sniffs) bad haircuts

Lindsey: I change mine that's so much scarier than a mine field

Cody: having to defuse a time bomb under pressure

Courtney: I'm afraid of anything

Duncan: bologna

Courtney: oh really what is your phobia mr know it all

(We all stare at Duncan)

Duncan: Celine Dion music store standees

Cody: ex squeeze me I couldn't like get that

Trent: Dude did you say Celine Dion music store standees

Lindsey: I love Celine Dion what's a standee

Trent: you know that cardboard cut out thing that's stands at the music store

Duncan: don't say it dude

Courtney: so if we had a cardboard standee right now

Duncan: shut up what about you guys

Trent ok well I hate mimes like a lot, all right Courtney your afraid of something spit it out

Courtney: nope nothing

Duncan: that's not what she said last night

Courtney: what about you Zack, what's your phobia

(They all stare at me)

Me: Wolves

(They all gasp)

(Woof howls)

Me: (look scared)

(The next day)

Chris: your challenge is called phobia factor

(Later Beth had to be in a pool full of worms)

(My challenge was to say in a den for 5 minutes)

(These are 4 wolves)

Me: oh F**k 4 wolves (I scream)

(5 minutes later i get a point)

Me: yeah

(A wolf bites my arm really bad)

Me: (screams)

(Later tonight)

(I heard a scream it was Leshawna)

Me: what Leshawna what's wrong

Leshawna: 3 wolves are trying to eat me

(I punch them away)

Leshawna: thanks Zack (kisses his cheek)

Me: anytime for a friend