Chapter 9 paintball deer hunt

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Me: (I woke up and I feel something on me)

(A helicopter wakes up all up)

Me: oh my freaking god that dude is to loud

(We went to the campfire pit)

Chris: today's challenge is about survival, we are going hunting

Duncan: now that's more like it

Harold: is that a paintball gun

Chris: why yes Harold, is it (he shoots Harold with it)

Bridgette: so we will not killing anything

Chris: nope, this will be the first ever paintball deer hunt, I'll announce the team's once we get in the woods, so finish breakfast

Owen: (burps) ah got anymore

(Once we get in the woods)

Chris: and now for the team break down the killer bass hunters are Harold, Geoff, Bridgette locked and loaded with blue bass paint balls and using orange paint are the gopher hunters Leshawna, Owen, Beth, Zack and Lindsey

Owen: woo hoo thank you this is awesome

Chris: you also get these styling glasses and wicked camo caps, the rest of you are now deer here your antlers, noses and little white tails

Heather: yeah right, I'm not wearing that

Duncan: there's no way I'm a deer

(The deer went a head start)

Chris: game on

Me: let's go

Owen: (pours something yellow)

Me: what are you doing

Owen: putting some thing on me, so the deer don't see me coming

Leshawna: tell Me that is not

Owen: pee yes it is

Beth: ew

Me: gross

Owen: I got some more if you needs some

Beth: we are hunting for other campers

(We take off)

(Later)

Me: psst

Beth: who ever you are, go ahead shoot me you can't make today any sucker

Me: I'm a gopher hunter and you are too how goes it

Beth: I'm so done with this game

Me: why, is it Heather

Heather: what took you go long and why is he here with you

Me: so idc

Beth: here take them

(She snatches them away)

Heather: there's like 11 chips left and they are bbq go exchange them for dill pickle

Me: (whispers at Beth) say no

Beth: (nods at me) No

Heather: what did you just say, take it back

Beth: No

Heather: Take... It... Back

Beth: no I'm tired of being your slave now if you excuse us me and Zack have a challenge to complete

(Later Heather and Lindsey find us)

Beth: oh man we almost had her

Heather: we have beem talking about you

Lindsey we have

Heather: oh zip it Lindsey, we have decided to give you one last chance, if you take it back, you rejoin our Alliance

Beth: take back what

Heather: The N word No

Beth: I don't wanna take it back

Heather: you are nothing without me

Me: hey stop yelling at her, do you know why we keeping losing these damn challenges

Heather: because they're lame and stupid

Me: nope because your bossing people us around

(We growl at each other)

Heather: (throws her nose at Beth)

Me: I'm outta here

(I went out in the further in the woods)

(Later my team lost and Cody got eliminated)

(Buzz)

Me: man I'm so dumb

(Back to the show)

(I went to the cabins to play a game on my 3ds and fell asleep)

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