Me: (I woke up and I feel something on me)
(A helicopter wakes up all up)
Me: oh my freaking god that dude is to loud
(We went to the campfire pit)
Chris: today's challenge is about survival, we are going hunting
Duncan: now that's more like it
Harold: is that a paintball gun
Chris: why yes Harold, is it (he shoots Harold with it)
Bridgette: so we will not killing anything
Chris: nope, this will be the first ever paintball deer hunt, I'll announce the team's once we get in the woods, so finish breakfast
Owen: (burps) ah got anymore
(Once we get in the woods)
Chris: and now for the team break down the killer bass hunters are Harold, Geoff, Bridgette locked and loaded with blue bass paint balls and using orange paint are the gopher hunters Leshawna, Owen, Beth, Zack and Lindsey
Owen: woo hoo thank you this is awesome
Chris: you also get these styling glasses and wicked camo caps, the rest of you are now deer here your antlers, noses and little white tails
Heather: yeah right, I'm not wearing that
Duncan: there's no way I'm a deer
(The deer went a head start)
Chris: game on
Me: let's go
Owen: (pours something yellow)
Me: what are you doing
Owen: putting some thing on me, so the deer don't see me coming
Leshawna: tell Me that is not
Owen: pee yes it is
Beth: ew
Me: gross
Owen: I got some more if you needs some
Beth: we are hunting for other campers
(We take off)
(Later)
Me: psst
Beth: who ever you are, go ahead shoot me you can't make today any sucker
Me: I'm a gopher hunter and you are too how goes it
Beth: I'm so done with this game
Me: why, is it Heather
Heather: what took you go long and why is he here with you
Me: so idc
Beth: here take them
(She snatches them away)
Heather: there's like 11 chips left and they are bbq go exchange them for dill pickle
Me: (whispers at Beth) say no
Beth: (nods at me) No
Heather: what did you just say, take it back
Beth: No
Heather: Take... It... Back
Beth: no I'm tired of being your slave now if you excuse us me and Zack have a challenge to complete
(Later Heather and Lindsey find us)
Beth: oh man we almost had her
Heather: we have beem talking about you
Lindsey we have
Heather: oh zip it Lindsey, we have decided to give you one last chance, if you take it back, you rejoin our Alliance
Beth: take back what
Heather: The N word No
Beth: I don't wanna take it back
Heather: you are nothing without me
Me: hey stop yelling at her, do you know why we keeping losing these damn challenges
Heather: because they're lame and stupid
Me: nope because your bossing people us around
(We growl at each other)
Heather: (throws her nose at Beth)
Me: I'm outta here
(I went out in the further in the woods)
(Later my team lost and Cody got eliminated)
(Buzz)
Me: man I'm so dumb
(Back to the show)
(I went to the cabins to play a game on my 3ds and fell asleep)
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