Victini: Pikachu got hurt. That's all you need to know because there wasn't even a challenge in the last episode. Also because of Pikachu's injury he went home.

(Theme song plays)

Garboder: I'm thinking about opening a restaurant when this shows over. What should I call it.

Litten: Slop Shop.

Zorua: Turd Munchies.

Togepi: GRUB-oder's

Flareon: Garboder's Ugly

Porygon: Total Drama Pokemon.

Litten: That's the name of the show, dumbass.

Porygon: (sad) sorry.

Litten: You don't have to be sad, you just have to get a brain.

Porygon: Can I buy that at the mall?

Litten: I walked myself right into that one.

Porygon: But you're sitting.

Litten: (facepalms)

Porygon: Don't smack yourself.

Victini: Everyone listen up! There will be a challenge today just like normal. Meet me at the dock in 5 minutes!

(Litten Confessional)
Litten: Should I break up the alliance I have with Porygon. I don't hate him, it's just that he isn't even helping much! Like what exactly has he done to help me get farther in this competition. Also he's very stupid.

(Porygon walks in and sits on toilet)

Litten: Very very stupid.

Porygon: Do you mind?!
(End)

(Dock)
Victini: Litten up everybody. Today you will be doing a battle tournament.

Litten: Hello? Type disadvantages. What if I get paired up against a w-w-water type.

Togepi: WATER you so afraid of? He's going to turn off type disadvantages anyways so WETS it gonna matter. Right?

Victini: What do you think I am? Magic. Yeah sorry but if you go up against Vaporeon. Ya screwed!

Vaporeon: Oh yeah! I'm gonna burn out your flames!

Litten: Oh yeah well you look like a swollen... Traffic cone.

Victini: (sarcastically) Nice one.

Litten: Shut up.

Victini: Also I have soon really big news!

Porygon: Your Pregnant?

Victini: What the helioptile? No! The merge is here.

Porygon: Does that mean you will give me a high five.

Victini: What do you think? Alright. You will all be fighting against one another. I will pair you up. Cubone will Fight Mincinno, Litten will fight Eevee, Porygon will fight Vaporeon, and Togepi will fight Zorua.

(Confessional (all))
Zorua: You

Togepi: are

Vaporeon: going

Litten: Down

Porygon: So

Eevee: Hard

Mincinno: Right

All: Now!
(end)

Victini: First match, Cubone versus Mincino. On your marks, get set, fight!

Mincino: (uses swift) 

Cubone: (dodges)

Mincino: BLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLB;LBL!!

Cubone: (whacks mincinn0o in the head with a bone)

Mincino" (Faints)

Victini: Mincino has been disqualified. Up next, is Litter versus Eevee.

Litten: My name is Litten, not Litter.

Victini: I don't care, Letter.

Eevee: (uses Quick attack)

Litten: Oops wasn't paying attention. (Uses Flamethrower)

Eevee: (dodges it) Eat dirt! (Uses Tackle)

Litten: (waits for Eevee to get close and uses fire Fang)

Eevee: OW OW IT BURNS!!!!

Litten: Hahaha you little-

Eevee: (slaps Litten)

Litten: (Slaps Eevee back)

(everyone gasps)

Snivy: Gasp.

Porygon: He just hit a girl.

(Confessional)

Mincinno: I am definitely voting Littwelve out!

(End)

Victini: Disqualified.

Litten: WHAT?!

Victini: You shouldn't hit a girl.

Litten: SHE HIT ME!

Victini: So?

Litten: REALLY OMG WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS WRONG WITH YOU PLS DIE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF (BLEEP) GO (BLEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Victini: One more swear and you can go home.

Litten: Fine. (Walks off stage)

(Confessional)

Litten: WOW REALLY WHAT THE (BLEEP) I WAS (BLEEEEP) DEFENDING MYSELF GO TO HELL YOU LITTLE (BLEEP) IM SERIOUS PLEASE (BLEEEEEP) WAIT IM NOT DONE-

(End)

Porygon: Hey, Lit teen.

Litten: Yeah?

Porygon: I am going to break up the alliance, sorry.

Litten: I was thinking about breaking up the alliance myself anyways!

Victini: Next up, Vaporeon versus Porygon.

Porygon: Got to go.

Vaporeon: This should be easy

Porygon: (uses Psychic) Really?

Vaporeon: No, no, no put me down pIease, I will give you money.

Porygon: I have a ton of money (Pulls out three lollipops) 

Vaporeon: (sighs) just put me down.

Porygon: Hmmmmmmmm, okay. 

Vaporeon: Thank you.

Porygon: Psych! 

Vaporeon: I should have expected that,

Porygon: I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF FLAN (Drops Vaporeon down from a really high angle)

Vaporeon: (Faints)

Victini: Vaporygon is eliminated. Now it is time fore Zorua to face up against Togepi.

Zorua: YOUR GOING DOWN HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Togepi: Yeah, I would rather NATU fight that.

Victini: Okay, Togepi is eliminated.

Togepi: Thank you for sparing me my life.

Victini: No problem, I can stab you whenever I want. Next up we have, Zorua versus Cubone and Porygon versus Eevee.

Eevee: There is no way I am facing Porygon he will kill me with Psychic!

Cubone: There is no way I am facing Zorua she will kill me with Evilness!

Victini: Okay, fine, guess what? Zorua versus Porygon. Final round GO!

Porygon: Nope (walks off battlefield)

Victini: Okay, wow that was very quick. We only had three actual battles. Well, then uhhhh, meet me at the dock, at eight one five. Zorua gets immunity.

(confessional)

Zorua: And why exactly, haven't they just handed me over the money yet?

Porygon: Here you go! (pulls out Lollipops again)

Zorua: GET OUT OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO A PRETZAL!

(End)

(Later at male cabin)

Litten: (sighs)

Porygon: What's wrong.

Litten: Nothing. 

(Montage of Porygon and Litten's moments in the alliance)

Porygon: Hey Litnine.

Litten: Hey?

-

Porygon: Want to form an alliance?

Litten: No.

Porygon: Please?

Litten: No.

Porygon: Please?

Litten: Fine.

-

Litten: Thanks for letting me back to the island.

Porygon: No problem.

(Montage ends)

Litten: Okay, I confess. I want to be back in the alliance.

Porygon: Hmmmmmm..... no.

Litten: Ugh.

(girl cabin)

Zorua: Hey, Eevee.

Eevee: Yeah?

Zorua: Do you want to be in an alliance with me, you and Mincino. We will get to the final three together!

Eevee: Okay

(confessional)

Zorua: Wow, you about to get Tricked!

(END)

(Confessional)

Eevee: If she gets us into the final three, me and Mincinno will team up, vote her out and boom, we're in the finale.

(end)

(at dock)

Victini: Let's get this over with. Marshmallows go to Zorua, Porygon, Cubone, Eevee, Mincinno, and Vaporeon and.....

Litten and Togepi: On no.

Victini: Togepi, come on up and get your marshmallow 

Litten: Okay, then goodbye everyone.

Eevee: HOLD UP!

Litten: What?

Eevee: (slaps Litten)

Litten: I deserved that. (Gets on boat)

Victini: That's a rap? Tune in next time to see what will happen in Total Drama Pokemon!

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Hey sorry guys for updating so late. It's been a couple weeks so sorry for the minor inconvenience.

It won't let me tag on the computer GRR.