Chris: Welcome back to Total drama randomized! 

Chris: Last time, we introduced our contestants and now it's time for them to wake up... 

Chris: *uses megaphone* WAKE UP CAMPERS! 

(In the Prestigious Peacocks cabin) 

Heather: Uggggh! Chris is SO gonna get it for interrupting my beauty sleep! 

Alejandro: Why don't we kill him together? 

Heather: No! 

Justin: My beauty sleep is WAY more important than YOURS! 

Noah: All of you SHUT THE (bleep) UP! 

Owen: Calm down little buddy! Let's just see what the first challenge is! 

Noah: No, I going back to sleep! 

Heather: Yup! 

Alejandro: Same! 

Justin: Ditto! 

Jasmine: C'mon guys! Yall can't be lazy! 

Noah: Fine.. 

Dj: Let's go! 

Shawn: How is Cody still asleep after all the yelling? 

Noah: He's a heavy sleeper. Just leave him be! 

Izzy: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDYYYYY! 

Cody: AHH! Seriously, Izzy? 

Izzy: Can't miss the challenge! 

(Outside the cabins) 

Chris: Hello campers! 

Chris: Time for the first challenge! 

Topher: You have the BEST challenges Chris! 

Chris: Don't interrupt me Topher! 

Chris: Today is ALL about shoes! 

Noah: Wow! Do we get to hit you with shoes? 

Chris: Fortunately, no! 

Noah: Unfortunately... 

Chris: Let me explain the challenge. 

Chris: Each team will have a pile of shoes. Two people will be able to throw the shoes at the target. When the person hits the bullseye, each team member will go through a maze blindfolded. At the end of the maze, there will be a circle that you will drop the shoes in. Also, if you run out of shoes to throw, you will get an even bigger pile of shoes.  

Heather: Seems easy enough! 

Chris: I will give you all some time to pick who will be throwing the shoes! 

(With the Prestigious Peacocks)

Alejandro: Since Owen is too ummm too big to fit in the maze, he should throw the shoes. 

Owen: Thanks Al! 

Alejandro: Just call me Alejandro! 

Owen: Ok Alejandro! 

Confessional- Owen: Alejandro is such a nice guy! But Noah said for me not to trust Al. I can understand that from World Tour.

(With the Swift Swans) 

Max: Since I'm the most evil, I'll throw the shoes! 

Beth: I don't know Max. Brody's the strongest here! 

Max: NO! I AM! BRODY'S WEAK! 

Brody: Not cool bro! 

Max: I'm not cool! I'm EVIL! 

Ezekiel: Better than a girl throwing the shoes,eh! 

Jen: Clearly you haven't learned ANYTHING from your past experience! 

Ezekiel: Well all YOU do is speak about fashion, eh! 

Kitty: Ezekiel can you just shut it?! 

Kitty: You're one of the ONLY people that I won't be taking a pic with! 

Kitty: The other one is Max! 

Max: I have no time for selfies! 

Chris: Times up campers! 

Chris: Who will be throwing the shoes? 

Confessional- Max: All these campers are TRASH! Luckily, the Swift Swans have ME on their team! Without me, they're NOTHING! 

Max: I WILL BE THROWING FOR THE SWIFT SWANS! 

Owen: I'll be throwing for the Peacocks! 

Chris: Good! 

Chris: Ready!

Chris: Steady! 

Chris: *Uses air horn* 

Max was already trying to hit the target but he was too short to hit it. 

Dave: HURRY UP MAX! 

Max: You'll be begging me for mercy when I control the WORLD! 

Dave rolled his eyes. 

Owen tried throwing two shoes at a time but it didn't work out. 

Heather: If we lose YOU are SO voting You off Owen! 

Topher: Ya! What the black haired hottie said! 

Alejandro: WHAT!?! 

Topher: What do you mean what? Don't you think she's hot? 

Alejandro: Back off Mi Amour! 

Topher: I don't speak GIBBERISH! 

Alejandro: IT'S CALLED SPANISH! 

Topher: Whatever! 

Topher: CHRIS CAN YOU DISQUALIFY MR I SPEAK GIBBERISH FOR ARGUING WITH ME!? 

Chris: You sure? If he gets disqualified, your WHOLE team get disqualified. 

Topher: I'm su- 

Heather put her hand over Topher's mouth. 

Heather: He said he doesn't want to go through with it! 

Chris: Ok then! 

Alejandro: You. 

Heather: Are. 

Alejandro: So. 

Heather and Alejandro: DEAD! 

Topher: uUUuUUUuUuuuUum... 

Noah: Calm down guys! 

Topher: THANK YOU! 

Noah: Why don't yall just kill him now and then eliminate him? 

Heather: Good idea! 

Topher ran away and Alejandro chased after him. 

Heather and Noah stood there laughing. 

Heather: Despite your know it all behaviour, you're actually kinda cool! 

Noah: You're not too bad yourself! 

Heather: Wanna be friends? 

Noah: Eh, why not? 

Max finally hit the target and started laughing at Owen. 

Max: HA HA OBESE LOSER! 

Owen: How could you? We're cousins! 

There was an awkward silence. 

Owen: You guys never knew? 

Max: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! 

Max: GO THROUGH THE MAZE NOW! 

Jasmine: COME ON OWEN HIT THE TARGET! 

Owen swung his arm and threw the shoe he was holding particularly hard at the bullseye. 

Owen: YES! 

Alejandro came back with Topher, who had a black eye and a cut on his cheek. 

Alejandro: I'll go first cause the other team ALREADY HAS 1/8 OF THEIR SHOES IN THE CIRCLE! 

Alejandro put on a blindfold and felt his way through the maze. 

Heather: Learned your lesson Topher? 

Topher: What lesson? 

Heather: Welp! You'll learn your lesson if we lose! 

Topher looked at her confused. 

Confessional- Topher: Heather said I'll learn my lesson if we lose. There is NO way i'll be the one eliminated! Owen would probs get eliminated for his lack of aim! HA! 

Alejandro: GO MI AMOUR! 

Heather put on her blindfold and just ran through the maze hoping to not hit a wall. 

Leshawna: WE'VE ALMOST FINISHED! 

Brody: Only 19 more shoes to go! 

Shawn: THE OTHER TEAM IS ALMOST FINISHED! 

Jasmine: HURRY HEATHER! 

(Time skip brought to you by laziness) 

Tyler: WE DID IT! 

Chris: AND THE SWIFT SWANS WIN! 

Cody: Aww man! 

Dj: We'll win next time guys! 

Crimson: Whatever.. 

(At the campfire) 

Chris: Welcome Prestigious Peacocks! 

Chris: All of you will be given an Ipad. 

Chris: All you have to do is press of the person you want to eliminate! 

Confessional- Heather: Obviously, I'm picking Topher! He called me HOT! I belong to Ale- I mean NO ONE! 

Confessional- Topher: Bye Bye Owen! 

Confessional- Noah: I have a feeling everybody's voting Topher. Bye bye honey! 

Confessional- Cody: I think Topher should go. He didn't participate, mostly because of Alejandro chasing him. But he almost instantly got our team disqualified! 

Confessional- Crimson: Owen cause he's too happy all the time. 

Chris: The results are in! 

Chris: If I call your name come collect a marshmallow! 

Chris: Heather 

Chris: Alejandro 

Chris: Cody 

Chris: Crimson 

Chris: Dj 

Chris: Noah 

Chris: Cameron 

Chris: Izzy 

Chris: Rodney 

Chris: Mike 

Chris: Shawn 

Chris: Justin

Chris: Jasmine 

Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to... 

Confessional- Topher: Totes me! 

Chris: Owen! 

Owen: YES! 

Topher: REALLY?! 

Topher: Chris you gotta keep me here! 

Topher pulled on Chris's shirt and gave him a hug. 

Topher: I'm your #1 fan! 

Noah: Sierra's gonna get you now. 

Topher: Huh? 

Sierra jumped out of her hiding spot and attacked Topher. 

Sierra: I'M THE #1 FAN NOT YOU! 

Sierra: LEARN YOUR PLACE! 

Heather, Alejandro and Noah just sat there and laughed their heads off. 

Cody: How is somebody getting attacked funny? 

Heather: You won't understand softie! 

Dj: We have to know though! 

Alejandro: Have you never heard of a cat fight? 

Dj: I have but why is it funny? 

Alejandro: Only "cold-hearted people" could understand..

(At the sewer of shame) 

Chris: Any last words Topher? 

Topher: ALL OF YOU ARE BIT- 

Topher screamed as he was pushed into the sewer by Chris.

(At the Swift Swans cabin) 

Max: If it weren't for me, we would have LOST! 

Dave: No! If somebody else was throwing, we could have won WAY faster! 

(At the Prestigious Peacocks cabin) 

Almost everybody went to go explore the new island. 

Cody: Noah! 

Noah: What do you want Gap? 

Cody: Why don't you show any emotion? 

Noah: Because it's unnecessary. 

Cody climbed onto Noah's bed and inspected Noah's eyes. 

Cody: You MUST have some emotion! 

Noah blushed a bit but was able to hide is before Cody saw. 

Noah: I don't have any emotions! 

Noah: Can you get off of me now? 

Cody: Sorry! 

Noah rolled his eyes and continued to read. 

Cody: I'm gonna explore this island! 

Noah: Do whatever you want gap! 

Cody left the cabin and Izzy dropped off of the ceiling. 

Izzy: I SAW YOU BLUSH! 

Noah: I did NOTHING of the sorts! 

Izzy: You have a crush on Cody and you know it! 

Noah: We're just friends.. 

Izzy: For now! 

Izzy: Listen! 

Noah looked up from his book. 

Izzy: I'll hook you up with Cody IF you admit you like him! 

Noah: No thanks. 

Izzy: COME ON NOAH! 

Noah: Go turn yourself in to the RCMP! 

Izzy: I will if you confess your love to Cody! 

Noah: I doubt you would keep your end of the deal. 

Izzy: Fine. 

Izzy: I'm gonna go talk to Chris! 

Noah: Do whatever your little brain wants! 

Izzy suddenly disappeared. 

(If something is in italics, the person is thinking) 

Noah: Maybe Izzy's right.. 

Chris: And there you have it! Will Noah ever confess to Cody? Will Heather admit she is dating Alejandro? Will I ever NOT have to ask rhetorical questions? Find out next time on...

Chris: TOTAL 

Chris: DRAMA 

Chris: RANDOMIZED! 

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