Chef Hatchet was returning to a maximum-security prison looking for an old friend of his who got locked up a long time ago.

???: The Crusty Bugs have taken the lead over The Nasty Rats.

Prisoner: Cram It McClain.

Chris: Oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.

Chef approaches the cell and inside it is none other than Chris McClain.

Chris: Well, Well, Well...Look who's decided to crawl back to me.

Chef doesn't say anything and slides an envelope into the slot.

Chris: What's this?.

Chef doesn't respond and Chris reads the paper and then he starts to laugh like a maniac.

Chris: I'M BACK BABY!!!.

A few days later Chris is back on a new Island. He turns to the camera and gives his signature smile.

Chris: Hello...Did you miss me?. I know you did. I'm back and so is the show, thanks to my little vacation I have been allowed to host yet another season of this great show. But of course, I couldn't have done it without...The wonderful people I love...to torture and humiliate. and let's meet the contestants.

A Helicopter flies over the island and the back of it opens and Chef starts throwing people off the helicopter.

Chris: Let's give a warm welcome to Bubbly Boy Cameron

Cameron falls into the water.

Chris: Host-Wannabe Topher, Twins Samey, and Amy.

Topher and the twins fall into the water on top of Cameron.

Chris: Song-Loving Swanbird Ella, C.I.T Courtney, Serria's love toy Cody.

All three fall into the water and land near the others.

Chris: Athletic Sky, Multiple Mike, Pants Weter Brick, Bad Boy Duncan, Farting Machine Owen.

Owen gets thrown off and when he lands in the water a huge splash can be seen in the distance.

Chris: *Chuckles* Devious Diva Heather, Goth girl Gwen, Surfer chick Bridgette, Fang-Fearer Scott, Spanish Schemer Alejandro, Nice and Caring Zoey Loving Lindsay, Gutiar Wielder Trent, Outback Assie Jasmine, Game Junkie Sam, Beauty turned Beast Dakota, Zombie fighter Shawn and Freaky Ezekiel.

Everyone is already in the water as Ezekiel falls he lands on the dock and charges at Chris who hits Ezekiel on the head and has the interns throw him into the tapped-up robot suit and Chris shoves it into the Ocean and it sinks to the bottom.

Chris: Got you again. That guy is never coming back now. Instead, everyone welcome the soman cage fighter Roman.

Everyone is confused as a teen with a tribal tattoo on his right arm and long black hair jumps into the water.

Chris: Nerdy Know it all Noah, Nature lover Dawn, Clumsy Altlete Tyler. Party boy Geoff and New contestant Cheerleader Charlie.

everyone else had swam to shore when Charlie gets on the beech.

Courtney: Who are the new guys.

Chris: This is Roman, a soman cage fighter and this is Charlie a friendly cheerleader with attitude.

Charlie: Hey.

Roman gives a head nod.

Chris: Anyway, greetings old friends, long time.

Heather: I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win.

Alejandro: Aw come on chica don't be like that.

Heather: Shut it.

Chris: *Chuckles* You two are so made for each other.

Duncan and Trent: Hey Gwen.

Gwen sighs.

Gwen(Confessional) I know I got back with Trent but I still really like Duncan.

Courtney: Over here Duncan.

Topher: Finally, I'm back and here to take o-

Chris: take on the competition because if you try to steal my job again, you'll be eliminated immediately Do not pass go, Do not get One Million Dollars. Now it's time for the teams, If I call your name stand on the right.

Chris begins calling names for teams.

Chris: Okay on the right we have Roman, Duncan, Sky, Lindsay, Dakota, Sam, Courtney, Cody, Gwen, and Brick you are The Brutal Bison to the middle Jasmine, Ella, Mike, Charlie, Samey, Scott, Cameron, Owen, Topher and DJ you are the Wise Owls. and finally to the left Bridgette, Zoey, Alejandro, Geoff, Tyler, Trent, Amy, Shawn, Noah, and Heather. You guys are the Killer Sharks.

Charlie: Chris, where exactly are we?.

Chris: Lapiti Island, home to dangerous animals and terrible forests. Just like me, anyway, your first challenge is to build your own shelter. I'll be checking in Two hours so think big and quick because the worst shelter losses and sends someone home tonight, best of luck, you'll need it.

Chris laughs and walks away and the teams go to find camp sites.

*Bison camp*

The Bison find a nice area of land in the middle of the forest and set up camp there.

Cody: So what's the plan?.

Sky: I'd say we should build something in the trees, could be very useful.

Roman: You heard Chris, There is also dangerous weather, we build it on land, it'll be much safer, I know what I'm doing.

Duncan: Great, do you want a metal, Mr. Tribal Cheif.

Roman quickly locks Duncan in a headlock.

Roman: and do you want a broken neck, Mr. Delinquint.

Duncan: I'm good.

Roman tosses Duncan to the ground and picks up a rock.

Roman: We'll use rocks for support than wood.

Sam: Can't we just build a fort.

Everyone looks at sam.

Sam: Nevermind.

The others start listening to Roman and get to work.

*Sharks*

Bridgette: Okay, let's get to work.

Heather: Yeah...that sounds more of a you thing.

Shawn: And what are you going to do?.

Heather: Look pretty, duh!.

Alejandro: Sorry Chica, you are very pretty but we all have to work together in order to win this challenge.

Heather: I'm not touching any rocks or twigs to build some rundown shack.

Noah: But you'll shovel some meat into a meat grinder.

Heather: That was different.

Trent: Sure.

Amy: I'm with her, I'm not touching anything.

Heather(Confessional) At least someone here has a brain.

Shawn: Hey if you lose, I know who we should vote out.

Heather and Amy: UGH!!! Fine.

They all start gathering wood and start building a shack.

*Owls*

Jasmine: Alright, we've got all the tools we need, so let's get to work.

Owen was panting from all the walking and clapses on a log.

Owen: I'm too tired.

Scott: One too many doughnuts eh big guy.

Charlie hits Scott in the stomach.

Scott: Ow.

Charlie: Come on guys, we need to start building something.

Topher: We should be fine, we've got plenty of time-

Chris:(Loudspeaker) Thrity Minutes remaining.

Topher: How long was that walk.

Mike: It would've been easlier if we picked a better camp spot.

Topher: All the other places we tried, the sun kept getting in my eyes.

DJ: Guys focus, we gotta get this done if we want to win.

Ella: How about a song to calm us all down.

Samey: Maybe later.

Cameron starts thinking for a second.

Cameron: I've got an idea, okay listen to me, here's the plan.

It was now thirty minutes later and Chris was now checking out each camp starting with the sharks.

Chris: Looks very nice.

The sharks had built a shack out of trees, sticks, leaves and other things they could find in the area.

Bridgette: I think it looks good.

Heather: It looks hideous.

Amy: I know.

Chris: Well i think it passes but Let's see how the others did.

Chris walks over to the Owls.

Chris: Um Owls, where is the shelter?.

Jasmine: Up here mate.

Chris looks up to see a cabin in the trees.

Chris: How did you guys make that!?.

Mike: Cameron did the thinking part the rest of us made it.

Chris: Impressive.

Chris was walking over to the Bison but Cody accidently bumped into Lindsay who fell down and hit her head on a rock causing the whole thing to wobble.

Chris: What...is this.

Sky: It's a cabin made out of rocks.

Chris: Looks like my prison bed.

Roman sees Lindsay on the ground.

Roman: Lindsay are you okay?.

Lindsay: Ow my head, how does it look.

Lindsay's head started to bleed a bit.

Roman: It's not bad, but we need to get you some help.

Cody: I'm sorry Lindsay.

Gwen: Wait, you did that to her?.

Cody: No, I bumped into her and she fell and hit her head on a rock.

Brick: Not cool man.

Cody: It was an accident I swear.

Cody then accidently pulls a stick out of the cabin and that's when the whole thing starts to shake and everyone moves out of the way as it falls down.

Brick: Is everyone okay.

Chris: Not the cabin.

Everyone looks at Cody.

Cody: What?.

Duncan: You should've paid more attention, to where you are going.

Courtney: Now thanks to you bumping Lindsay, the whole thing fell apart.

Roman: Now we've lost.

Chris: Hold it, Big Cheif, I didn't say who losses yet.

The Bison look at Chris in shock.

Chris: You guys defanitly lost...now continue.

The Bison glare at Cody who is now backing up against a tree.

It was now night and The Bison were now sitting at the elimantion ceremony.

Chris: Ah, I've missed doing this so much...now I can finally do it with people instead of bugs in my cell. Okay when I call your name come up and grab a marshmello. the person who does not get a marshmello must leave and you can never come back...ever.

The Bison all roll their eyes and Chris starts calling names.

Chris: The first marshmello goes to...Gwen.

Gwen gets up and grabs a Marshmello.

Chris: Dakota, Duncan, Courtney, Roman.

The four of them stand up and get the marshmellos.

Chris: Sam and Brick.

Both men get up and take the marshmellos leaving one left.

Chris: And we are down to too, Cody you are up for elimantion becuase you bumped into lindsay causing the whole thing to colapse.

Cody: I didn't see her.

Roman: Pay better attenion next time.

Chris: Ahem, and Lindsay you are up for elimantion because you caused the cabin to fall.

Lindsay had a bandage around her forehead.

Chris: And the final marshmello goes to...

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Chris: Lindsay.

Lindsay stands up and takes the final marshmello of the plate.

Chris: Cody, It's time to go.

Cody: But, how do I get home?.

Chris: I've got just the thing.

The bison were standing next to a big thing coverd with a white tarp.

Chris: Behold!.

Chris removes the tarp revealing a gaint slingshot.

Chris: The slingshot of shame!.

The Bison gasp as Cody is straped in.

Chris: Any final words Cody?.

Cody: I want to sa-

Chris: And we are out of time.

Chris presses a button that fires the slingshot sending Cody soaring into the air.

Cody: AHHHHHHHHH.

Chris: *Laughs* Well that's one down and twentynine left to go, who's gonna win the whole thing and who's next to go fling?. find out on the next episode of Total...Drama...Revival.

Roman: I'm starting to think, they should've kept you a prison.