I forgot to mention, this is the Ryan Reynolds Deadpool from the Deadpool movies.

I own nothing.

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(Deadpool's POV.)

I was teleported on another planet at night where it is bloody freezing.

Me: "This place is ******* freezing! Really Author?! Really?! ******* censors!"

Author: "Sorry but this story is for 12 and over."

Deadpool: "(sighs) Whatever. Anyway, where the **** are we, yellow lantern?"

Author: "this is not DC."

Mind: "This is the Planet venzenulon-9, a twin planet to venzenulon-7 and the night temperature on this planet is 300 below."

Space: "You're lucky that Reality just put you in a hazmat suit to survive."

Deadpool: "Ok. Now, where do I need to put you?"

Power: "Just put me somewhere no living being can ever find me."

I took a box out of my magic satchel, put the power stone in the box and teleported into an ice-like cave full of snow.

I place the box in a snowman in a bit of ice and the space Stone teleports me into a city.

Me: "Where are we?"

Reality: "We are in Abel city, now place me in a bank or anywhere with a vault."

Soul: "You're not planning on robbing a bank, are you?"

Reality: "No, We're valuable. So I thought we need to be placed in somewhere that has a lot of value."

Space: "He does have a point."

I then use my teleportation belt to teleport into Abel City's bank and place the reality Stone in a hidden safe.

I then got transported to a kingdom but I felt... different.

I looked at a mirror and saw my reflection.

(Princess Deadpool belongs to AutoKnight01.)

Author: "CUT!!!!"

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Author: "Take 2, marker and action."

I looked at a mirror and saw my reflection.

Me: "What the ****? Why am I a horse?"

Time: "It's pronounced 'Pony' and it's how your suppose to look in this universe."

Me: "Okay, which one of you Stones are staying here?"

Time: "I'm staying in Princess Celestia's castle."

I then teleport into the castle and snuck my way around without getting caught.

I got to what appears like a throne room and hid the time stone to look like a centrepiece of the throne.

Me: "Ok, where to next?"

The space stone then teleports me in front of a mirror and replies "Go through this mirror."

I went through the mirror and just as I came out, I noticed I wasn't a pony.

Me: "Ok, Which one of you stones am I hiding next?"

Mind: "Look forward and tell me what you see."

I looked forward and saw a school.

Me: "It's a school."

Mind: "and that's the location where you're hiding me. Don't worry, it's Saturday night and there's no one in the school."

I teleport inside the school and look around to find the principal's office.

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(One hour later.)

It took for an hour but I finally found the principal's office.

I went inside the office and placed the mind stone in a picture as a centerpiece.

The space stone teleports me into the dark Dimension.

Me: "Why are we in the dark Dimension? Won't Dormammu find one of you?"

Soul: "Actually reality has put a perception filter on us so no living thing can find us."

Space: "Although I think magic users who've originated from the dark universe and our universe are the only ones affected by it."

Me: "Fair enough. So, who is staying here?"

Soul: "That would be me, please and thank you."

I place the Soul stone in a hole that fits just fine.

Soul: "I wish you and all of your loved ones happiness."

I think get teleported inside haven academy in professor Leonardo LionHeart's.

Me: "I'm guessing this is the place where I'm putting you?"

Space: "Correct. Now, just place me in the safe behind Leo's painting, ok?"

I nod my head, took off the painting and was about to guess every random safe combination until I heard a knock on the desk.

I turned around to see Leo with a calm yet stern look on his face.

(In this, Leo is more calm and courageous.)

Me: 'All the stories you make. What are they to you, Author?'

(Alternative timelines.)

Me: 'Ah, I see.'

Leo: "Mr Wilson, why are you in my office?"

Me: "I'm just putting the space stone in your vault so no one tries to steal it."

Leo looks at me with a firm look and I reveal the space stone in my hand.

He looks at me again and laughs heartily.

Leo: "Of course, allow me to open the vault for you."

Leo opens the vault and I put the Space Stone inside.

Leo: "It's in good hands."

I nod my head and teleported back to the others.

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(Five year later, 2023 November 5th, ??????'s POV.)

I woke up slowly and looked around to see where I am.

Me: "W-Wh-Where a-am... I?"

I looked at my left arm and saw it was badly damaged.

Me: "Luckily I hid one of my damaged but functional droids as a last resort... even if it has taken 4 years to get back up and running."

I then used my scanners to identify where I am.

Me: "H-H-haven Academy."

I then detected something was nearby.

It was faint but very powerful, I hacked into the system of the academy, scanned what it was and put a projection in front of me.

Me: "The... space... stone. One of the six infinity stones... A fascinating weapon of peace."

I then use some anti-gravity energy to get to the stone.

I scanned the whole room and saw that the space stone is in a vault behind a painting of Leonardo Lionheart.

I used some of my remaining energy to open the safe.

I then grab the space stone and used it to teleport to get back to my refuge at Vacuo.

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(A few hours later.)

I then repaired and upgraded my body to some perfection.

Me: "I... have... returned."

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To be continued...