[Harry Potter Au]
[Optimus is James]
[Elita is Lily]
[Bumblebee is Harry]
[Wheeljack is Sirius]
[Ratchet is Remus]
[Magic(OC) is Narcissa]
[Knock-out is Draco]
[Bulkhead is Regulous]
[Human Au]

Bulkhead: I can't believe, you married Ratchet, Wheeljack

Elita: who is Ratchet?

Bulkhead: a family friend

Optimus: the one that married Ken Williams

Elita: no, that's Magic, the hot one

Optimus: ...

Elita: what she's pretty sexy

Wheeljack: I understand now, Bumblebee fixation for Knock-out, it's in Taylors gens