[Harry Potter Au]
Optimus is Ravenclaw
Ratchet is Ravenclaw
Bumblebee is Gryffindor
Arcee is Gryffindor
Bulkhead is Hufflepuff
Wheeljack is Slytherin
[Human Au]

Wheeljack: is there a charm to make pigs fly?

Arcee: why?

Wheeljack: Ratchet said he'll go out with me "when pigs fly"

Arcee: ...

Bulkhead: LETS DO IT!