You must be a positive ion and I'm a negative ion because I feel an attraction between us.

Do you have 11 protons? Cuz you're sodium fine.

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you..

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jewish man? Harry actually escapes the chambers.

What's the difference between a Jewish man and Santa? Santa actually means to go in the chimney.

What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? Take a dustpan to a death camp.

How do you fit 40 Jews in your car? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, 3 in the trunk and the other 34 go in the ash tray.

*thinks* ...

I can't think of any more jokes..