In The Bunker...

Branch Gave Riff Kissing Steps And Lessons.

Branch Wrote On The Chalkboard.
"Now If You Want A Kiss From A Girl, You Must Follow These Steps. Be Fresh, Passionate, Lovable. Understood?"

Riff Was Snoring.
"💤💤💤"

Branch Blew The Horn.
"📣"

Riff Jumped Up.
"SAUSAGE AND BISCUITS-"

~~~

"You And Barb Stop Suddenly, And She Feels The Urge To Kiss You. What Do You Do?"
Branch Asked Riff.

Riff Thought.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........."

Riff Kept Thinking.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Riff Kept Thinking Again.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Riff Kept Thinking More.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Riff Kept Thinking More Again.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

Riff Layed On The Floor.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........."

Riff Finally Thought.
"Oooo!"

Riff Picked Up A Rock.

Branch Saw.
"Wait Um-"

Riff Threw The Rock At Branch.

"D'OH DEE D'OH"
Branch Yelped And Fell Back.

Riff Scratched His Head.
"Uhhhhh......Was That Right Brah?"

Branch Groaned.
"N-Next Step...."

~~~

"Girls Want A Guy That Can Kiss Good, With Minty Good Breath"
Branch Said.

Riff Nods.
"Right!"

"Now How Does Your Breath Smell?"
Branch Asked.

"You Tell Me-"
Riff Blew His Breath At Branch.

"🤢"
Branch's Eyes Widen As He Scrunched His Nose.

"Well? :D"
Riff Said.

"U-Um.....Not Bad....Just Could Use A Bit Morr Mints"
Branch Gave Riff A Pack Of Tic-Tacs.

"Ooooo"
Riff Looked At It.

"Yeah, They Taste Real Good. Ya Eat Them"
Branch Said.

Riff Ate The Whole Box, And Started Choking.

"WAIT NO-"
Branch Said.

"ARGH-"
Riff Yelped.

Branch Whacked Riff's Stomach With A Bat.
"GET-THAT-OUT-OF-YOUR-SYSTEM"

Riff Shot The Box At Branch's Eye.

"It's Out! :D"
Riff Grinned.

Branch Glared At Riff With One Eye.
"-.-"

~~~

"Okay, You And Barb Are About To Kiss, But Then She Drops Her Purse-"
Branch Said.

"Barb Doesn't Wear Purses"
Riff Said.

Branch Sighed.
"It's Okay, It's Just A Demonstration. Now Pretend I'm Barb And-"

"But You're Not Barb"
Riff Said.

"RIFF I-.....phewww....Riff, Its Just A Demonstration"
Branch Tried To Keep His Cool.

Riff Picked His Nose.

"Okay, Now Let's Practice"
Branch Said.

Branch Puts A Purse On The Floor, And Pretends To Be Barb.
"Hello Riff! Oh My, Did I Just Drop My Purse?"

"I Don't Know-"
Riff Replied.

"Well Um, Can You Check?"
Branch Asked.

"Sure"
Riff Picked Up The Purse.

Riff Checked The ID In The Purse.
"I See Your Name And Face On This"

"Ohhh! So It Is Mine!"
Branch Said.

"But It's Not Your Purse-"
Riff Said.

Branch Blinks.
"But My Name And Face Is On The ID"

"Correct"
Riff Said.

"So That Purse Belongs To Me"
Branch Said.

"But It's Not Your Purse"
Riff Said.

Branch Tried To Stay Calm.
"Okay, This ID, Was Found In This Purse"

"Yep"
Riff Said.

"And This ID Has My Name On It"
Branch Said.

"Yup"
Riff Said.

"And My Exact Face On It"
Branch Said.

"Makes Sense To Me"
Riff Said.

"So This Purse....Belongs To Me"
Branch Said.

"But It's Not Your Purse"
Riff Replied.

"UGHHHHH!!!!!"
Branch Pulled His Hair.

Guy And Tiny Came Down The Elevator.

"Yo Uncle!"
Tiny Shouted.

"Hey Guy, Tiny"
Branch Greeted.

"Branch! I Need Your Help! Tiny Won't Listen To Me!"
Guy Said.

"And How's That My Problem? He's Your Son"
Branch Said.

"I Know, But I Told Him That He At Least Has To Get Someone A Gift For Trollsmas If He Wants Whats On His Wishlist"
Guy Said.

"Bruh Chillll, I Gotchu. I Know Exactly What To Get You"
Tiny Said.

"And That Issss?"
Guy Asked.

"Face Reduction S U R G E R Y"
Tiny Said In Slo Mo.

Guy Gasps.
"YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!"

"Dude, Would You Relax?! I Mean Like Bro Fr, Whatchu Be Onnn?"
Tiny Said.

"You Gotta Help Me!"
Guy Said.

"Look Guy, All You Have To Do To Tame A Child, Is Simply Flick Them On Their Nose, Observe. Tiny!"
Branch Said.

Tiny Turned To Branch.
"What Now Man???"

Branch Flicks Tiny's Nose.

"Ouch!"
Tiny Yelped.

"See"
Branch Said.

Tiny Glared At Branch And Punched Him In The Face.

"OI-"
Branch Fell Back.

"TINY!"
Guy Shouted.

Riff Took At Photo Of The Punch.

"TINY AND BOOTY OUTTTT"
Tiny Went Out The Bunker.

"TINYYYY!!!"
Guy Went After Tiny.

Branch Was In The Floor, Rubbing His Nose.

Riff Looked Over Branch.
"So Brah Like....More Training Brah?"

"-.-
No! I Want No More Anything To Do! No More Duties To Help Anyone!"
Branch Yelled.

"BRANCH! IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO COME UP HERE AND HELP ME!"
Poppy Scammed From Outside.

"Should've Seen That Coming Brah"
Riff Said.

"-.-"
Branch Flicked Riff's Nose.

"Owie!"
Riff Yelped.

And Punched Branch In The Face.

"D'OHIE"
Branch Yelped Again.