~Up In A Office Building~

Branch And Riff Were Held Up In A Cage, Hanging On The Ceiling.

With Big Jack Sitting In His Office Chair, Glaring At Them The Whole Time.

Big Jack Eye Balled Branch.
"Hmm -.-"

Branch Gripped Onto The Bars, Eye Balling Big Jack Back.
"Hmmm -.-"

Riff Was Covering His Face, Shaking Nervously.
"IDon'tWannaDieIDon'tWannaDieIDon'tWannaDie"

Branch Stood Riff Up.
"Would You Knock It Off!"

"Knock It Off?! Dude, There's A Big Troll Dog Hybrid Right There Voiced And Based By Jack Black!"
Riff Whispered.

"It Is Fine! He Won't Do Anything. I'll Make Sure Of It"
Branch Whispered Back.

"You Don't Know It'll Be Fine! For Any Second Now, He'll Eat Us Like A Pile Of Colorful Sweet Meat And Chew On Our Bones!"
Riff Shook Branch's Arm.

Branch Moved Riff Away.
"Chill Down, He's Not Like Po Where He Eats Everything"

Big Jack Then Slammed His Fist Loudly On The Desk.

Branch And Riff Flinch At That, And Turn Their Attention To Big Jack.

Big Jack Stood Up.
"So, You Dare To Enter The Alleyway Of My Street Dog Trolls. And Trespass Our Area. And Get Away With It Easily..."

"WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!!!"
Big Jack Yelled.

Riff Gulped And Held Branch's Arm In Fear.

Branch Pushed Riff Off.
"Doesn't Matter Mr. Big Jack Whatever. I Knew There Was Something Wrong With This Place AND NOW EVERYONE WILL HAVE A REASON TO BELIEVE ME!"

"Maybe We Should've Listened To Vinny About Watching Where We Go"
Riff Whispered.

"VINNY?! The Bald Headed Army Pants Troll???"
Big Jack Said.

".....Yesss?"
Riff Said Said Slowly.

Big Jack Started Chuckling.
"That Guy Is As Crazier As A Bucket Of Elmo's Fingers!"

"I KNOWWW RIGHT, Plus He Acts So tOugH. Like, His Muscles Seem Way Too Overrated And He Sounds Like A Fast & Furious Star And Oh My God Why Am I Communicating With You- YOU'RE DOGGY EVIL!"
Branch Shook The Cage Bars.

"Well, Since You Two Obviously Trespassed My Alley And My Private Area Of My Street Dogs....Guess I'll Have To Think Of Permanent...Consequences"
Big Jack Said Firmly.

"C-C-Consequences?"
Riff Gulped.

"We'll See About That -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Yes We Will"
Big Jack Turned Around To Think Of A Consequence.

"Goshy Saccafrash, What Are We Gonna Do Branch? We Gotta Get Outta Here!"
Riff Said.

Branch Glanced Over At Riff.
"-.- No Shiiiiiiiiiii-..........Hhhh. You're Lucky This Is A Trolls Book Or I Would've Finished My Phrase"

Branch Looked All Around The Cage At The Office Room.

"There's Just Gotta Be A Way Out..."
Branch Stroked His Chin.

"No Plan So Far?"
Riff Asked.

"Well For One Thing, When We Do Escape, Imma Rub It In All Of Their Faces That I Was Right. Then SHOVE A I TOLD YOU SO STAR ON IN POPPY'S PINKIE PIE LITTLE FACE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA"
Branch Cackled Mischievously.

Riff Took A Few Steps Away From Branch, Feeling Scared Of Him.

"......Then Kiss Her Of Course For Sorry Of Rubbing It Too Much In Her Face 😁"
Branch Grinned.

"Wow, You Sure Are A Timberlake....Mix With Daffy Duck Insaneness"
Riff Said.

Branch Rolled His Eyes.
"Just, Distract Big Woof Over There While I Think"

Riff Nodded And Went To The Cage Bars.

Big Jack Was Staring At His Board, Thinking Of More Consequences.

Riff Cleared His Throat.
"Hey! Uhhhh...Mr. Mut Face Dingy Dongy Sir?"

Big Jack Turned Back Around.
"WHAT!"

Riff Studders.
"O_______O, I-I-I Was Uh Just Wondering Ummm......How Is It That You're So Big? Cause Me And My Friend Here Are The Size Of The Street Dogs While You....You're Um..."

"I'm What?"
Big Jack Formed Fists.

".....The Size Of....The Hulk?¿ 😁"
Riff Smiled Innocently.

Big Jack Gave Riff A Death Glare.

"........Or Something 😬"
Riff Added.

Big Jack's Eyes Suddenly Went Cutesy.
"🥺 W-W-Well....It All Cause Of My Father. He Made Me Do Trolloids.."

"Whoa, Really?"
Riff Said.

"Yeahhh....And Since You Two CAN'T GO NO WHERE!!!!!....I Mind As Well Tell You The Story. It All Started.....Back Then......When Men Wore Nipple Piercings..."
Big Jack Started Explaining.

Branch Nudged Riff, Whispering.
"Psst Riff"

Riff Turned Around.
"Yeah?"

"Ya See Those Containers Of Those Liquids Over On That Counter?"
Branch Pointed.

There Were 5 Containers With Color Liquids On The Counter.

"Yeahhh?"
Riff Nodded.

"And The Window Is Right Next To The Counter"
Branch Pointed.

The Window Out The Building Was Right Next To The Counter.

"Okaaay? Soooo?"
Riff Said.

"Sooooo, If We Swing The Cage Enough, We Can Leap Out And Hop On Those Containers. Make It To The Window. Then Out We Go"
Branch Explained.

"Ooooo I'm In! But, How Do We Open The Cage?"
Riff Questioned.

Branch Took Out Scrapbooking Scissors With A Smirk.
"I Always Keep A Spare Of Good Ol' Scrapbooking Scissors 😏"

Riff Noticed.
".....Hey Isn't Those Poppy's Scrapbooking Scissors?"

"Yes It Is AND DON'T TELL HER. I Need Them For Situations Like These"
Branch Said.

Branch Put His Hand Out Of The Cahe Bars And Used The Scissors To Crack The Lock Unlocked.

"Okay. Check. Now, Start Making The Cage Swing"
Branch Instructed.

Big Jack Kept Talking.
"Then I Said NO DAD, I DON'T WANNA EAT DUMPLINGS TO GET BIGGER. SURE I SOUND LIKE PO, BUT NO."

Branch And Riff Held Onto The Bars And Made The Cage Swing Back n Forth Fast Enough.

"Readddy.....Jump!"
Branch Whispered

With The Right Momentum, Both Boys Jumped Out The Cage And Landed On The Containers On The Counter.

Both Looked Back To Make Sure Big Jack Was Distracted Talking.

"Okay, Now Let's Go"
Branch Gestured And Ran Across The Containers To The Window.

Riff Followed But Then Stopped.

Riff Looked Back At The Containers Of Liquids.
"Mmmm, I Could Use A Drink"

Branch Stopped And Turned Around.
"RIFF!"

Riff Took The Lid Off The Blue Liquid Container.
"I'm Thirsty!"

"We Don't Have Time For That, We Need To Go While He's Still Distracted!"
Branch Said.

"Just One Dive And Gulp"
Riff Said.

"No!"
Branch Did The "No" Hand Signal.

Riff Hopped In The Blue Liquid Container And Gulped In Alot Of The Drink.

"Noooo!"
Branch Pulled His Ears.

Riff Hopped Out, Licking His Lips.
"That Taste Good, Like Blueberry Dipped In Cocaine"

Branch Sighed.
"Good, You Had Your Pit Stop, Now Let's Go!"

Riff Started Feeling Weird And Held His Stomach.
"Aweugh......Oh Man......That Drink Did Not Love My Stomach"

"Now's The Time To Not Feel Good???"
Branch Said.

"Awe...And My Head Hurts"
Riff Rubbed His Head.

"And My Tongue Is Burin....My Taste Buds Are Burnin Too!"
Riff Patted His Tongue.

"Not The Time For A Comedic Plot Twist!"
Branch Said.

Riff Wobbled Around.
"I......Feel Awfully.....gNarLy..."

Riff Flopped Down, Unconsciously.

"No!"
Branch Kneeled Down.

Branch Looked Up To Make Sure Big Jack Was Still Talking To Himself.

Branch Shook Riff.
"Riff! Dude! Buddy! Cmon We Gotta Get Outta Here!"

Riff Rose His Head, Groaning.

"You Okay Buddy?"
Branch Asked Concerned.

"Ouais Mais Qui Es-Tu?"
Riff Suddenly Spoke French. 🇨🇵

Riff Quickly Covered His Mouth.

Branch Blinked.
"Say What Now?"

Riff Stood Back Up.
"Que Se Passe-t-il? Qui Ětes Vous? Ma Voix! AHHH!"

"You Speak French Now?? Maybe That Drink Effected Your Tongue And Taste Buds.....And Maybe Voice Box"
Branch Said.

"OH MON DIEU!"
Riff Shouted.

"Wait Wait, Lemme Translate"
Branch Took Out A Random Language Book.

"Mais Je Ne Sais Pas Qui Tu Es!"
Riff Said.

Branch Looked In His Book.
"Okay You Said.....But I Don't Know Who You Are"

Branch Did The Face.
"._______. Grrrreat, The Drink Effected Your Brain Too-"

"PAS GNARLY!!!"
Riff Yelled.

Big Jack Turned Around.
"Then I Told My Dad.....HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!"

"Ugh! We Don't Have Time For This! C'mon Frenchy!"
Branch Grabbed Riff's Hand.

"Ma Bite Est-elle Devenue Française Aussi???"
Riff Wondered.

Branch And Riff Hopped On The Window Edge.

"ON 3!"
Branch Said.

Big Jack Ran To The Window.
"GRRRRRRR!!!"

"3!!!!!"
Branch Yelled Out.

Both Jumped Out The Window At The Same Time.

Big Jack Missed Them.
"DANGIT!"

Branch Landed Safely On The Alleyway.
"Heyyy! I LANDED- DOI!"

Riff Landed On Top Of Branch.
"Suis-Je Haut?"

Branch Pushed Riff Off And Stood Up.
"Thanks For Landing On Me -.-"

"Pas De Problème Hobo Avec Un Gilet"
Riff Said.

Poppy, Barb, Trollzart, Delta And Mr. Whistle Came Around To The Alleyway.

"Branch?"
Poppy Said.

"Riff?"
Barb Said.

Branch's Ears Went Up And Ran To Poppy.
"POPPY! OH THANK HEEBEEGEEBEES!"

Branch Gave Poppy A Big Hug.
"PHEWWWW"

Poppy Blinked.
"What's Going On?"

"Yeah We Heard Some Screamin"
Delta Said.

"Why Don't You Ask HIM!"
Branch Pointed.

Mr. Whistle Raised His Eyebrow.
"Me?"

Branch Marched Up To Mr. Whistle.
"YEAH YOU! I KNOW ALLLL ABOUT THE STREET DOGS, AND BIG JACK! TRYING TO CAPTURE ME AND RIFF. BUT OOOOOH I KNEW! I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!"

Mr. Whistle Blinked In Confusion.
"Pardon?"

"DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT!"
Branch Said.

Poppy Sighed.
"Branch-"

Branch Did A Mini Victory Dance 
"I TOLD YOU ALLL! I TOLD Y'ALL THIS PLACE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED CAUSE THIS PLACE IS-"

"It's A Attraction-"
Poppy Said.

"-A ATTRACTION 😁.........say wha?"
Branch Scratched His Head.

"It's A Attraction Called The Street Dogs Escape From Big Jack! We All Just Came From Here Like An Hour Ago And Did It!"
Poppy Told Him.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"But.....Huh?"

"It's A Puzzle Attraction Dude"
Barb Crossed Her Arms.

"But-"
Branch Said.

"Didn't You See The Sign Before You Came Into The Alley?"
Trollzart Gestures.

Branch Backed Up Out The Alley And Looked Up Top.

The Sign Above Read:

The Street Dogs:
Escape From Big Jack

Branch Looked Dumbfounded.
"B-B-But....B-But...."

"Sorry About That Mr. Big Jack!"
Mr. Whistle Shouted Above.

Big Jack Waved From The Window.
"HEY NO WORRIES! I LOVE MY JOB! :D"

"BUT- WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STREET TROLL DOGS"
Branch Said.

T-Dogg Rose Out The Sewer.
"Sorry Blue Man, Those Are All A Act. With My Back Up Crew And Extras"

Branch Studdered.
"B-B-B-But"

"Plus I Got That Bling Bling To Check It With"
T-Dogg Flexed His Hold Medallion.

Poppy Crossed Her Arms.
"Anything Wrong With That Branch? -.-"

Branch Groaned.
"Ughhhhhh....Whatever..."

"We're So Sorry About That Mr. Whistle Branch Is Always......Branch When It Comes To New Stuff"
Poppy Said.

"Oh It's Alright Dear, I Appreciate His Alert Techniques. Very Stealth"
Mr. Whistle Said.

"i aPpReCiAte hiS aLeRt tEchniQuEs, vEry sTealTh 😒"
Branch Mimicked, Rolling His Eyes.

Poppy Smiled.
"Well, Let's All Head Back To The-"

"Uhhh Dudes...."
Barb Said Awkwardly.

Riff Was Staring At Barb, Feeling Lovestruck By Her Appearance.

Barb Raised Her Eyebrow, As Hearts Floated Around Her Head In Riff's Vision.

Riff Went Down On One Knee And Held Barb's Hand.

Barb Got A Disgusted Look On Her Face, Feeling Uncomfortable.

Riff Had A Flirty Grin.
"Bonjour Bonjour Ma Belle Déesse Du Rock~ ❤"

"Uhhh....Is Riff Drunk?"
Barb Said.

"Mmmm, Sort Of-"
Branch Replied.

Riff Bounced His Eyebrows Flirtingly At Barb.

Barb Took Her Hand Away.
"Ugh, Dude. Seriously?"

Barb Walked Away With Sass.

Riff Smirked.
"Ma Déesse Sexy Du Rock Sera Á Moi~"

Poppy Scratched Her Head.
"Uhhh, What's With-"

"Long Story"
Branch Interrupted

Delta Chuckles.
"Cmon Y'all, Let's Call It A Night"

The Trolls Walked Off Back To The Hotel Together.

Mr. Whistle Watched The Trolls Walk Away, With A Evil Mischievous Grin On His Face.