(Meanwhile, we see Branch spying on Poppy as she talks to Delta Dawn, and another Country Troll Holl Darlin')

Delta Dawn: Wow, Poppy. You are so good at gift givin'!

Queen Poppy: Hey, when you gots it, you gots it.

Branch: Operation: Measure Poppy's Head is a go. [he crept towards Poppy with a measuring tape]

Queen Poppy: ... and then I realized, "Why am I not using double-sided tape?" I mean, it's basically twice as good as single-sided tape. The clue's in the name, you know what I mean?

(As Poppy kept rambling, Delta Dawn and Holly Darlin' noticed Branch sneaking up on her and trying to measure her head, which wasn't easy because she wouldn't stop moving)

Delta Dawn: Uh, Branch? Whatcha doin' there, little bud?

Branch: Oh! Hey, 'sup?

Queen Poppy: Branch! What a nice surprise!

Branch: Yeah. Surprise! Just came to... borrow some wrapping paper for my gift. [then he noticed a neatly wrapped gift on the ground] Whoa! Poppy, is this your Gift Swap present? It looks great!

Holly Darlin': Nope, that one's mine, but it was Poppy that did it up so pretty!

Queen Poppy: Ha-ha! Sure was! Totally! [to Delta and Holly] Guys, my gift box for Branch is out in the open. He's gonna know I got him!

Holly Darlin': [gasps]

Delta Dawn: Oh, my pumpkin pie. We're on it, Poppy!

Holly Darlin': [she takes her present from Branch] Well, look at the time! [laughs] We better be hittin' the road!

Delta Dawn: We gotta go, um... go take care of our cats!

Branch: What? When did you get cats?

Delta Dawn: Uh...

Holly Darlin': [she just jumped into Delta's arms and meowed] Meow, meow meow.

Delta Dawn: [chuckling nervously as the she just trotted off]

Queen Poppy: Okay, see you around! Bye!

(Delta Dawn and Holly scurried to Branch's gift, which was right behind him, and attempted to climb up a ladder to cover the name tag with some shrubbery)

Branch: Uh, anyway, like I was saying, I just need to borrow some wrapping paper and I'll be on my way!

(Poppy noticed the two Country Music Trolls struggling so she handed Branch five rolls of wrapping paper)

Queen Poppy: Okay! Here you go! Let's get you out of here! [laughing nervously]

Branch: Wait, wait, wait, wait! I, uh... I-I-I-I-I want to remember this! [pulls out a camera]

Queen Poppy: What? Why?

Branch: Because... picture!

(Branch measured Poppy's head as he took many pictures of her)

Branch: Perfect! I'll cherish this moment forever!

(As the picture came in, however, he noticed Delta Dawn and Holly in the background attempting to cover his name on the biggest gift he had ever seen)

Branch: Poppy got me? And the gift is so big... [he runs off]

Queen Poppy: Wait! You forgot the wrapping paper!

Branch: I'll probably just use grocery bags! You know, reuse, reduce, recycle!

(We see Holly and Delta approaching to Poppy)

Delta Dawn: Now, that boy is odd.

***

(As soon as he returned to the bunker, Branch got to work. Once the hairstyling machine was finished, he took a good look at it)

Cooper: Wow! Looks good.

Prince D: Mmm-hmm, Poppy's gonna love that.

Branch: Yeah, you're right. It's not big enough! Her gift was ginormous! I'm gonna building a scrapbooking machine and attach it to the hair styler!

(As Branch got back to work, the Funk twins put on protective goggles, but a screw knocked them off. When Branch finished, the machine looked rather odd)

Cooper: Sweet! Now, it's definitely done!

Branch: Agreed! Still gotta go bigger! I'll attach it to a smoothie maker so Poppy could get her hair done, make scrapbooks, and drink her favorite Troll-berry banana smoothie!

(The twins attempted to shield themselves with hard hats and wooden boards while Branch added a smoothie maker so Poppy could get her hair done, make scrapbooks, and drink her favorite Troll-berry banana smoothies)

Branch: It's perfect! Prince D, you want to take her for a spin?

Prince D: Uh, yeah, no.

Branch: Alright! Here I am, my hair's getting done, and then I'm like, "Oh, rats! I forgot to make a scrapbook for Biggie's half birthday!" [his machine starts to work... somehow?] It's working! It's working!

(Cooper and Prince D barricaded themselves with sand bags and a bomb shelter as Branch began to descend into madness)

Cooper: Yep! Sure is. [they go under a bomb shelter]

Branch: And now, for the final touch, the smoothie maker!

(Branch's machine starts to fall apart, he then starts screaming, then both Cooper and Prince D are still inside a bomb shelter. Cooper shuts it, and then Branch's machine explodes, he bursts into the sky into space and meets alien)

Alien: sO wHaT dId YoU eNd Up GeTtInG pOpPy?

Branch: What?

(He falls back onto earth, crashing into a tree)

Branch: Ooh! I think I broke my butt.