You Might Think Life's
Pretty Easy For Trolls

Or Maybe Very Simple

We Sing, We Dance,
We Party, We Hug

And Enjoy Life Whenever We Can

All The Different Kinds Of Trolls

Wait, You Actually Think
I'm Poppy Narrating?

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah

This Is Tiny Diamond Narrating This Book!

AYOOO WAZZUP WATTPAD READERS

How Y'all Doin In Quarantine?

Good? That's Ighttt

Plus It's Summer So Ya'll Get Relax Twice Ya Know What I'm Sayinn..

ANYWAYS, Back To This Bookie Here

As I Was Sayin, Troll Life Can Be A Real Easy Life Experience

With All Differences That Matter

That Is....If You're Not Me

As Y'all Know, I'm A....Unusual Kinda Baby Troll

Yo Wattpad Boy,
Rewind My Origins!

🎞 🎞 🎞

Guy Diamond Wobbled A Bit, Holding His Hair.

"O-O-Okay Guy Diamond, You're The Funnest Troll In History! This Hairache Will Surely Pass....Hopefully"
Guy Said To Himself.

Guy Sat On A Mushroom.
"Unless...."

Suddenly, Guy's Hair Began To Shake And Move.

"Oh No...It's Moving! This Can't Be A Hairache! Or Is It....."
Guy's Eyes Widen.

".....HOLY SNOOPY! AH AH AH AH AAAAHHHHH!"
Guy Screamed In Auto-Tune.

"Huh?!"
The Snackpack Heard Guy's Scream.

"Poppy Come Quick! IT'S A EMERGENCY!"
Guy Shouted.

The Snackpack Stopped Their Opening Pop Song And Quickly Ran Down The Stairs To Guy Diamond.

"Guy Diamond What's Wrong?!"
Poppy Asked.

"I'm Having A......BABY!!!"
Guy Told Them.

The Snackpack Screams.
"AAAAAHHH!!!!"

Satin And Chenille Knitted.
"We're On Jumpsuit Dutyyy!"

"I Get To Be A Role Model!"
Cooper Grinned.

"I Don't Wanna Be A Big SISTER!"
Smidge Whined.

Guy Gasped As His Hair Moved Alot More.

Then, A Silver Glitter Egg Shot Out His Hair And Cracked Open.

To Reveal A Newborn Glitter Baby Troll.

🌟 O H
S P A R K L Y
B A B Y 🌟

The Snackpack Went In Awe.
"Awwwwwww!"

Guy Smiled Up At His Newborn Son.
"What Should I Name Him?"

Poppy Thought.
"Hmmm....How Abouttt.....TINY DIAMOND!"

Branch Gave Poppy The Face.
".______."

Suddenly, The Newborn Baby Broke Into A Hip-Hop Verse.

💎 Tiny Diamond!
Is My Name!💎

💎 Come Straight From
My Daddy's Mane!💎

💎 My Whole Body's
Made Of Glitter-💎

💎 And I Throw It
In Your FACE!💎

💎 I Love When I
Make Music-💎

💎 And The Groove Is
In My Bones!💎

💎 Just Like My Aunt
Queen Poppy-💎

💎 Someday I'll Sit
On The Throne!💎

👑  KING TINY! 👑

🎞 🎞 🎞

See How Handsome I Am?!

Man, I Look Good

But This Is My Story!

Alll About Me!

On How I Identify
Myself As A Troll...

Yeahhhh They Say Trolls Must Live Their Lives To The Fullest

......And That's Exactly
What I'm Gonna Do