~On The Farm, In Mississippi~

As Jess Brought In Silas & The Trolls Into The Farm To Settle In, Her Parents & Uncle Welcomed Them Into The Farmhouse.

Jess's Uncle, Joe, The Owner Of The Farm, Drove In The Car With The Flat Tire Into A Garage To Fix It Up.

Silas Stood Next To Jess, Watching Her Uncle.
"Thank You So Much Sir! I Didn't Know If It Would Drive Again"

"Oh No Worries Son! This Ol' Cracker Jacker Is A Smooth Ride To Drive Like Whale Sperm, Even With A Flat Tire!"
Uncle Joe Said.

"Wait Huh? Whale Sperm?"
Silas Raised His Eyebrow.

"Uh Huh! Don't Ya Know Where Lip Gloss Comes From?"
Uncle Joe Said.

"Ooeeww.."
Silas Said In Disgust.

"Uncle Joeeeee!"
Jess Whined, Embarrassed.

"Hah Hah Hah! That's Just Some Farm Country Humor For Ya!"
Uncle Joe Pushed The Car All The Way Into The Garage And Went To Get His Tools.

Jess Turned To Silas.
"Yeah- It's Not Farm Humor At All"

"I Would Expect"
Silas Chuckles.

"But Also Thank You So Much Jess For Letting Us Stay Here While Our Car Gets Fixed. It's A Big Help"
Silas Said Thankful.

"Oh It's Not A Problem Lassie! Oooh, Lassie, That's A Great Nickname For You! Silas. Lassie. IT'S PERFECT!"
Jess Said.

Silas Blinked.
"Doesn't Lassie Mean A Girllll...?"

"SO GLAD I THOUGHT OF THAT NAME 😁"
Jess Grinned.

"Riiiighhhttt Yeah- And I Gotta Say This Farm Is Amazing! I've Always Seen Farms In Movies And Always Thought They Were Fictional...I Guess Cause In Movies They Seemed More Cinematic"
Silas Shrugged.

"Aw Thank Youuuuu. My Uncle Basically Lives Here And Invites Us Every Holiday To Enjoy The Country Airrrr~"
Jess Closed Her Eyes For A Second To Feel The Breeze.

Jess Inhaled And Exhaled Calmly.
"HHHHHHH~ Don't Ya Just Love It"

Silas Wanted To Try And Accidentally Inhaled A Fly.
"ARGH-"

"Feels Good Right~"
Jess Said Relaxed.

"AH! AH AH! OIIIIYAAAHHH-"
Silas Tried To Cough And Hack Up The Fly.

Jess Opened Her Eyes And Turned To Silas.
"Silas?"

Silas Got Back Up And Acted Normally.
"YEP YEP COUNTRY FEBREEZE, ALWAYS A PLEASURE 😁"

Jess Giggles.
"Okay Then. Well My Uncle's Gonna Be A While As He Fixes Up That Car, Wanna Have Some Lemonade And Chat About This Whole Mission You Mentioned?"

"Sure!"
Silas Nodded.

"Alright, I'll Have My Mom Make Us Some!"
Jess Smiled At Silas And Walked Away To The Farm House.

Silas Watched As Jess Walked Away, As His Cheeks Got Red And Smiled A Little.

Barb Peeked Over Silas's Shoulder.
"Ahhhh I See What's Going On Hereeee, YOU'RE A SIMP!"

"A What?!"
Silas Flinched.

Prince D Rose Over Silas's Other Shoulder.
"Ooo Yeah You Totally Dig Her Man!"

Silas Looked Over His Other Shoulder.
"What? No I Don't!"

Trollex Sat On Silas's Head.
"Wow, She Really Called You A Female Lassie- That's Cold"

"BUT SHE-"
Silas Said.

Cooper Poked Out Between Silas's Legs.
"YOU'RE INTO BLONDE HAIRED SOUTH GIRLS! HAHAHAHA, I KNEW YOU WERE A HORSE FURRY"

Silas Shook The Trolls Off Of Him.
"WHOA WHOAAAA! Guys Chill Out! What Are You Intending Here?"

"What Are We Intending? What Are YOU Intending Boner Freckles! You Obviously Got The Kinks For Her"
Barb Said.

"WHAT?! That's Ridiculous!"
Silas Looked Away, Trying To Hide His Blush.

"Really? Cause I Could've Sworn I Seen You Trying To Smooth Talk Her At Your School"
Prince D Said.

Silas Scoffs.
"Pfft, Yeah Right"

Barb Took Out Her iPhone And Brought Up A Random Picture Of Silas Trying To Talk To Jess At His School.

"Of Course She Has A Picture .__."
Silas Said.

"Man, Your Butt Is Flat"
Barb Said At The Picture.

"So Is This Like A Puppy Love Phase Or-?"
Trollex Asked.

"NO! I Just....I Don't Know...Find Her Admirable. She's Smart In School, Funny, Pretty, And...Always Optimistic Of Things"
Silas Gained A Little Smile.

"Dawwww"
Trollex, Prince D, And Cooper Say.

"That Was So Cliched And Overused Yet Adorable :,)"
Cooper Said.

Silas Did The Face.
".____________."

Barb Rolled Her Eyes.
"Well If I've Learned Anything Over My Time With Broppy, Is That You DON'T Wanna Become A Boy Toy"

"What Even Is A Boy Toy?"
Silas Asked.

Barb Opened Up Google To Search Up "Boy Toy Meaning" And Threw The Phone Up To Silas.

Silas Caught The Phone And Read The Definition.
"O_____O....OH MY GOD NO!"

Barb Leaped On Silas's Shoulder.
"Exxxactly! Which Means, We've Got Some Work To Do Low-Standard Romeo!"

"B-BUT I-"
Silas Studdered.

"LET'S GOOOO"
Trollex, Prince D, And Cooper Pushed Silas's Legs To Move.

~~~

~Around The Farm~

In The Field Of Grass, The Chickens Of The Farm Were Scattered Around Plucking Through The Grass, Looking For Food. 🐓

Branch Came Along In His Farmer Broken Overalls With Blue Shorts, Farmer's Hat And A Wheat In His Mouth.

Branch Used His Southern Accent, Holding A Bag Of Grain. 🌾
"Well There's Nothin' Like Strollin' On The Farm With These Here Chicken Outside The Coop! 🤠"

Branch Walked Around The Field, Spreading And Throwing Out Bits Of Grain For The Chickens.

"Here Ya Are Little Chick-Peas! Some Niceee Southern Grain For These Here Plants!"
Branch Said As He Threw The Grain Around.

"Although Chick-Peas Sound Different Like A Food....Or Urinal...Either Way, WOO-HOOO TO NUTRITION!"
Branch Hollered Out.

Ham & Guin Were Watching Branch In Front Of Them, Feeding The Chickens.

"Look, Look, Look At This Man. What He Think He Doing?"
Ham Questioned.

"More Like What He Think He's Wearing"
Guin Tilted His Head.

"Like Some Wreck It Ralph Type Drip On"
Ham Said.

"Not Even That, Like A Super Mario Attire"
Guin Said.

"If Mario Was Ghetto From The Streets"
Ham Said.

"Yeah Yeah, Sounds More Accurate"
Guin Nodded.

"AY BRANCH! WHAT YOU DOING?"
Ham Shouted Out.

"Well If You Furries Must Know, Once In Trollstopia, The Country Trolls Saw Something Special In Me-
S p e c i a l . . .
S p e c i a l . . .
S p e c i a l . . . 🤩 "
Branch Said With A Gaze Sparkle In His Eyes.

"This Man Really Going Into A Disney Princess Trance-"
Guin Said.

"CONTINUE!"
Ham Blurted.

Branch Snapped Out Of It.
"Oh Yeah! So, They Saw My Special Country Potential And Now I'm Gonna Embrace It On This Here Farm!"

Branch Flexed His Muscles And Squinted His Butt Cheeks To Stand Like A Proud Southern Farmer.

"How I Look? 💪🍑"
Branch Said As He Posed.

"Ya Look Like Mr. McGregor If He Was A Failed Male Model"
Ham Said.

"Yeah, That's...Not A Good Angle"
Guin Said.

Branch Did The Face Towards Them.
".________."

"No Matter. What You Say To This Country Feller Means Nothin', For I Am To Tame These Chickens TO THEIR COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO FUTURE FOR I AM...FARMER B!"
Branch Said With Confidence And Avengers Music Behind Him.

"Oh Yeah? Then Ride It"
Ham Gestures.

Branch's Eyes Widen And Turned Around To Look At One Of The Chickens.

"R-R-Ride It?"
Branch Said Nervously.

"Go On....Farmer B"
Guin Smirked At Branch, Bouncing His Eyebrows.

"ALRIGHT THEN I WILL! 😤"
Branch Inhaled And Walked Over To A Chicken.

"He Crazy"
Ham Said.

Branch Looked Up At The Chicken With Authority.
"Alrighty Cluckity Jane....Move -.-"

The Chicken Didn't Pay Branch Any Mind And Pecked Up The Grain From The Ground.

"I Said MOVE!"
Branch Tried Pushing The Chicken.

"C'MONNNN! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! NEAH NEAH NEAHHHH!"
Branch Attempted Every Way He Can To Try To Make The Chicken Move.

"This Is Just Sad"
Ham Shook His Head.

"Sadder Than The Whole Twilight Movie Series"
Guin Said.

"UGHHHH!!! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"
Branch Rapidly Jumped Ontop Of The Chicken's Back.

As Branch Kept Jumping On The Chicken, The Chicken Got Annoyed And Moved It's Body For A Second As Branch Clinged On.

"WHOA!"
Branch Yelped, Clinging On.

"Wait A Minute-"
Branch Thought Of Something And Gripped Onto The Chicken Again.

The Chicken Reacted And Moved It's Body Up Like A Mechanical Bull Would.

Branch Smirked And Gripped The Chicken Again.
"GIDDY UP CHUCKITY JANEEE!"

Branch Gripped More On The Chicken As It Moved Branch Up And Down In The Motion Of A Mechanical Bull.

"YEE-HAWWWW!"
Branch Waved His Farmer Hat All Around.

"Huh, Impressive"
Guin Said.

"FASTER! FASTER! CONCERNING BUT FASTER!"
Branch Accidentally Kicked His Leg Against The Chicken's Side.

The Chicken Got Ticked Off And Moved Around Faster To Yeet Branch Off.

"YOOOOOOOOIIII-"
Branch Flung Off The Chicken And Landed In A Pile Of Fertilizer.

"And There It Is-"
Ham Said.

".....I HAVE TAMED THE COCK-A-DOODLEEEEE!!!"
Branch Shouted In The Fertilizer.

~~~

~By The Farm's Pond~

Sitting On The Edge, Above A Little Pond, Poppy & Queen Lavender Were Sitting Together To Enjoy The Farm's Scenery.

"Ya Know Mom? When We First Got To This World, I Thought We Were Plain Road Kill"
Poppy Said.

Queen Lavender Chuckled.
"Pfft, Oh Really"

Poppy Continued.
"But Now I See That There's Like, A LOT More To It Than Just Death! It's So....MASSIVE!"

"Yeahhh It's Amazing, Not Amazing World Of Gumball Amazing But...Decent Amount Of Amazingness"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Oh Yeah Totally, No One Can Ever Replace That Amazing World!"
Poppy Giggled.

"But The Troll World Is Much Better Full Of Endless Surprises"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Yeah...Heh.."
Poppy Looked Down For A Second, Holding Her Hands Together.

Queen Lavender Noticed Her Daughter Looking Odd.
"Alright I Haven't Seen That Look On You Yet, Is Something Bothering You?"

"Well...I-...Hhhh.."
Poppy Sighed A Little.

Nearby, Branch Wiggled Out Of The Fertilizer, Covered In It.

"Whew That Smells Worse Than Freshman College Year...BUT AHHH I TAMED A CHICKEN! FINALLY NO BAD LUCK!"
Branch Said As The Fertilizer Fell Off His Head.

"I've Gotta Tell Poppy! POPPY! POPPPYYYY!"
Branch Ran Around, Calling Out.

Branch Then Stopped At The Sight Of Poppy & Queen Lavender Sitting By The Pond In Private.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow Confused, But Also Curious To Hide Behind A Rock And Listen In.

"I Don't Know, Maybe It's My Adventurous Side Talking But...This World Has So Many Surprises On Every Corner, Just Like The Trolls World! In That World I Help Out And Save The Day Over And Over And Over Through Problems. Ya Know, The Hero!"
Poppy Explained.

Branch Nodded His Head To Himself Remembering How Much Poppy Saved The Troll World.

"But....With This World...I Feel Like There's More"
Poppy Added.

Branch's Eyes Widen At That And Tried To Listen More With His Big Everlasting Ear.

"More People In Need Of Help, More Problems To Solve! That's Like My Purpose! To Help Others...And The Community Their In"
Poppy Said.

"What Are You Getting At Sweetheart?"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"Just Like You, And How It's Been So Far During This Whole Legendary Scrapbook Mission!...I Wanna...Um.."
Poppy Fiddled With Her Fingers.

Branch Had A Soft Quiet Gasp, Hoping Poppy Wouldn't Say What He Thought She Would.

Poppy Sighed To Herself.
"Nevermind...I-I'm Talking Crazy! It's Nothing"

"You Sure?"
Queen Lavender Said, Concerned For Her Daughter.

"Y-Yeah, I'm Just Tired I Guess! That's All"
Poppy Replied.

"Well, Even If There Is Something, You Can Always Talk To Me Crazy Popsss"
Queen Lavender Ruffled With Poppy's Hair.

"Mommmm!"
Poppy Giggled With Her Mother.

Branch Slowly Stepped Away From The Rock, Wondering What Poppy Was About To Say.

Branch Shook His Head, Chuckling.
"Pfft, Nooooo, Poppy Would Never Wanna Do That! It Really Is Crazy Talk! Heh Heh.."

Branch Started Rethinking About It.
"....Would She..?"

~~~

~Meanwhile~

Over By A Tree, Silas Was Leaning Aginst The Tree, Waiting For Jess To Arrive With The Lemonade She Promised Him.

While Silas Stood, The Trolls Were Fixing And Straightening Up Silas's Clothes And Hair.

"I Just Wanna Say That This Is Flat Out Stupid -.-"
Silas Said.

Barb Slapped Silas Across The Face.
"HEY! Do You Wanna Dive Deep Into Her Cake Or What??"

Silas Rubbed His Cheek.
"W-W-What Cake??"

"Wait Til Your 18 & Legal To Figure That Out Buddy"
Trollex Patted Silas's Nose.

"I WAITED TIL AGE 11, AHAHAHAHAHA OH I NEED A MENTAL HELPER"
Cooper Laughed To Himself.

"Relaxxx, Besides We Already Got You A Game Plan!"
Prince D Said.

"But What Do I Even Say?!?"
Silas Asked.

"Its Simple, Stay In A Small Talk Conversation!"
Prince D Said.

"Smile!"
Trollex Fixed Silas's Mouth Upwards.

"LOOK INTO HER EYES!"
Cooper Said Into Silas's Eyes.

"Keep Casual As Possible!"
Barb Said.

"BE FUNNY!"
Cooper Held Up A Raccoon's Bone.

"ASK HER ABOUT HER FAVORITE PARTS! :D"
Trollex Said.

"OO! AND SAY HER EYE BALLS LOOK NICE!"
Cooper Said.

"And That Her Cheekbones Are Adorable!"
Prince D Added.

"SOUTHERN BUMPKIN GIRL APPROACHING! EVACUATE!"
Barb Pointed Up Ahead.

"YOU GOT THIS! 👍"
Trollex Gave A Thumbs Up.

The Trolls All Got Off Of Silas And Swung Up Into The Tree Behind To Watch.

Jess Held Up Two Cups Of Lemonade For Them.
"Got The Drinksss!"

Silas Went Up To Jess And Blurted Everything Out.
"YOURADORABLESMILEISLIKEYOURTWOCHEEKSANDIFINDYOURBALLSVERYNICELOOKINGWOULDYOULIKETOSEEMYFAVORTIEPARTS!"

Jess Just Stood There, Blankly At What Silas Blurted.
"O_________O"

The Trolls Facepalmed Up In The Tree.
"Ughhh.."

"Wow, You're Really Dying Of Thirst You're Just Spitballin' Whatever Comes To Mind Huh?"
Jess Handed Silas His Cup.

"Yeah! Heh Heh, Sometimes I Wonder Whoever Is Making Me Say These Things Aren't Actually Real -.-"
Silas Tried Side Glared Up In The Tree.

"Real? Aren't We Real?"
Cooper Slapped Trollex In The Back Of The Head.

"OOCH!"
Trollex Yelped Out.

"Yep, Definitely Real! :D"
Cooper Said.

"Just A Bruno In Your Head, Happens To The Best Of Us"
Jess Sipped Her Drink.

"True Dat! Heh Heh.."
Silas Said Awkwardly.

"So, About This Mission You're On With Your New Friends"
Jess Said.

"Oh Yeah Our Mission, It's The Most Riskiest I've Ever Done"
Silas Said.

"We'll I'll Say! You've Been Travling Half Across The Entire Country!"
Jess Chuckled.

"Well We're Tryna Get To California To Stop This Campaign That's Going Down. Apparently The New Investor Stole The Trolls's Legendary Scrapbook And If He Owns The Trolls, He'll Turn Their World Into A Apocalypse"
Silas Explained.

Jess Blinked Then Shrugged.
"Yeah That Makese Sense"

"And Trust Me This Was Out Of No Where Towards Me To Start My Summer Off Like This"
Silas Said.

"Seems More Out Of This World, Plus The Trolls Are SOOOO CUTE!"
Jess Squealed.

"They're Cute When They Aren't Causing Cartoonish Shenanigans-"
Silas Said.

"Wow, These Trolls Sound So Retarded"
Cooper Said.

Barb Plucked A Acorn Off The Tree And Threw It At Cooper.

"DOI-"
Cooper Fell Off The Tree.

"You Deserved That-"
Prince D Said At His Brother.

"So How Is Your Dad Taking This?"
Jess Asked.

"I Um...Haven't Told Him.."
Silas Said.

"What??? He Doesn't Know You're Traveling Over Dozens Of States??"
Jess Said.

"No! I- Hhhh...Look, I'm You've Heard All My Schemes I've Done To Sneak My Way Into My Dad's Concerts And End Up Causing Trouble"
Silas Said.

"Like The FBI Incident, Mhm"
Jess Nodded.

"Yeah Well...I Just Thought With Me Stopping This Guy From Harming The Trolls That...I Don't Know...He'd Think I Finally Did Something Good For Once"
Silas Explained.

Jess Started To Frown A Little At What Silas Was Telling Her.

"I Just Want To Be A Part Of His Life...And For Him To See Me As A Good Son.."
Silas Looked Down A Bit, Rubbing His Arm.

"Oh BooHoo-"
Barb Said.

"SHHH!"
The Boys Threw Acorns At Barb.

Jess Moved Silas's Face Towards Her.
"Well I See You As Good Person"

Silas's Cheeks Turned Redder As He Looked Into Jess's Eyes.

"Awwww"
The Trolls Reacted.

"And A Good Friend-"
Jess Added.

Silas's Dignity Sunk Down 20 Feet Below As The Word "Friend" Rang Through His Head.
"ʘ‿ʘ"

"Oooo.."
The Trolls Reacted Again.

Silas Snapped Out Of It And Still Smiled.
"Thanks"

Squeakles Quickly Zoomed Over To The Area And Jumped Up.
"HEY! HEY! HEY! GUYS!"

"Huh?"
Silas And Jess Looked Down.

Squeakles Stood In Between Their Shoes.
"Sorry To Interrupt This 2000's Rom Com But We Have A Problem-"

~~~

~In The Garage~

Uncle Joe Placed Down The Car's Battery In Front Of Everyone, Which Had Just Died.

"The Car Battery Died????"
Silas Said.

"I'm Afraid So, When I Fixed The Tire, I Started It Up But Then The Engine Stopped. Then Come To Find Out The Battery Was Dead"
Uncle Joe Explained.

"Well Add That To The List Of Drawbacks-"
Branch Said.

The Trolls Glared Over At Him.
"-.-"

"POSITIVE DRAWBACKS! 😁"
Branch Grinned Wide.

"Whoever Had This Car Before Must've Not Put In A New Battery. Where'd You Guys Get This Car Again?"
Jess Asked.

Cooper Walked Up.
"WELL WE STOLE-"

Silas Stomped On Cooper.
"-FOUND IT! JUST FOUND IT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD"

"THERE GOES MA NECK-"
Cooper Mumbled.

"Well Whoever Had It Before Ya'll, Needed A New Battery Replacement"
Jess Said.

"Wait! Maybe We Can Make This Work! We Can Just Uhhh, GET A NEW BATTERY!"
Poppy Suggested.

"Do You Know How Much A Car Battery Costs?!"
Squeakles Said.

"More Than You'll Ever Make Dancing On A Pole"
Ham Said.

"A Metal Pole~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Guin Added.

"AHAHAHAHAAA, My Man"
Ham Fist Bumped Guin.

"My Man"
Guin Fist Bumped Ham Back.

"B-But We Only Have 2 Days Left To Get To California! We Need Transportation Fast To Louisiana! WE CAN HITCHHIKE LIKE THE PIONEERS!"
Poppy Said.

"😄"
Branch Put On His Pioneer Hat.

"No -.-"
Barb Glared At Branch.

"🙁"
Branch Flung The Hat Off.

Poppy Sighed, Looking Down.
"Well...There Goes That.."

Jess Looked At The Trolls, Especially Silas How Devastated They've Gotten Without Transportation.

Knowing How Important This Mission Was To Them, Jess Began To Think Of A Perfect Solution.

Jess Blurted Out.
"Wait Guys! Don't Give Up Yet, I've Got An Idea!"

~~~

~By The City Docks~

"A BOAT????"
Everyone Shouted Out.

"Yep! Sometimes You Gotta Improvise~"
Jess Winked At Them.

"She's Such A Gabi.."
Trollex Said.

The Large Yact-Like Travling Boat Honked It's Sail Horn For The Passengers To Come On Board.

"J-Jess We Couldn't, This Is Too Much To Ask For"
Silas Said.

"You Didn't Ask, I Just Gave"
Jess Said.

"B-But.."
Silas Studdered.

"Don't Worry My Boy, It's All Arranged. This Can Take You Straight To Louisiana"
Uncle Joe Handed Silas A Bag Of Food.

Silas Took The Bag And Smiled A Little.
"Thank You"

"I Guess That's Always Good To Have-"
Queen Lavender Said.

"A BACKUP PLAN!"
Queen Lavender And Poppy Said At The Same Time.

"You Guy's Got This! I BELIEVE IN YOUUU WHOOP WHOOP!"
Jess Cheered On.

"WELP, ALLLL ABOARD TROLLS...AND HAMSTER AND GUINEA PIG...AND MOUSE DIVORCED BY JERRY"
Poppy Said.

"WOOOOOO!"
The Gang All Ran Up The Dock And Onto The Boat Along With The Other Passengers.

"And Silas!"
Jess Grabbed Silas's Arm Beforr He Left.

"Hm?"
Silas Looked Back At Her.

Jess Gave Silas A Quick Kiss On The Cheek For Luck.
"Good Luck"

Silas Blushed Darkly.
"Thanks"

"Now GO!"
Jess Pointed At The Boat.

Silas Chuckled And Followed After The Trolls Onto The Boat, As The Rest Of The Passengers Docked On.

With Everyone On Board, The Boat Honked It's Sail Horn, And Began To Sail Off Into The Water, Off To The State Of Louisiana. 🚢