~Welcome To Apocatopia~

War..

What Is It Good For?..

Darkness..

Hardens The Heart..

From What I've Seen Our Times Have Changed To..

Makes Lego Movie 2 & The Spongebob Movie Sponge Out Of Water Not So Bad Of A Apocalypse..

Our New Life..

Has Toughened Us All..

789 Days Through
Fierce Times..

How Will We Ever Get
Through This..

"Branch- It's Only Been 12 Minutes, Calm Down -.-"
Poppy Interrupted Behind Branch.

"12 Minutes.."
Branch Repeated.

12 Minutes Too Soon..

"BRANCH! Enough With The Adorable Dorkt Narrating!"
Poppy Crossed Her Arms.

Branch Stopped Narrating.
"Fine, It Wasn't Going Anywhere Anyways"

"Yeah No Kidding! Wait- How Did You Get Your Voice To Sound So Dark And Menacing?"
Poppy Asked.

"Like A Mix Of Dark Vader & Lownote Jones?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"Exactly!"
Poppy Nodded.

Branch Explained.
"Well Gotta Inhale In All The Traumatizing Times In Your Life, Mixed With Some Deep Emotional Feelings, Add Some Old Man Cough Into It And You Sound Like This-"

"War...Darkness...Everything Bleak.."
Branch Made His Voice Deep.

"Oo! Like Batman!"
Poppy Said.

"Uhhh Sure?"
Branch Said.

"I WANNA TRY! wAr.."
Poppy Tried Making Her Voice Deep.

"No No, Like This, War..."
Branch Demonstrated.

"wAR.."
Poppy's Tried Again.

"No! War.."
Branch Demonstrated Again.

"waR.."
Poppy Failed Again

"War.."
Branch Said Again.

"wHOrE.."
Poppy's Voice Cracked.

"Doesn't Really Matter Anyways"
Branch Shrugged.

Poppy Chuckled.
"Heh, Right"

Poppy Looked Down Below At Trollstopia, Now Called "Apocatopia", A War, Burned, Fiercely, Wrecked Version Of Trollstopia.

With All The Trolls Turned Into Apocalyptic Trolls With Rugged & War Clothing In Dark Colors.

Poppy Sighed.
"Look At This Mess...All Cause The Legendary Scrapbook Vanished Out Of Nowhere! JUST POOF!"

"I Told You My Tingling Senses Are Never Wrong"
Branch Said.

"You Mean Your Branchie Tingle?"
Poppy Said.

"I Am Not Spiderman -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Look At Us Branch! We're Both Changed Into Hardened Serious Looking Mad-Max Trolls! This Isn't Us!"
Poppy Gestured.

Branch Scoffs.
"Pfft, No Kidding. This Armor Is Digging Into Places That Should NOT Be Digged"

"Well Since I Am Queen, I Will Use My Powerful Optimism To Look On The Bright Side!"
Poppy Said.

"Bright Side? There Is No Bright Side Here Poppy! Only Thing That's Bright Is The Fire Burning Up Stuff!"
Branch Pointed At The Fire.

"WELL UH...IT'S NOT SO BAD RIGHTTTT?...I MEAN, FIRE CAN MAKE THINGS LIT! EH? EH? 😁"
Poppy Nudged Branch With A Grin.

"Does THAT Look Lit To You?!"
Branch Pointed Down Below.

Apocalyptic Dickory Went Sneakily And Stole Apocalyptic Sid Fret's Apple Juice Box.

"HEY DUDE! THAT'S LIKE, MY JUICE BOX!"
Sid Fret Pointed.

"NO! I SAW IT FIRST YOU TRUMPIE!"
Dickory Yelled Back.

"HAND IT OVER BRAAAH!!!"
Sid Fret Jumped At Dickory.

Both Tackled Each Other On The Ground, And Started Wrestling For The Juice Box.

"UHHH...THEY COULD'VE SHARED IT?"
Poppy Said.

"What About That!"
Branch Pointed At Something Else.

"COOPER, MR. DINKLES IS NOT ORANGE!"
Apocalyptic Biggie Said.

"HE SURE IS! B O O M!"
Apocalyptic Cooper Replied.

"HE'S YELLOW WITH PINK STRIPES!"
Biggie Pointed.

"Prove It :)"
Cooper Said.

"WELL....LOOK AT HIM!!"
Biggie Held Up Mr. Dinkles.

"HIS NAME IS MR. DINKLES!
NOT H I M!"
Cooper Said.

"GAAAAH!! Mr. D! Tell Cooper He's Wrong!"
Biggie Said.

Mr. Dinkles Jumped On A Rock And Took Out His Nunchucks.
"Mew"

Biggie Gasped At Mr. Dinkles.
"After All We Been Through.."

"Man Please, You Were Too Huge Anyway"
Mr. Dinkles Swung His Nunchucks.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Biggie And Cooper Ran Away From Mr. Dinkles Chasing Them.

"W-WELL UM.. 👉👈"
Poppy Fiddled With Her Fingers.

"Orrrr THAT!"
Branch Pointed At Another Thing.

Apocalyptic Satin & Chenille Were Arguing Back n Forth At Each Other.

"Actually, That's Normal"
Poppy Shrugged.

" 🔪🔪"
Satin & Chenille Held Up Knives At Each Other.

"NOT NORMAL!"
Poppy Pulled Her Ears.

"ORRRR THAT!"
Branch Pointed At Something Else Once Again.

Apocalyptic Guy Diamond Was Arguing With A Ice Cream Parlor Troll.

"I SAID- GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM SUNDAE!"
Guy Slammed His Fist.

"AND I SAY YOU GOT THE ANSWER WRONG TO WIN YOUR SUNDAE!"
The Ice Cream Parlor Said.

"LIES! I ANSWERED THE QUESTION RIIIIIGHHHT!"
Guy Yelled In Autotune.

"NO YOU DIDN'T! ED SHEERAN IS NOT A RAPPER!"
The Ice Cream Parlor Said.

"YOU NEVER KNOW! THINGS COULD CHANGEEEE! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN IN 2020! THAT YEAR WAS THE CHANGE OF THE CENTURY!"
Guy Said Back.

Guy Turned Around To Apocalyptic Smidge.
"I HEARD THAT SMIDGE!"

"I Didn't Say Anything-"
Smidge Replied.

"I READ YOUR THOUGHTS! YOU THINK I'M BEING AN ANNOYING DOOFUS!"
Guy Yelled At Her.

"._________________________."
Smidge Did The Face At Him.

Poppy Blinked At That.
"Okay Branch, I Think You've Made Your-"

Branch Kept On Going.
"ORRRR OUR FRIENDS DOING A INTIMIDATING SONG NUMBER ON THE MOST OBVIOUS FOR OUR CURRENT SITUATION BY LEGEND MICHAEL JACKSON!?!?!?!?!?"

Down Below, Apocalyptic Barb, Trollex, Prince D & Cooper Were About To Perform The Most Obvious Michael Jackson Song Of Their Current Situation.

🎧  Your butt is mineee..
Gonna tell you right! 🎧
Trollex Bust Open A Peach. 🍑

🎸  Just show your faceee..
In broad daylight 🎸
Barb Pulled Up Her Face Mask.

🎶  I'm telling youuu..
On how I feeeeel,
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill! 🎶
Prince D Put On His War Helmet.

🎵 Shamone!
shamone!
Lay it on me~🎵
Cooper Humped The Air Cause Of Course.

🎸  Well they say
the sky's the limit- 🎸
Barb Sang.

🎶  And to me
that's really true- 🎶
Prince D Sung.

🎧  But my friend you
have seen nothing- 🎧
Trollex Sung.

🎵 JUST WAIT TIL'
I GET THROUGH!🎵
Cooper Poured Salt Onto A Cupcake, And It Exploded. 💥

🔥  BECAUSE
WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  REALLY,
REALLY, BAD! 🔥

🔥  YOU KNOW
WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  YOU KNOW IT! 🔥

🔥  YOU KNOW
WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  WE'RE BAD! 🔥

🔥  REALLY,
REALLY BAD! 🔥

🔥  AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS
THE ANSWER RIGHT NOW- 🔥

🔥  JUST TO TELL YOU
ONCE AGAIN! 🔥

🔥  Who's Bad~ 🔥

Poppy Put Her Face Into Her Hands.
"I Get It, I Get It, I Dooped Everyone!"

"To Rhyme With That Word, Seems Like The Cast Of Mad Max Crapped On Everyone"
Branch Said.

Poppy Paced Back n Forth.
"There's Gotta Be A Way To Get Through This! We Can't Stay Like This Forever! WE'RE ANIMALS! There's Still Got To Be Sweetness In Everyone Somewhere!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
A Random Girl Screamed Down Below And A Loud Explosion Of Fire Went Off Nearby 💥🔥.

"O________O...Sureeee 👉 Heh Heh"
Branch Chuckled Nervously.

"So We Got To Find That Scrapbook With The Help Of Some Experts Who Deal With A Fierce Community!"
Poppy Thought.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"Experts Likeee...Who?"

~~~

~Over In Bergen Town~

Inside The Bergen Town Castle, King Gristle Sat On His Throne, As Poppy & Branch Handed Him A Flyer.

King Gristle Held Up The Flyer And Read It Out Loud.
"Missing Legendary Scrapbook? Reward, A Lap Dance? Please Call On Gary If You Have Seen It?"

King Gristle Raised His Eyebrow At The Missing Flyer, And Looked Back Down On The 2 Trolls.

Poppy & Branch Grinned Wide Up At Him, In Hope He Has Seen It.
"😁😁"

"Sorry Guys, I Never Seen A Shiny Gold, 4'5 CM Tall Crapbook Before?"
King Gristle Replied.

"Scrapbook"
Branch Corrected.

"Oh, Yeah That!"
King Gristle Said.

"Are You Sureee You Haven't Seen It Gristle! It's Really Important That We Find This Back!"
Poppy Said.

King Gristle Shrugged.
"Sorry, But I Haven't"

Bridget Came Inside The Throne Room With Shopping Bags.
"Heyyyy Guys!"

"Hey Babe!"
King Gristle Greeted.

Poppy Gasped In Fangirl Mode.
"GASPSPSPSPSPSP! BRIDGET!"

Bridget Gasped In Fangirl Too.
"POPPY!"

Poppy Hopped In Bridget's Hands.
"ARIANA GRANDE"

"SELENA GOMEZ!"
Bridget Replied.

"DEMI LOVATO!"
Poppy Said.

"CARDI B!"
Bridget Said.

"HALSEY!"
Poppy Said.

"TAYLOR SWIFT!"
Bridget Said.

"ZOOEY DESCHANEL! 👉"
Poppy Winked.

"ANNA KENDRICK! 👉"
Bridget Winked Back.

"KATY-"
Poppy Said.

"-PERRRRYYY 😌"
Both Finished And Bowed.

King Gristle And Branch Looked At Each Other.
"........Waaaazzzzuppppp"

"Where Have You Been Girlfrannn! It's Been Like....Yaaah~"
Poppy Said.

"I've Been Getting Some Weavessss"
Bridget Whispered.

"Mouth Zipped! 🤭"
Poppy Giggled.

"So Good To See You! Also Why Do You Look Like A Rated R Character?"
Bridget Questioned.

"Oh! Right, We're Trying To Look For Our Legendary Scrapbook! It Disappeared And Turned All Of Trollstopia Into A Total Apocalypse!"
Poppy Explained.

"Ooh, That Sounds Rough"
Bridget Said.

"Quite Literally-"
Branch Said.

"It's All In This Flyer!"
Poppy Gestures.

King Gristle Handed The Missing Flyer Over To Bridget And Bridget Read It.

Bridget Understood The Flyer.
"Ohhh I Seeee....Is It Possible You Guys Are High?"

"No One's Clear On That-"
Branch Said.

"So Guessing You Haven't Seen It...?"
Poppy's Ears Were Slowly Going Down.

"No I Haven't...Sorry"
Bridget Placed Down The Flyer.

Poppy Looked Down At The Flyer And Sighed.
"Hhhh..."

"Also, You Guys Have Dealt With Fierce, Angry Bergens Before, How Should We Deal With Apocalyptic Trolls?"
Branch Asked.

"Well For Me, Whenever The Bergens Get All Fussy, I Just Sit Down....And Do Nothing"
King Gristle Explained.

"Nothing? Are You Serious?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"At Least According To The Magic Conch Shell"
King Gristle Shrugged.

"Well That's Reassuring"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"C'mon Branch...Let's Head Back.."
Poppy Grabbed The End Of The Flyer And Walked Towards The Exit.

"Thanks Though Guys!"
Branch Waved And Followed Poppy.

"No Problem!"
King Gristle Waved Back.

King Gristle And Bridget Ripped Off Their Clothing And Tackled Each Other On The Carpet.

~~~

Outside The Castle Doors, Poppy And Branch Walked Out, With Poppy Looking All Down.

"Well They Weren't Much Help. Yet, I Can Hear Slight Moaning From Inside Now"
Branch's Ear Twitched.

Branch Watched Poppy Get Up On The Back Of The Flyer Sadly, With Her Head Down.

Branch Went To Her And Tilted His Head.
"Heyyy, You Okay?"

Poppy Didn't Respond Back, As She Turned Her Head Away, Not Ready To Speak.

"Don't Worry, I'm Sure We'll Get Through This"
Branch Rubbed Poppy's Hand On Her Knee.

Poppy Sighed Deeply.
"....I Don't Think So This Time.."

Branch Frowned At That, Knowing How Devastated Poppy Was From All This Apocalypse Madness.

Branch Hopped On The Front Of The Flyer, Starting It Up, Poppy Holding To His Waist While Resting Her Head On Branch's Back, And Flying Back Towards Apocatopia.