~In The Hallway~

After Being Exposed To The Entire School For A Photo Of Them Taking Binkies In Their Old Baby Clothes, Clay And Spruce Faced Teasing And Humiliation From All The Students.

Going Down The Hall, The Kids Were Laughing At The Photos Hung Up On Every Locker And Inch Of The School's Walls, And Soon Began To Point And Laugh At The Two Brothers Coming Down The Hall.

"HA! 🫵 HA! 🫵 HA! 🫵 HA! 🫵HA! HERE COMES THE BINKY BRO'SSS!"
The Students Teased And Mocked Clay And Spruce's Embarrassment.

Though They Were Laughed At, Meanwhile, Spruce Was Carrying Clay In His Arms For Comfort, To Hopefully Hide His Younger Brother From The Mocking.

As Spruce Carried His Brother, The Sound Of The Laughter Faded Out And Was Lost In His Own World, Feeling A Song In His Heart To Comfort Clay.

Spruce Belted Out Into A Heartfelt Song, In His Own Mind.
🎵 Who could that
someone be? 🎵

🎵 How could they
make it known? 🎵

🎵 Who would need us
for us? 🎵

🎵 Need us for us alone? 🎵

🎵 The binkies was our oyster,
But where was the pearl? 🎵

🎵 Who knew that
we could find it? 🎵

Spruce Swayed Side To Side, Feeling His Song And The Emotion Within It.
🎵 Yes!
SOMETHING WAS- 🎵

* r e c o r d
s c r a t c h *

"Dude? What The Hell Are You Doing?"
Clay Blurted Out At Spruce, Confused Of Why He Was Being Held.

Spruce Snapped Out Of His Musical Visual And Glanced Down At Clay.
"Huh? What Do You Mean?"

"Why Are You Carrying Me As If I Was Your Wedding Bride And Singing A Broadway Tune?!?"
Clay Questioned.

"Oh! See, Cause We're Both Being Embarrassed From The Entire School And Probably Sad, You Must Be Emotionally Vulnerable Right Now, So I Figured You'd Be Comforted By My Singing With A Sorrowful Song 😁"
Spruce Grinned Wide At Clay.

"Well STOP IT- THE FUCK??? I'M NOT YOUR DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!"
Clay Got Down From Spruce's Arms.

"And There Goes My One Moment Of Caring For My Siblings- How Wasteful .____."
Spruce Said.

Clay Grabbed Spruce's Face.
"LISTEN BRO! WE HAVE BIGGER MATTERS ON OUR HANDS! SOMEONE EXPOSED OUR NEW BINKY ADDICTION TO THE SCHOOL!!"

Spruce Pushed Clay Off His Face.
"You Think I Don't Know That??? I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! NOW LOOK, OUR BABY FACES ARE LEAKED TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL! There's Goes My Reputation.."

"Don't Know Why You're Complaining When It's Pretty Obvious What's Going On Here-"
Clay Shrugged.

"YEAH WELL-....What Are You Saying? -.-"
Spruce Glared Towards Clay, Realizing Something.

"Who Me? Little Ol' Corn Haired Me? I Ain't Saying Nothing That Would Matter To Anyone WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST!"
Clay Replied Back, Beginning To Accuse.

"YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING-"
Spruce Pointed On Clay's Chest.

Clay Chuckled Innocently.
"Good Gollyyyy Noooo, Not Meeee...It's Just Our Photo Was Leaked Due To Someone Who Was Out For Revenge FOR THAT ONE TIME I STOLE HIS BROZONE BERRY FRENCH COLOGNE-"

"ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING?????"
Spruce Said Up In Clay's Face.

Clay Cleared His Throat, Professionally.
"🤓 Well The Way I See It, There Are Three Possibilities....1: You Took The Picture. 2: yOu tOok tHe piCtUre. And 3: YOU TOOK THE PICTURE!!! 🫵"

"ME?!?!? HOW COULD YOU EVEN ACCUSE ME WHEN YOU'RE THE PRANKSTER OF BROZONE! YOU COULD'VE DID THIS CAUSE OF YOUR ALVIN-ISH WAYS!"
Spruce Said Back.

"Oh Yes I Would Do Something Like This- BUT NOT IF EMBARRASSING BINKY SUCKAGE IS INVOLVED!!! Unless It's John Then Yeah His Ass Would Be Exposed By Me"
Clay Shrugged To Himself.

"UGHHH WHATEVER! This Accusing Each Other Thing Is Not Helping!"
Spruce Said.

"You're Right! Cause What We Need To Do Is Investigate!"
Clay Suggested To Spruce.

"Investigate Who Leaked Our Binky Addiction?"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"No, To Find Who Waldo- YES TO FIND WHO LEAKED OUR BINKY ADDICTION!"
Clay Replied, Using Sarcasm.

"Sarcasm Only Makes You More Suspicious -.-"
Spruce Crossed Hid Arms.

Clay Tapped His Chin, Walking Back N Forth.
"What We Need To Do Is Interrogate All Of The People Who May Be Against Us! That Will Lead To Who Exposed Us! And I Already Have A Few People In Mind.."

Spruce Scoffed To Himself.
"Pfft- Clay. This Isn't Necessary. You Know How School Gossip Is, This Will All Blow Over In The Matter Of-"

Aspen Handed Spruce The School Newspaper On Is Face.
"EXTRA! EXTRA! SEE THE LASTEST SCHOOL GOSSIP OF THE CENTURYYYY! 📰"

Taking The Newspaper Off Of His Face, Spruce Glanced At The Cover Of It To See The Embarrassing Binky Photo, With The Headline: "Local Members Of Boyband BroZone Take Binkies And Make Themselves Look Worse Than Care Bears".

"WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SCHOOL NEWSPAPER- UGGGHHH!"
Spruce Gripped The Newspaper And Ripped It Up Frustratingly.

"You Were Saying? 🤨"
Clay Said With Sass, Raising His Eyebrow.

Spruce Sighed Deeply Into His Hand.
"Hhhhh...Fine Fine, We Can Investigate! Only Cause I Can't Karma-"

"Whoa Whoa Whoa! This Isn't Karma! Don't Fall Into That kArMa Chameleon Song The Girls Played At Us! This Is Nothing More Than An Inconvenience"
Clay Ensured To His Brother.

"Wrong- Whoever Did This CLEARLY Has It Out For Us! Possibly Revenge"
Spruce Replied.

"Okay Fine, Call It That- BUT I WON'T STAND FOR THAT KARMA WORD! Claire And Sidney Won't Have The Last Word -.-"
Clay Crossed His Arms.

Spruce Nodded In Agreement.
"Definitely, So We Shouldn't Fall For Any Other Traps That May Be Part Of- WAIT! HOLD ON! SHUT UP!"

Clay Blinked At That.
"I Didn't Say Anythi-"

Spruce Covered Clay's Mouth As He Smelled Something Delicious.
"What Is That Jaden-licious Sweet Smell.."

Clay Moved Spruce's Hand And Sniffed The Area.
"Hm, It Kinda...Sorta...Smells Like-"

Spruce's Ears Perked Up As He Recognized The Smell, Running Off.
"FLUFFLEBERRY! 🏃‍♂️"

Clay Immediately Ran To Follow After His Brother.
"SPRUCE!"

~~~

~In The Cafeteria~

Following The Sweet Smell, It Lead To Spruce Running Into The Empty Cafeteria Where There Was A Plate Of A Slice Of Fluffleberry Cake, Right Out In The Open Randomly.

Spruce Gasped And Got Excited.
"AAAAA! THERE IT IS! AND JOHN SAID THE FLUFFLEBERRY FAIRY DIDN'T EXIST AND WAS JUST A BEDTIME STORY! SHE REALLY DOES PROVIDE RANDOM SLICES OF CAKE!"

Clay Peaked Through The Cafeteria Doors And Found His Brother.
"Spruce??"

Spruce Came Up To The Plate, About To Lick It's Fluffberry Glory.
"THE ALL TIME BEST CAKE FLAVOR OF DELICIOUSNESS- 👅"

"SPRUCE! WAIT! Don't Eat That!"
Clay Shouted, To Stop His Brother.

"Huh? Why Not?"
Spruce Paused And Side Eyed Clay.

"There's A Fresh Slice Of Fluffberry Cake In The Middle Of Our Empty Cafeteria That Just So Happens To Be Around The Time We've Been Exposed To The School- Don't You Find That Just A Bit Suspicious? -.-"
Clay Glared And Explained To Spruce.

"Look, I Had A Rough Morning So Do Me A Favor And Fuck Off? Okay Banana Bread?"
Spruce Said As He Aimed His Tongue At The Cake.

"No Spruce- I- Don't You- Please Stop- DUDE- NO! GET AWAY FROM IT!!"
Clay Yelled At Spruce To Not Eat The Fluffleberry Cake.

Spruce Used The Tip Of His Tongue To Lick A ¾ Of The Fluffleberry Cake.
"👅 💦 🍰"

~~~

~At The Nurse's Office~

Due To Being A Moron And Eating A Random Slice Of Fluffleberry Cake, Spruce Had No Zero Clue The Cake Had Gigglefruit Made In It, Causing For His Allergic Reaction And Sending Him To The School's Nurse.

Clay Awkwardly Smiled, As He Held Spruce's Epipen.
"Heh...Um...Look On The Bright Side? At Least You Only Licked An Inch Of The Cake? 😁 Even Though You Had No Idea Of The Gigglefruit Inside Of It"

Young Doctor Moonbloom Came Out Of Her Office Dramatically.
"I ' M
A
Y O U N G
D O C T O R . . . . And Your Brother Should Be Fine From The Treatment I Gave Him"

"Thanks Doctor Moonbloom. I Did Warn Him Not To Eat It But NOOOOOOO! Everyone Ignores The Middle Child! 😒"
Clay Rolled His Eyes.

"BUTFFF YOUFFF COULD'VEFFFFF STILFFFFFF PULLEDDFFFFF MEEEFFFFF AWAYFFFFFF FROMFFFF THEFFFFF CAKEFFFF"
Spruce Weirdly Said, With His Puffed Up Cheek.

"But Then You Wouldn't Have Learned A Lesson Now Would Ya Champ?"
Clay Smirked At His Brother.

"YOUUFFFF MEANFFFF YOUFFFF WANTEDFFFFFF MEEEFFFF TOOOFFFF GETFFFFF EFFECTFFF??!"
Spruce Said, With His Puffed Up Cheek.

"Yes Elephant Man-"
Clay Replied, Patting Spruce's Head.

"And It's A Good Thing Clay Here Had Your Epipen On Stat! Or Else You Could've Ended Up Like That One Girl From Trolly Wonka"
Young Doctor Moonbloom Said.

"And LORDDDD Knows He Doesn't Need That"
Clay Snickered To Himself.

"Mmmm -.-"
Spruce Glared At His Immature Younger Brother.

"The Puffing Should Slow Down In A Few Minutes"
Young Doctor Moonbloom Said.

"Thanks Doc"
Clay Said Back.

"Now If You Kids Excuse Me, I Must Go Make Out With My King Peppy Statue At Home"
Young Doctor Moonbloom Walked Out The Office Door.

Spruce Sighed To Himself.
"Nowffff Whatffff Dooooffff Weeeefff Dooooffff?"

Clay Got Off His Seat, Stroking His Chin.
"Well Now Since Clearly Whoever Exposed Us Obvious Tried To Almost Kill You- WE SUE!!!"

Spruce Blinked At His Brother.
"Youuuufff Wantfff Usssffff Tooffff Suefffff Someonefffff Weeefffd Don'tfffff Evenfffff Knowffff Yeeetffff?"

Clay Nodded Back, Wrapping His Arm Around Spruce.
"YESSSIRR! LET'S GET LAWYERSSS!!"

~~~

~At The Royal Pod~

As An Attempt To Get Themselves Some Lawyers, Clay And Spruce Came Down To King Peppy's Royal Pod To Discuss How To Sue And Obtain A Lawyer.

"No .___."
King Peppy Told The Two Brothers.

"No!? What Do You Mean No?!"
Clay Said.

"You Two Are Children, You Don't Need Lawyers! Just For Some High School Prank? No Way!"
King Peppy Replied.

"Just A Prank??! They Exposed Us To THE ENTIRE School And Almost Killed My Brother With His HILARIOUS Gigglefruit Allergic Reaction!"
Clay Gestured At Spruce.

"That Sounded Verrryyy Concerning Clay -.-"
Spruce Said, Sitting There With His Arms Crossed.

"So Respectfully Your Highness, GIVE US SOME GODDAMN LAWYERS!!!"
Clay Slammed His Hands On The Table.

"SHHHH! Lower Your Voice Young Man! My Egg Here Is Trying To Sleep"
King Peppy Opened His Hair To Show A His Pink Egg, Resting Inside.

Clay Covered His Mouth.
"Oh! Sorry Boy Or Girl But YOUR FUTURE FATHER IS BEING A-"

"Careful!"
Spruce Said To Clay, Knowing He Would Insult Him.

"....A Total Honest And Reasonable King 😁"
Clay Grinned Innocently.

"Listen Boys, Lawyers Are For Real Situations. Not Exposing Photos And Hilarious Allergic Reactions-"
King Peppy Told Them.

"Again, Sounded Very Concerning There Sir -.-"
Spruce Blurted Out, With More Sarcasm.

"Hm, Thennnn Can We Become Lawyers Ourselves??"
Clay Questioned.

"What?! No! Plus, You're Trying To Sue Someone YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO DID THIS TO YOU!"
King Peppy Replied.

"Pfft- Still, Clay Has A Point. We Might Be Able To Pull Of Lawyer-ism"
Spruce Said.

"Not A Word .___."
King Peppy Said.

"Test Us Then! Test Our Lawyer-ism Knowledgeeeee~"
Clay Told King Peppy As A Challenge.

King Peppy Rolled His Eyes With A Frustrated Sigh.
"Fine! Let's Say I'm A Lawyer And You Two Are Defendants. You're On The Stand And The DA Says: "Clay, Spruce, Do You Believe This Person Did This To You?"

"OBJECTION!"
Clay Blurted Out.

"SUSTAINED!"
Spruce Blurted Out Also.

"What?? No! The Witness Can't Object!"
King Peppy Told Them.

"OVERULED!"
Clay Said.

"SIDEBAR!"
Spruce Said.

"GUILTY!"
Clay Said.

"SPECULATION!"
Spruce Said.

"HEARSAY!"
Clay Said.

"BAILIFF!"
Spruce Said.

"BRIEFCASE!"
Clay Said.

"DISREGARD!"
Spruce Said.

"IN MY CHAMBERS!"
Clay Said.

"STOP BEAVERING THE WITNESS!"
Spruce Said.

"I REST MY CASE!"
Clay Said.

"We Could Totally Be Lawyers"
Spruce Told To Clay.

"Bang. 🤜🤛"
Clay And Spruce Fist Bumped Casually, Thinking They Nailed It.

King Peppy Facepalmed Annoyingly.
"All You Did Just Now Was Name Terms Used In Court!"

"And Kicked Ass At It! WOOO!"
Clay Cheered To Himself For A Second.

"Alright Let's Try Something Else, Can Any Of You Two Tell Me Who Wrote The First Scrapbook About TrollTree's Courthouse For Lawyers?"
King Peppy Questioned The Boys.

"Uhhhh...Pikachu?"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"Micheal Jordan?"
Clay Answered Also Incorrectly.

"NO! It Was F. Scott Munroe"
King Peppy Revealed The Answer.

"Who's That?"
Clay Wondered To Himself.

"The Author!"
King Peppy Said.

"Why Are You Saying Fuck Him?"
Spruce Asked King Peppy.

"What???"
King Peppy Said.

"You Just Said F***. Scott Munroe"
Clay Said, Thinking The Wrong Thing.

"What Did He Even Do To You?"
Spruce Asked Again.

"UGGGH! NO! THAT'S HIS FIRST NAME!"
King Peppy Said, Getting More Frustrated.

Clay Blinked Confusingly.
".....His Name Is Fuck Scott Munroe?"

"NO!!!"
King Peppy Shouted Out.

"Well Then, What Does The F Stand For?"
Spruce Wondered.

"FRANCIS!"
King Peppy Answered Them.

"Nahhhhh! It Has To Be Fuck"
Clay Said.

"It's Gotta Be Fuck"
Spruce Said.

"WHY WOULD IT BE FUCK???"
King Peppy Questioned The Boys.

"Cause He's Hiding Something!"
Spruce Said.

"It's Fuck. Read Between The Lines Your Majesty"
Clay Said.

"UGGGGHHHHH!!! ENOUGH!!! YOU ASKED FOR LAWYERS AND I SAID NO! GOODBYE!"
King Peppy Yelled At The Brothers.

"FINE THEN! WE'LL DO OUR OWN INVESTIGATING THEN! C'MON BRO!"
Clay Gestured For Spruce To Follow.

"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
Spruce Got Up From His Seat.

Princess Viva, King Peppy's 10 Year Old Daughter, Came Inside.
"I'M BACKKKKK DADDY! 😄"

"WE ARE IN NO MOOD! ✋️"
Clay Put His Hand In Viva's Face With Sass And Shut The Door As They Left.

Viva Blinked Awkwardly At That.
"....Uhhhh....What Were They Doing Here Daddy?"

"Viva...Just....Please Stay Away From Those Boys...They'll Make You Lose Brain Cells...😵‍💫"
King Peppy Said Exhausted From Dealing With The Two Idiots.

~~~

~Later On~

After Somewhat, Not Really, Agreeing To Join Fawn In Her Ways Of Living Outdoors To Be Free From Pressure, Floyd Stepped Outside Of The Pod With His Bags And Makeup Supplies.

"Okay Fawn! I'm Ready For The Great Outdoors!"
Floyd Said As He Placed Down His Belongings.

With Complete Silence, Fawn Was Nowhere To Be Found Outside As Floyd Began To Get Confused And Concerned.

"Fawn?....Fawn...?"
Floyd Said As He Looked Around.

"GREAT! YOU MADE IT!"
Fawn Poked Her Head, Out Of The Ground Through The Dirt.

"AAAHH! Oh! There You Are! Phew! Almost Thought You Were A Dirt Monster"
Fawn Sighed Of Relief With A Chuckle.

"Nahhh, Me And The Dirt Monster Usually Have Brunch On Tuesdays"
Fawn Replied.

"Oh! 😳 I-I-I'm Sure He's Nice?'
Floyd Shrugged A Little.

Fawn Crawled Herself Out Of The Dirt.
"I Was Starting Think You Wouldn't Actually Committed To This"

"Pffft Meeee? Not Committedddd? Fawn, I'm Gladly To Bond With You! Even If It Does Involve Getting Messy.."
Floyd Gulped To Himself.

"That's Awesome To Hear Man! NOW LET'S- Uhhh? What's That?"
Fawn Gestured At Floyd's Belongings.

"Oh! These Are Just Some Stuff I Thought I'd Bring! Like My Nightlight, My Blankie, My Emergency Mascara And Eyeliner! OOH! AND MY SPECIAL BRUSH TO KEEP OUR HAIR STRAIGHT! 😁"
Floyd Smiled Wide, Presenting His Stuff.

Fawn Blinked At That And Shook Her Head In Disapproval.
".....Yeah, That's Not Happening- RICKROLL! 👏"

Also, Jumping Out From The Underground Dirt, Rickroll Immediately Grabbed All Of Floyd's Belongings In His Mouth And Threw Them Across A Distance.

"HEYYYYY! MY STUFF! And My Blankie ☹️"
Floyd Began To Frown.

Fawn Wrapped Her Arm Around Floyd's Neck.
"Crybaby, If We're Gonna Do This, We're Gonna Do It Right! I Never Feel Pressure And That's Cause I Have The Beauty Of Nature! AND ALL IT'S MESSY GLORY!"

"Does It Have To Be Messy Glory? Why Not Glam Glory? OR EARRING SPARKLE GLORY! Ooh, Sparkles Earrings Sound Good"
Floyd Tapped His Chin.

"You Poor Poor Tearjerker...Don't Worry Man, We'll Make This Work! I'm About To Show You Why No Pressure Can Ever Overshadow The Great Outdoors!"
Fawn Patted Floyd's Head Hardly.

Floyd Rubbed His Head.
"Ow...Like What?"

~~~

"APPRECIATING THE FREE AIR! HHHUP!"
Fawn Inhaled A Bunch Of Air From Outside.

Floyd Tried To Inhale The Air But Accidentally Sucked In A Fly.
"ARGH- ACK!"

~~~

Fawn Jumped Off Of A High Tree Branch On The TrollTree.
"APPRECIATING GRAVITYYYYY!!! OW OUCH D'OH OW OW OW OOF!"

"....Awesome.."
Fawn Said Weakly, As She Landed On The Bottom Of The Tree.

"Ooo! WEEEEEE- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! FAWN FAWN HELP MEEEEE!!!"
Floyd Jumped Down, But Got Swooped Up And Caught By A Bird Passing By.

~~~

"Appreciate Letting It RIP! 💨"
Fawn Lifted Her Knee Up And Let Out A Loud And Stinky Fart.

"💨💨💨"
Rickroll Lifted His Little Legs And Belted Out An Armadillo Type Fart.

"💨....😳"
Floyd Attempt To Do The Same Thing, But Instead Of Farting, He Shitted Himself. 💩

Fawn Smirked At That.
"HA! Count That As A Lucky Bonus!"

~~~

"Appreciate The Sky! The Clouds! And The Sun! No One Ever Takes The Time To"
Fawn Gestured Up Above At The Sun, The Clouds, And The Sky.

"Ooo!"
Floyd Tried To Stare Hard At The Sun To Appreciate It More.

Fawn Immediately Covered Floyd's Eyes.
"Whoa! Don't Stare At It....Actually Yeah, Definitely Reel It ALLLL In"

Floyd Moved Fawn's Hand But Got Blinded By The Sun's Light. ☀️
"DAH-"

~~~

Towards The Evening Night Time, Fawn Was Setting Up A Bunch Of Mud For Her, Rickoll, And Floyd To Lay On To Embrace The Greatness That Is Mud.

"Then Later To Cool Down That Pressure, You Let It Out By Making...MUD ANGELS!!"
Fawn Jumped On The Mud, Beginning To Make Mud Angels With Rickroll.

"O________O Uhhh.."
Floyd Blankly Stared Of How Gross That Seemed To Do.

"HA HAAAA! Oooh~ Oooh Yeah That's The Stuff~ C'mon In Floyd! The Mud Is Fine And Warm!"
Fawn Gestured To Join In.

Floyd Rubbed His Neck.
"Um Yeah So Here's The Thing Though...I Just Brushed My Hair At The Perfect Length And Don't Want It To-"

"IN YA GO!"
Fawn Grabbed Floyd's Hand And Pulled Him Into The Mud.

"AH! Oooooeewwww.."
Floyd Said, As He Was Stiff In The Mud, Too Uncomfortable To Move.

"ISN'T THIS GREAT AND NON PRESSURE RELIVING???"
Fawn Said, As She Happily Made Her Mud Angels With Rickroll.

Floyd Whimpered Quietly In Disgust, Not Moving In The Mud.
"Help Me Mascara Gods 🥺"

Grandma Rosiepuff Came Outside The Pod And Saw The Two In The Mud.
"Floyd? Fawn? What Are You Two Doing Out Here?"

"Oh Hey Old Ms. Puff-Puff! I'm Teaching Floyd About The Rough Outdoors To Reduce Stress!"
Fawn Said, Still Making Her Mud Angels.

"We're Living Outdoors 🥺"
Floyd Said, With His Cute Teary Eyes.

"Wait Hold On, Living Outdoors?? Outside?? In Nature???"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Eyebrow.

"YUH HUH! WANNA JOIN??"
Fawn Asked Excitedly.

Grandma Rosiepuff Chuckled To Herself At That.
"Oh Sweeties, No No, I Can't Do That"

"Lucky 🥺"
Floyd Said.

"Why Not?"
Fawn Sat Up Out The Mud.

"Cause, Well, I Have A Title To Up Hold! After All, I Am...THE TROLLTREE'S 1ST PLACE WINNER OF LIVING IN NATURE! 🏆"
Grandma Rosiepuff Took Out Her Award From Her Hair To Present.

Back In The Day, When She Was Younger, Grandma Rosiepuff Won 1st Place For The Best Troll To Live Outside In Nature The Longest, Given The Award.

Floyd Ran Up To Grandma Rosiepuff And Glanced At The Award.
"Whoaaaa! You Really Won Thag Grandma???"

"Sure Did! They Never Said A Lady Could Live Outside For The Longest I Have But I SURE TOOK IT TO 'EM AND KNOCKED THEIR PANTS OFF!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said As She Kicked The Air.

Fawn Came Over And Scoffed At The Award.
"Pffft, Oh Pleaseeee...With All Do Half Of Respect, That's Amateur Hour! I'm Pretty Sure I Could Beat That"

"Sorry Fawn But I Don't Think So. The Way I Stayed Out In Nature Was A Pretty Long Period Of Time"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"How Long??"
Floyd Asked.

"89 Hours~"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said In Floyd And Fawn's Faces With A Smirk.

Floyd Gasped With His Hands On His Face.
"😱....I Could Never.."

"Well I Sure Could! ME AND FLOYD ARE GONNA BEAT YOUR RECORD AND TAKE THAT AWARD WHEN WE DO SO!!!"
Fawn Wrapped Her Arm Around Floyd's Neck Again.

"My Name Is Troye Now- Floyd's Not Here 🚶‍♂️"
Floyd Was About To Walk Away.

"NO SIR! WE ARE DOING THIS!"
Fawn Gripped Onto Floyd Tight.

"ACK-"
Floyd Yelped Out In Pain.

Grandma Rosiepuff Pity Laughed.
"HA! Good Luck Kids! What I Did Was Impossible For Any Other Troll So Now I'M THE ALL-TIME BEST OUTDOORS LIVER EVERRRR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! So You Have No Chance 😌"

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED RAISIN SKIN! C'MON CRYBABY!"
Fawn Dragged Floyd Back To Their Mud Pile.

"ʰᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵖᵖᵖᵖ....ᵐᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ..."
Floyd Whispered To Grandma Rosiepuff As He Was Dragged Away By Fawn.

Grandma Rosiepuff Snickered To Herself At The Two.
"Two Kids Challenging Me? Ha! Oh The Pity.....And The Pity On Me For Agreeing....Jeez I Need More Adult Friends"

~~~

~Back At School~

Around Lunch Time, In The Cafeteria, Everyone Was Having Their Lunch While Still Enjoying To Laugh At The Exposed Binky Photos, Meanwhile Dora And John Dory Had Their Lunches Together.

Dora Rambled And Talked As She Ate Her Sandwich Happily.
"So Then I Was Like, How Come You Give Me A C Grade When Clearly I Wrote The Essay! Cause Like, The Assignment Was A 1 Page Essay On The Beauty Of Flowers And I Happen To Have Written 30 Pages, Cause That's How I Slay Everyday Hehe, BUT STILL! I Think I Deserved A B- Due To Me Having Done So Many Pages For A 1 Page Essay! So What If That Wasn't The Instructions??! Is It My Fault I Like To Yap About Flowers And Make 30 Pages Out Of Them??? Ugh, I Tell Ya John, Teachers In Mid Life Crisis's Make You Feel Bad For Prisioners Cause At Least They Don't Have To Worry About Their Lives! IT'S SUFFERING ENOUGH FOR THEM! Which Makes Me Think How Horrific Their Orange Prison Suits Are Cause Prision Is Definitely A Spring Color, Not Fall! Ya Know What I Mean? Anyways Where Was I? OH YEAH THE ESSAY! UGGGHH! Maybe I Should've Written 45 Pages Insteadddd? NO! 78! But Then My Wrist Would Give Outtttt, And Lemme Tell Ya, My Wrist Is Totes Adorbssss~"

"🎧 😌 🎧
John Dory Wasn't Listening And Had His Mixtape At Full Blast, Blocking Out The Yapping Dora. 🎶

Until Suddenly, Out Of Nowhere, A Tranquilizer Dart 💉 Was Shot And Hit Dora Right In The Back Of The Head, Making Her Faceplant Into Her Lunch.

~~~

In A Dark Closet Room, One Of The Light's Turned On A Shined On Dora Sitting On A Stool, Attached To What Looked Like A Lie Detector Machine.

Dora Opened Her Eyes Slowly And Looked Around Her.
"Hello? Is Anyone There? OOOO! Look At These Wires On Me! I Look Like E.T. When He Was Dying! Oh Nooo But That Was Sad....Poor Thing. He Was Actually So Adorable When He Spoke But Too Bad He Left Earth. HEY LOOK COMPUTERS! I Should Totes Decorate With Some Purple Or Maybe Blue? What Color Is For Technology? Eh Who Cares, IT WOULD BE GLAMOROUS! Also, Why Am I In A Closet? 😊"

"Welcome Suspect Dora..."
A Mysterious Yet Familiar Sounding Voice Said In The Shadows Of The Room.

".....TO YOUR TEST QUESTIONING TO THE TRUTH!!!"
Clay And Spruce Revealed Themselves Out Of The Dark, Dressed In Disguise To Look Like Detectives With Huge Mustaches.

"Oooh! Hi Clay And Spruce! Love The Detective Look! SO CUUUTEEE!"
Dora Giggled And Smiled At Them.

"Uhm- We Aren't Clay Nor Spruce"
Clay Coughed And Cleared His Throat.

"We Are Highly Educated Detectives Trying To Solve A Case!"
Spruce Said, Trying To Stand Professionally.

"When Did You Guys Grow A Footlong Mustache In The Last Few Hours I Seen You Two? IS IT FROM PUBERTY??! CONGRATS YOU GUYS! 😄🎉"
Dora Happily Congratulated The Two.

"ENOUGH! FORGET OUR TOTALLY REAL DETECTIVE LOOKS! Now, We're Here To Get The Truth Out Of You Jelly -.-"
Clay Glared At Dora, Saying In Her Ear.

"Yeah, We Know YOU Exposed That Photo Of Spruce And Clay So We Want Answers -.-"
Spruce Said Into Dora's Other Ear.

"Cool! But I Have Manicure In An Hour So Let's Hope I Pass This Test! Maybe You Two Can Join Me? IT'D MAKE US CLOSER THAN EVER! EEEE!"
Dora Squealed To Herself.

"Ma'am, Please Let Us Detectives Talk -.-"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"Yeah! So Tell Us dOrA jElLy...2 NIGHTS AGO, DID YOU, AT 8:07PM EASTERN TIME, TAKE A PHOTO OF CLAY AND SPRUCE BROZONE MEMBERS SUCKING ON BINKIES AND THEN LEAKED IT TO THE SCHOOL????"
Clay Shouted Into Dora's Face.

"THE TRUTH JELLY!!!"
Spruce Shouted Also In Dora's Face.

Dora Smiled And Yapped Out The Truth.
"No, I Was Getting Ready For My Nightly Shower, Did My Lotion Skin Routine To Make My Skin Glow Then I Did My Hair, Put My Bonnet On, Had A Nightly Snack Of Yogurt And Marshmellows, Replayed My Audio Of John Dory Admitting I'm His Bestie Then Brushed Each Of My Tooths 😌"

Lie Detector Machine: ️✅️

Spruce Sighed To Himself.
"Dangit, She's Clean"

"Or So Maybe That's What She Wants Us To Think 🤔, Let's Try Another Question...DORA JELLY..."
Clay Said For Dramatic Effect.

"😀"
Dora Kept Her Wide Smile, Just Happy To Be There As She Waited For The Question.

"......Is Clay Your Favorite Fun Boy? 👀"
Clay Smirked And Bounced His Eyebrows At Dora.

Dora Blinked And Slowly Awkwardly Answered The Question.
".....Yeeeessssss....? 😁"

Lie Detector Machine: ️❌️

"Dora....I'M THE ONLY FUN BOY!"
Clay Replied Back.

Dora Sighed And Patted Clay's Shoulder.
"I Know, I Didn't Wanna Hurt Your Feelings But....Sometimes You Can Be A Little Annoyingggg? 😅"

Lie Detector Machine: ❌️

"I Mean Pretty Annoying!"
Dora Corrected Herself.

Lie Detector Machine: ❌️

"OKAY!....You're Really Annoying 😊"
Dora Corrected Herself, Again.

Lie Detector Machine: ️✅️

"PFFF- Uhm.."
Spruce Tried Not To Laugh And Cleared His Throat.

"Did I Pass?! 😄"
Dora Asked, Proud Of Herself.

"Thank You For Your Time -.-"
Clay Said As He Glared At Dora, And Cut The Lights Off.

~~~

~In The Hallway~

Coming Out Of The Closet, Clay And Spruce Took Of Their Disguises And Threw Them Away, As They Were Frustrated Of Not Finding Who Exposed Them.

"What A Complete Waste Of Time! YEEEOOOWW!!"
Clay Screamed As He Ripped Off His Fake Mustache.

"I Wouldn't Say It Was A Complete Waste- YEEEEOOOWWWW!!! We Still Found Out Some Truth"
Spruce Said As He Ripped Off His Fake Mustache As Well.

"What Truth?"
Clay Turned To His Brother.

"That You're No One's Fun Boy~"
Spruce Smirked In Clay's Face.

"UGH, NOT IN THE MOOD DUDE- WE STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHO EXPOSED US!"
Clay Pouted To Himself.

"WELL WHO ELSE WOULD BE A SUSPECT???"
Spruce Said Back.

"Excuse Us Boys"
Claire And Sidney Said As They Walked Through The Hall Pass The Boys.

"Hey Claire"
Clay Said Casually.

"Hey Sidney"
Spruce Said Casually.

"........😱😱"
Clay And Spruce Had Realization Hit Them And Immediately Knew Who Exposed Them.

"AH HA!!! 🫵🫵"
The Boys Ran In Front Of The Two Sisters Pointed Their Fingers At Them.

"Get Your Blue Sausage Fingers Out Of Our Faces Before You End Up Losing Them-"
Sidney Told The Brothers.

"Your Insults Mean Nothing As For YOU TWO BEING THE CULPRITS!!"
Clay Said.

"Culprits Of Knowing You Two Are The Definitive Of Idiots, Morons, McSpazatrons, And Beyond More?"
Claire Raised Her Eyebrow.

"You Two Females Know What You Did! YOU'RE THE ONES WHO TOOK THE PHOTOS AND EXPOSED OUR BINKY SUCKAGE!"
Spruce Accused The Girls.

"1: You Two Are 10 Seconds Away From Getting Pumpled To The Ground. 2: Why Would We Waste Our Time Taking Photos Of You Two In Baby Clothes?"
Sidney Put Her Hand On Her Hips.

Claire Began To Snicker As Realized.
"OHHHH HO HOOOO! I Get It, Our Whole Talk About Karma For Mocking Us For Being Pressure Has Finally Got To You Boys"

"What?! Pff- No! We're Just...Concerned About Our Private Binky Liking! That's All! Nooo Karma Thought Of"
Spruce Ensured To Them.

"Uhhh Huh 😒"
Claire And Sidney Rolled Their Eyes With Sass, Knowing They Were Lying Their Asses Off.

"Besides, Even If It Was Karma, IT WAS UNEARNED KARMA! This Was Just Mean And Wrong Whoever Did This!"
Clay Pouted Like A Baby Again.

"Yeah Well, We Can Confirm, We Didn't Take The Photo"
Claire Shrugged.

"Really? And Are You Willing Tooooo....I Don't Knowww....TAKE A JAMES FROND DNA TEST FOR A LYING SCUM VILLIAN AS YOURSELF?!?!?!"
Clay Held Up His James Frond Lie DNA Test Kit From His Hair.

"Well There's No Karma For You Being A Nerd- That's For Sure"
Claire Blurted Out.

SCHOOL SPEAKER: 📣 Attention TrollTree High School! Will The Students Of Clay And Spruce Please Come To Principal Crank's Office...NOW!!! 📣

"O______O"
Clay And Spruce Slowly Glanced At One Another, Unaware Of What That Could Mean.

"Oop! Sounds Like That's For Youuuu~"
Claire Said Towards The Boys.

"Hope It's Nothing Severeeee~"
Sidney Said And Giggled With Claire.

"Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleonnnnn~"
Claire And Sidney Sang Softly At The Boys In A Teasing Manner As They Walked Away.

"-.-"
Clay And Spruce Glared At The Two Annoying Sisters, But Gulped As To Why They Were Sent To The Office.

~~~

~In The Principal's Office~

Inside Of The Office, Where Clay And Spruce Sat In Front Of The Principal's Desk, Mr. Crank Didn't Say Anything As He Was Just Forming A Mischievous Yet Creepy Grin On His Face.

"🙂-😀-😃-😄-😁-😈"
Mr. Crank Formed His Devious Grin At The Two Brothers.

"Why Does He Always Do This?"
Spruce Whispered Over To Clay.

"It's Like Whenever It Involves Us, He Has To Just Stare And Plot.."
Clay Said, Whispering Back.

Mr. Crank Began To Cackle Quietly.
"Hehehehahahahah! Ohhh Yesss....YESSSSS! I'VE WAITED FOR THIS DAY!"

"To Finally Shave Those Toe-Nail Hairs?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow.

"What? NO!!! I ALWAYS SHAVE THOSE.....MONTHLY!"
Mr. Crank Replied, Thinking About His Toe-Nail Hair.

"Finally Change That Tie?"
Spruce Blurted Out.

Mr. Crank Yelled Down At Them.
"HEY WATCH IT!!!! My Mommy Got Me This Tie ☹️ NOT THE POINT! Listen Here You Two, It's No Stranger To Anyone That You've Been Exposed To The ENTIRE School With Your Binky Baby Thing"

"Thanks For That Reminder-"
Spruce Said.

"After Laughing Constantly At The Photo, I've Searched Through My Rules And Regulations Files For This Interesting Paperrrrr~ 📃 Read If You Will 👀"
Mr. Crank Smirked As He Handed The Paper Over To Spruce.

Spruce Took The Paper And Read It.
"Students Who Come Into Contact Of Such Immature Childish Things Like Binky's Must Be Evaluated In Their Homes By A Teacher And Principal To Examine If They Are Well-Fit For TrollTree High School's Educational System.....So?"

Mr. Crank Came Up Behind The Brothers, Looking Evily.
"DON'T YA SEE??? SINCE YOU TWO HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO BINKIES IN THE SCHOOL, IT'S MY DUTY TO SEARCH THROUGH YOUR HOME TO SEE IF YOU ARE AN EDUCATED REQUIREMENT FOR THIS SCHOOL!"

"😦 😦"
Clay And Spruce Gasped Loudly And In Shook As They Were Flabbergasted By This.

Spruce Dropped The Paper And Realized What This Meant.
"WAIT- YOU'RE GONNA COME TO OUR POD???"

"AND EXAMINE IT???"
Clay Added On.

"SURE AM! Me And Your Math Teacher Mr. Cal! Since You Two Also Failed Your Math Exams, He Wants To Exmaine Your Home Too!"
Mr. Crank Said.

"BUT- BUT- YOU CAN'T! OUR POD IS...WELL...IT'S.."
Clay Didn't Wanna Say The Word.

"A Living Hell? Chaotic? HA! Then That Just Makes It Easier For Me To Fail Your Inspection! AND IF YOU FAILLLLL....Guess Who's Getting Expelled~ 👀"
Mr. Crank Bounced His Eyebrows At The Two Brothers.

"😬 😬"
Clay And Spruce Gulped In Sync And Nervously Looked At One Another.

"See You Tonight Boyysssss~ Pray You Don't Faaaaail~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHABDBAHABSHANSBSJSBAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHURANUSHSHAHAJAHSHSJAHSHAHAAAA!"
Mr. Crank Belted Out A Maniac Cackle And Laugh Ever So Menacingly.

"Ohhhhhh...Shhhhiiiiitttt..."
Clay And Spruce Knew They Were Fuqed And Screwed If They Didn't Pass Their Pod Inspection, Having The Risk Of Being Kicked Out Of School, Due To Their Oncoming Karma.