(Title Card And Art In This Episode By OpefuLee)

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Poppy And Barb Had A Dramatic, Very Tense, Stare Off.

"Hmmmm -.-"
Poppy Stared.

"Hmmmmm -.-"
Barb Stared.

Poppy Formed A Fist
"Hmmmm ✊"

Barb Formed A Fist.
"Hmmmm ✊"

Poppy Growled.
"Grrrrrr....👺

Barb Growled.
"Grrrrr....👺"

Both Go Up To Each Other's Faces Angrily And Viciously.
"😡😡😡...."

Both Started Playing.
"...............ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR-"

"-PUNCH!"
Barb Finished.

"WHAT?!-"
Poppy Said.

Barb Punched Poppy In The Gut.

"OOP-"
Poppy Fell Back.

"YOU'RE DOWN! HA HA HA! I WINNN! YESSSS!"
Barb Jumped Up And Down.

Poppy Layed Out On The Ground, Groaning.

Barb Looked Down At Her.
"Tsk Tsk Tsk, Not A Competitive Player I See"

"S-Since When Did Rock Paper Scissors Shoot Get So Violent...."
Poppy Groaned.

Barb Helped Poppy Up And Dusted Her Off.

"Shake It Offfff Pinkie, Now Lets Play Sticks-"
Barb Suggests.

"Okay!"
Poppy Held Out Two Fingers.

Barb Held Up Sharp Sticks From The Ground.
"NOW HOLD STILL 🤡"

"GAH-"
Poppy Flinched.

A Pop Troll Walked Passed Barb, And Sneezed.
"ACHOO!"

"AH!"
Barb Zoomed Behind Poppy.

Barb Held Up A Red Flag And Waved It.
"🚩Red Flaggingggg, A Slay Queen Like Me Cannot Get What She Has!"

The Pop Troll Sniffs.
"Ugh, Soooo Boredddd..."

A Country Troll Came By, Coughing.
"Ohhh Nothing To Doooo...."

A Funk Troll Walked By, Groaning.
"Ughhhhh, Boredommm..."

"Jeeeez, What's Wrong With Them? They Sound Like The Walking Dead Getting Busy"
Barb Said.

"Waitttt A Minute..."
Poppy Thought And Zoomed Away.

"POPCORN! DONT LEAVE ME UNPROTECTED!"
Barb Followed.

Poppy Ran Down To Dr. Moonbloom's Hospital Shelter.

Poppy Gasps.
"Oh No..."

There Was A Long Line Of Sick Trolls, Waiting To Get In.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
Poppy Pulled Her Hair.

Barb Ran Behind Poppy.
"I Said Don't Leave Me -.-"

Dr. Moonbloom Walked Out.
"Okaaay, Next Patient"

The Techno Troll Sniffs And Floats Inside.
"So Boredddd...Ughhh..."

"Dr. Moonbloom!"
Poppy Ran To Her.

"WHAT DID I SAAAAY-"
Barb Followed.

"Dr. Moonbloom! Dr. Moonbloom! What's With The Line???"
Poppy Asked.

"Well Queen Poppy, I'm Afriad.....It Has Returned"
Dr. Moonbloom Said.

Poppy Gasps Softly.
"Oh No- You Don't Mean..."

Dr. Moonbloom Nods.
"Yes....I Mean...."

Dr. Moonbloom Went Dramatic.
" T h e
B o r e d
F l u "

Poppy Screams.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Barb Was Confused.
"The Bored Flu? What In Davie Jones Locker Is That?"

"It's The Worse Sickness A Troll Can Get!"
Poppy Shook Barb's Shoulders.

Dr. Moonbloom Explained.
"You See, The Bored Flu Happens Around Autumn Time, When Trolls Get Suddenly Bored And Have Nothing Else To Do. Which Results In Them Being Sick With Boredom"

Barb Screams.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!......
...that's so stupid .__."

"And It's Summertime! The Bored Flu Never Comes Around Summer! SUMMER IS THE MOST FUN SEASON!"
Poppy Said.

"Exactly, And Which Is Why This Is The Worse The Bored Flu's Ever Been. I've Had 200 Patients In The Last 3 Hours"
Dr. Moonbloom Said.

"The Poor Trollssss"
Poppy Frowned And Twirled Her Hair.

Dr. Moonbloom Went Dramatic.
" I ' m
A
D o c t o r..........and it's time for my lunch"

Poppy Started Hyperventilating.
"OHHH THIS IS BAD! BAD BAD BAAAAD!"

"I'm Sorry, But This Bored Thing Is So Bizarre To Believe It's Real Life-"
Barb Said.

"Well Believe It Sister- Cause We're Gonna Find A Cure For It!"
Poppy Said.

"We Are?"
Barb Raised A Eyebrow.

"Of Course We Are! It's Summer Barb! And The Trolls Shouldn't Suffer With The Bored Flu During This Fun Season"
Poppy Said.

"Soooooo, What Do WE Do?'
Barb Asked.

Poppy Told Barb.
"Tell The Fun Planning Committee To Meet Me In The Fun-Dungeon Innn Exactly.....One Pair Of Pants-"

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~In The Fun-Dungeon~

The Fun Planning Committee Of Branch, Barb, Trollex, Prince D, Cooper, Smidge, Biggie, And Delta Gathered In The Fun-Dungeon.

Everyone Sat In Their Seats At The Table.

Poppy Stood Up On The Podium.
"Alright Everyone, Thank You For Attending This Meeting. I've Changed A Pair Of My Pants And Ready To Go Over Today's Topic"

"But She Doesn't Wear Pants"
Branch Whispered.

Trollex Shrugged.
"🤷‍♂️"

Poppy Took Out Her Scrapbook File.
"Today's Topic Isssss......THE BORED FLU HAS SPREADED AROUND AGAIN!!!!!!"

Everyone Screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Prince D Stopped.
"Wait- What's The Bored Flu Though?"

"Yeah We're Still Newcomers Here"
Delta Said.

"Oh Yeah- Well The Pop Trolls Has This Sickness Around Autumn Called The Bored Flu Of When You Can't Find Nothing To Do, Then Get Bored, And Leads To Being Sick Of Boredom"
Poppy Explained.

"Ohhhhhh..."
Everyone Said.

Then Screamed Again.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"And Guessing Since All The Trolls Live Together Now, It Affects All Trolls"
Poppy Said.

"Gee, Hope I Don't Get It. I Can Loose My Fun Feel-Good Energy"
Trollex Said.

"Yeah, And I Can't Loose My Vibe"
Prince D Added.

"And I Can't Loose My Nuts!!!"
Cooper Yelled.

Everyone Looked At Cooper And Blinked.

"Whaaat? I Mean These Nuts"
Cooper Held Up Cashews.

Poppy Blinks.
"Anywayssss, With Our Fun Ideas, We Need To Think Of Something Out Of This World Fun! To Cure The Bored Flu"

"Shouldn't We Ask Guy?"
Smidge Said.

"After All, He Is The King Of Fun"
Biggie Said.

"Welllll I Would Butttt.....He's Got It Too"
Poppy Gestures.

Guy Diamond Walked Inside, Boredly And Coughing.
"H-Hey Guyyyssssss.."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Everyone Screamed Again.

Branch Ran And Shut The Door On Guy.
"BACK YOU SAVAGE!"

"Wow, Guy The King Of Fun....Caught With The Bored Flu....This Is Too Severe"
Biggie Said.

"EXACTLY! So, We Need A Great Fun Idea. Any Ideas?"
Poppy Asked.

Everyone Started Thinking.

"Anyone? Anyone???"
Poppy Asked.

Cooper Raised His Hand.
"OOO! OOO! OOO!"

"Sending Blake Shelton To Jail Isn't Fun Cooper .__."
Poppy Said.

"Hmph!"
Cooper Pouts.

"Ooh! I Have A Idea Poppy!"
Biggie Raised His Hand.

"Does It Involve Anything To Do With Mr. Dinkles? ._______________."
Smidge Said.

"NO!........................yes"
Biggie Looked Down.

"Maybe Have A Rodeo?"
Delta Suggests.

"Give Everyone Their Own Person DJ Booth?"
Trollex Suggests.

"Make A Disstrack On Being Fun?"
Prince D Suggests.

"SETTING A LAUNDRY MAT ON FIRE!!!!"
Barb Shouted.

"Barb, You Heard Me Say Fun Right? Not Reckless Endangerment?"
Poppy Said.

Barb Pouts.
"Everyone's A Critic 😒..."

"Branch? You Got Anything"
Poppy Looked Down At Him.

"Hmmm, Welllll....We Couldddd..."
Branch Slowly Held Up A Jar.

"We're Not Collecting Sweat -.-"
Poppy Glared.

"Oh Cmon! You People Obviously Don't Know The Beauty Of Survival Fun"
Branch Held His Jar.

".........COLLECTING SWEAT IS NOT FUN!!!!"
Everyone Yelled At Him.

"That's Sweatsist!"
Branch Said.

Keith Came Outta Branch's Mouth.
"How About A Circus?! 😄"

"A Circus?"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.

Keith Hopped Out Branch's Mouth.
"Yeah! Circuses Are Soooo Coool!!!"

Branch Coughed.
"H-H-HOW DID YOU-"

"That's Actually.....A Great Idea!"
Poppy Said.

"A Circus? Does Anyone Even Have Any Experience On Circuses?"
Delta Asked.

Everyone Shrugged.

"I Mean Yeah We Don't. But How Hard Could It Beeeee? Ya Do Some Tricksss, Balancing Actssss, Stand On A Huge Ball, Wear A Hat And Hold A Stick. Sounds Fun!"
Poppy Said.

Branch Held His Throat.
"IS NO ONE GONNA GLOSS OVER THE FACT A CHILD CAME OUTTA MY-"

Barb Covered His Mouth And Stroked His Hair.
"Sh Shhh, There There Bro"

"MMM!"
Branch Tried Screaming.

"But We Don't Know How To Do Circus Stuff. We're Not Acrobats"
Trollex Said.

"Well We're Gonna Have To Learn Gang. This Bored Flu Is Serious And I Can't Stand Seeing Trolls Suffer With This....."
Poppy Frowned And Rubbed Her Arm.

The Gang Knew How Poppy Felt, And Knew That Wanted To Help Her Out.

"So, Whaddya Say?"
Poppy Asked.

Prince D Walked Up To Poppy.
".......Guess We're Puttin On A Circus"

"YAYYYY!!!!"
The Gang Cheers.

Poppy Fist Bumps Prince D.
"AWE YEAH! BOOM! 🤜🤛 This Will Be The Best Circus Ever!"

Everyone Walked Out The Fun-Dungeon And Chatted More About The Circus.

Branch Feeling His Throat And Stomach.
"A-A KID CAME OUTTA MY MOUTH!"