(Title Card by OpefuLee)

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~Down In The Bunker~

Branch And Riff Were Slacking Off And Relaxing All Over The Bunker.

With A Mess Of Junk Food And Drinks Everywhere. 🍔🍟🍿🥤

Branch Layed Across The Couch.
"Ahhhh~ Riff My Man, We Are Living Large. Amirite?"

Riff Was Faced Down On The Floor, And Burped.

"Perfect Answer"
Branch Replied.

Riff Rolled Onto His Back.
"Ohhh Dude....I Ate Too Many Burgers.....I Think Imma Be Pregnant With The First Burger Baby"

"You Could Call It Patty"
Branch Snickers.

Riff Gasps.
":O, Gnarlyyy..."

Both Of Their Stomachs Pop Out, With Crumbs On Them.

"Ahhhhh~"
Both Say.

The Elevator Came Down With Poppy On The Platform.

"Hey Gu- OH YUCK! What Is That Smell?!?"
Poppy Covered Her Nose.

"That, Is The Smell Of Men Being And Living Like Men 😌"
Branch Replied.

"Well It Smells Like A Fart Produced A Baby And Had 3 Wives..."
Poppy Said.

"We Can Like, Totally Add On To That Stench"
Riff Said.

Branch Nods.
"Good Idea, Ready? 1 2 3..."

Branch And Riff Fart In Synch. 💨

Poppy's Eyes Widen And Her Nose Scrunches.
"O_________O"

"BLEHHHH! YUCKKKK! SERIOUSLY?!"
Poppy Gagged, Covering Her Nose.

"Of Course Seriously, This Is A Manhood Bunker. Anything Goes"
Branch Said.

"And Plus You Have Junk Food All Over The Place!"
Poppy Gestures.

"Oh Yeahhhh.......Cheeto?"
Riff Held Up A Cheeto.

"No -.-"
Poppy Denied.

"I Don't Blame Ya, It'll Give You That Trump Color On Your Fingers"
Riff Ate The Cheeto.

"Branch! Since When Do You Eat Junk Food Like This???"
Poppy Said.

"Since Riff Showed Me Extra Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy CHEESY PIZZA!"
Branch Held Up A Slice Of Cheesy Pizza.

"So, So Cheesy"
Riff Said.

Branch Ate A Piece.
"Mmmmm, So Cheesy Like Febreezey 🤤......Want A Bite?"

"Ugh, Listen You Two. You Two Have Had Enough Of This Junk Food Spreee. It's Not Healthy!"
Poppy Said.

Branch Scoffs.
"Pfffft! Since When Do You Care About Eating Healthy?"

"Yeah! Cupcake Sucker And Frosting Slurper!"
Riff Said.

Poppy Shook Her Head.
"Not The Point, The Point Is, This Bunker Can Use A Little Better Smell"

Poppy Took Out Her Perfume Bottle And Sprayed Around.

Branch And Riff Cough.

"NO POPPY! WE CAN'T TAKE IT! THE PERFUMEEEEE- OW"
Branch Fell Off The Couch.

Riff Coughed More.
"It's Like Girl Cooties In Spray Form!"

Poppy Stopped.
"Annnnd, I Want You Two To Stop Slacking And Get Some Air"

"No Way! It's Still The Beginning Of Summer And We Can Relax!"
Branch Said.

"Summer, You're Supposed To Get Out And Enjoy The Sunshine Weather! Like Cmon, What Happened To dOnT slAcK, i nEeD aLl mY rAcKs"
Poppy Mimicked.

"Don't You Dare Use Me And Darnell's Song Against Me -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Then Get Upppp"
Poppy Stood Branch Up.

"Hey!"
Branch Said.

Poppy Stood Riff Up.
"Stop Slacking"

"Awe.."
Riff Frowned.

Poppy Stood By The Elevator.
"And Get Some Fresh Air"

"No!"
Both Boys Cross Their Arms And Turn Away, Refusing.

Poppy Started Chuckling.
"Fine, Then You Leave Me No Choice.."

Both Boys Turn Back To Her.

Poppy Stared At Them, With Her Hands Together Evily, And Her Eye Twitching.

Both Boys Slowly Move Their Heads Back.

~~~

~Out In Trollstopia~

"Delivery Boys?! DELIVERY BOYS?!?! DELIVERY BOYS?!!?? THE NERVE OF THAT qUeEn!"
Branch Stomped While Holding Delivery Bags.

Riff Followed, With Delivery Bags.
"I Know Right Dude! Barb Tells Me What To Do! Not Her!"

"Then Why Did You Follow Poppy's Orders -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Cause I Wanted To Hang Out With Ya Bro And Maybe Hang With Some Ladies At The Clubbbb"
Riff Winked.

Branch Stared.
"-.-"

".........Or Something 😬"
Riff Said.

"Ughhhhh Whatever! Just, Let's Get This Delivery Thing Done Quick Fast. I'm Still Tired. There's Candy In These Bags And The Trolls Will Take Them Quicker"
Branch Said.

"B-But I Don't Know Anything About Delivering!"
Riff Said.

"Just Be Nice, Give Them Bag, And Share Love In The Air, cAuSe loVing iS heArtwArmiNg, Ugh"
Branch Mimicked Poppy's Voice.

"Be Nice, Give Bag, Share Love, Got It!"
Riff Nodded.

Branch And Riff Climb A Tree And Swung Up To The First Pod.

Both Walk To The Pod's Porch.

Branch Sighed And Knocked On The Door.

A Country Troll Opened The Door.
"Hello?"

Riff Threw The Bag At The Country Troll.

"I Love You 🙂"
Riff Grinned Creepily.

The Country Troll Slammed The Door.

Branch Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

"Was There Something In My Messed Up Teeth?"
Riff Checked His Teeth.

"Okaaaay, Couple Of Things. 1, Don't THROW The Bag. 2, When I Say Share Love In The Air, I Don't Mean Momo Level Creepy And Sharing Love"
Branch Said.

"Ohhhhhhhh....."
Riff Was Eating The Candy In The Bag.

~~~

Branch And Riff Went Over To The Next Pod.

"Remember Riff, Just Please Focus. I Wanna Get This Done"
Branch Told Him.

"Got It!"
Riff Nods.

Branch Knocks On The Door.

A Funk Troll Opened The Door.
"Ayeeee Y'all Bois"

Branch Held Up A Bag.
"Hey There, Would You Like Any-"

Riff Interrupted With His Hat Off, And Stared At The Funk Troll, Moving His Eyes Back n Forth At Him.

The Funk Troll Blinks.
".....What's Gangster Boy Doing?"

" F o c u s i n g 👁 👄 👁 "
Riff Said Focused.

"BACK UP STREET BOY!"
The Funk Troll Slammed The Door On Riff's Neck.

"DOI!"
Riff Yelped.

Riff's Head Looked Around In The Pod.
".....Oooh, Nice Place Ya Got Here. You Live Alone? :D"

~~~

Branch And Riff Continued To Walk Around Trollstopia, Delivering.

Branch Sighed.
"This Isn't Going As Fast As I Wanted It To Be. We're Gonna Need A New Tactic To Be Faster"

"Hmmmmm......OOH! LET'S GET NUDE!"
Riff Suggested.

"Nahhh.....Let's Save That For When We Work At Taco Bell"
Branch Said.

Branch And Riff Swing Up To The Next Pod.

"Ya Know What, Let's Just Act Completely Normal At This One"
Branch Said.

"You Got It!"
Riff Said.

Branch Knocked On The Door.

Dickory Opened The Door.
"Ello? Who Be Here?"

"Heyyy Dick, We're Delivering You Some Candy"
Branch Said.

Dickory Blinked.
"Candy.....Did You Be The Saying.....Candy?..."

"Yessssirrrr! Sweet Or Sour?"
Riff Held Up Two Bags.

"Candy?.......Candy!?.....CANDY!??!"
Dickory Shouted.

"CANDY!!!!!!! CANDYY!!!!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!"
Dickory Screamed.

"....."
Branch And Riff Slowly Back Up.

And Ran Away.

"CAAAAANNNDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
Dickory Chased After Them For Some Reason.

~~~

Branch Got Aggravated.
"Man I Hate The Delivery Business..."

"You Said It"
Riff Said.

Branch Turned To Riff.
"Riff?"

"Yo Bro"
Riff Said.

"......Where's All Your Delivery Bags?"
Branch Asked.

"Ohhhh So Like, I Sold Them To Sid Fret"
Riff Gestures.

Sid Fret Held The Bags.
"YOOOO RIFF BRAHHHH, THANKS FOR LIKE......THE BAGS DUDEEEE....HARHARRRR"

Branch Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️ Ughhhhhhh! Okay Okay Whatever, Next Pod"

Branch And Riff Went To The Next Pod.

Branch Knocks.

"I Sure Hope This One Isnt Difficult"
Branch Said.

"Oh C'mon, I'm Sure It'll Be Gnarly"
Riff Insured.

The Door Opened.

Branch Rose His Head.
"Hello Would- 😳"

It Was A Sexy Hot Gorgeous Girl Pop Troll, Whipping Her Hair In A Dreamily Way.

Branch And Riff Turned Full Red.
"😳😳😳😳😳😳"

Riff's Tongue Dropped, Thirsty.
"😦👅😦"

Riff Moved Branch Out The Way.
"Hi 😉"

"What Can I Do For You Boys~"
The Sexy Pop Troll Asked.

"We're Just Ya Know, Sellin These Bags In A Totally kEwL Way"
Riff Replied.

"Oh Is That Soooo~"
The Pop Troll Giggled.

Riff Attempted To Whip His Hair.
"Oh Yeah~ 😏"

"Then Maybe You Can Come In Forrrr.....A Treat~"
The Pop Troll Winked.

"You Read My Mindddd~"
Riff Said.

"YAY! IT WORKED!"
The Pop Troll Shouted.

"Huh?"
Riff Said.

The Pop Troll Took Of Her Mask, To Reveal Cooper.

"HI! :D"
Cooper Said.

"COOPER?????"
Branch Said.

Riff Felt Weird.
".......I-I Have So Many.....Mixed Feelings..."

"What Are You Doing Dress As.....Well Her?"
Branch Asked.

Cooper Shrugs.
"Well, It's A VERY Complicated Story"

Prince D Came Out.
"Uh No It Ain't Man, It's Pretty Simple. Basically, We're Tryna Sneak In To The Girls Night Sleepover At Poppy's Pod"

"Girls Night?"
Branch Said.

"Sleepover?"
Riff Said.

"......Lamps Wearing Binki! :D"
Cooper Said.

"They're Having A Secret Sleepover?! For Only Girls????"
Branch Said.

Prince D Nods.
"Yep, It's Crazy Man"

"So You Two Were Dressing As Girls To Sneak In?"
Riff Asked.

"It Was His Idea"
Prince D Gestures.

"It Was! :D I Look Good Enough To Be Kardashian HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Cooper Laughed.

Both Brothers Went Back Inside.

"A Secret Sleepover? With Only Girls Invited?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
Branch Said.

"YEAH!"
Riff Shouted.

"Just Cause Our Gender Is Different?! And Girls Can Be All giRLy"
Branch Said.

"YEAH!"
Riff Shouted.

"Then They'll Do ALL The Fun Stuff Together, With NO Boys Allowed"
Branch Said.

"YEAH!"
Riff Shouted.

"Stop That-"
Branch Said.

"YE- Oh, Okay. But Wait, Why Do We Care?"
Riff Asked.

"Causeeeee I Don't Think It's Fair For Girls To Have One Night Of Fun Of Just Girly Stuff"
Branch Said.

"Maybe They Just Want Privacy For Their Party"
Riff Shrugs.

"AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! PRIVATE! They'll Keep Secrets From Us Boys In That Sleepover! CAUSE WHAT DO GIRLS ALWAYS DO???"
Branch Said.

Riff Thought.
"Uhhh.....Periods?"

"NO!......well yeah.......BUT NO! THEY ALWAYS HAVE GOSSIP!"
Branch Said.

"OHHHHH RIGHT! Darn, I Wanna Hear Some Juicy Wet Gossip..."
Riff Pouts.

"Well There's No Possible Way To Get Into That Sleepover..."
Branch Said.

"Not Unless We Somehow In A TV Sitcom Way, Dress Up As Girls..."
Riff Said.

💡 Ding!💡

Both Boys Rose Their Heads With The Same Idea.

Both Look At Each Other.

And Laughed.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

"OH MAN! DRESSING UP? AS GIRLS? 😂"
Branch Laughed.

"I KNOW RIGHT?! YOU? AS A GIRL! HA! 🤣"
Riff Laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHA- what's that supposed to mean -.-"
Branch Glared.

"I'm Just Saying, I'd Make A Totally Better Girl Than You"
Riff Smirked.

"Pfff- Yeah Right. I Can Pull Of Anything"
Branch Posed.

"You Can't Even Pull Off That Vest"
Riff Said.

Branch Gasps Offended.
":O"

"So You Can't Pull Off A Girl Either 😌"
Riff Said.

"OH YEAH??"
Branch Said.

Branch Snatched A Random Troll's Purse From Them.

"Hey!"
The Troll Said.

Branch Digged In The Purse And Took Out Lipstick.

Branch Applied Lipstick To His Lips While Glaring At Riff.

Riff Snatched A Random Troll's Purse Too.

"My Purse!"
The Troll Said.

Riff Digged In The Purse For Lipstick And Took It Out.

Riff Applied Lipstick To His Lips While Glaring At Branch.

"-.-"
Both Glared At Each Other While Putting On Lipstick. 💄