(This Episode Will Have 4 Parts)

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~In The Rock Trolls Pod Throne~

Barb Picked Up Her Guitar And Strapped It Over Her Shoulder.

Barb Fixed The Microphone Stand In Front Of Her, Ready To Record.

Barb Inhales And Exhales.
"Here We Go"

"Ready Man?"
Barb Turned Around.

Riff Sat At His Drumset.
"Ready Like Freddy Kruger Barb!"

Barb Glared.
"-.- Don't Be Cringy. How About You Carol?"

Carol Quickly Sat Up From The Couch And Put Her Cheese Can Aside.

Carol Pressed A Button On The Recorder.
"Recording!"

Barb Raised Her Pick And Started Playing Her Guitar And Singing.

🎸 Rock and roll is running
through my veins-🎸

🎸 Electric soul like
wires to my brain-🎸

🎸 I can't be wrong,
don't need direction-🎸

🎸 I can find my way!🎸

Riff Banged His Sticks On The Drums To The Song.

Barb Jumped In The Air With Hard Rock Hand Symbol.

🎸 Play it loud!
Play it loud!🎸

🎸 I got no time for
turning it down!!🎸

🎸 Play it loud!
Play it proud!🎸

🎸 I live it,
I breathe it-🎸

🎸 Don't tell me
I don't need it now!🎸

🎸 Play it loud!🎸

🎸 Sorry I'm not sorry
for being proud!🎸

🎸 Play it loud!!🎸

🎸 Turn it up until
your speakers blow out!🎸

🎸 Until your speakers
blow out!🎸

🎸 Until your speakers
blow out!🎸

🎸 Until your speakers
blow OUT!!!!!! 🎸

As Barb Finishes The Song, A Disc Came Out Of The Recorder. 💿

Carol Took Out The Disc.
"Got It!"

"Ooooo Hoo Hoooo!!! YES! Lemme See!"
Barb Ran To Carol And Took The Disc.

Barb Took Out A Marker And Wrote "Play It Loud" On Top Of The Disc.

Barb's Eyes Sparkle And Sighs Dreamily.

"Isn't It Just Rad 🤩"

Riff Peeked Over Barb's Shoulder.
"Gnarlyyy.."

Barb Hugged The Disc.
"My New Hit Single! ITS GONNA BE SOOOO EPIC!"

"Why Should This Song Be Any More Special Than The Other Songs You Sing?"
Riff Scratched His Head.

"Cause Dude, I Wrote This Song Myself! Annnnd I'm Gonna Publish It So All Of Trollstopia Can Listen!! Or Better Yet- THE WHOLE WORLDDDD!"
Barb Shouted.

"And Hey! You Can Be A Music Superstar Like Rihanna! 😄"
Riff Smiled.

Barb Gave Riff The "Seriously" Look.

".......Or Something 😬"
Riff Finished.

"Rihanna Wishes She Was Me, Okay Man? Plus, I Can Totally Do More High Notes Than Her"
Barb Said.

"Where Are You Gonna Publish It Though?"
Riff Asked.

Barb Thought.
"Hmmm....Probably Not The White House Or Area 51.......HEY CAROL DO YOU-"

Carol Was Sleeping On The Couch, With Cheese Drooling Out Her Mouth.

Barb Sighed.
"Riff Man, Do You Know Where I Can Publi- Omg Why Am I Even Asking You"

"So I Can Early More College Credit For Helping! :D"
Riff Said.

Barb Thought More.
"Hmmmm.....OOH! Maybe Branch Can Help! He's A Dork! And Dorks Areee Smart"

Riff Rubbed His Neck.
"Well I'm A Dork Too So-"

"LATER DUDE! DEBBIE, YOUR IN CHARGE! BRBBBBB!"
Barb Zoomed Out The Throne.

Debbie Flapped Her Wings Next To Riff.

Riff Looked At Debbie And Slowly Waved.
"Heyyyy Deb-"

Debbie Made Her Nawing Noises.

"AH!"
Riff Fell Into A Fetal Position.

~~~

~Outside~

Barb Dashed Outside And All The Way Towards Branch's Bunker.

The K-Pop Gang Stopped In Front Of Barb.
"BARB!"

Barb Stopped.
"Uggh, What Do You 5 Want? I'm Busy!"

"Can You Just Help Us With One Thing?"
Kim-Petit Asked.

"You Have 30 Seconds-"
Barb Crossed Her Arms And Tapped Her Foot.

"Okay So We Asked Wani If She'd Wanna Go Cuddle With Tresillo"
Ari Said.

"Then She Refused"
Baby-Bun Said.

"And Kept Denying That She's Not Obsessed With Him"
Kim-Petit Said.

Wani Groans.
"UGHHHH, I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH TRACEY! He's Not My Type Anyway!"

"Riiiiiiiight...."
The K-Pop Gang Say.

"Yeahhhh I Don't Care- TIMES UP! BUH-BYE!"
Barb Continued Running.

Gomdori Pouts.
"Aweeee, I Want A Boy To Obsess Over!"

Gomdori Turned Her Head And Saw Dickory Next To Hickory At A Food Stand.

Gomdori Gasps With A Big Grin.

Dickory Crossed His Arms, As He Turned Around From Hickory At The Food Stand.

Gomdori Bounced In Front Of Dickory.
"HEY DICKORY!"

Gomdori Bounced Back.
"YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BOYFRIEND!"

Gomdori Bounced Back Again.
"IMMA CALL YOU BOO!"

Dickory Blinks.
"Boo? What Does That Even Mean-"

~~~

~At Branch's Bunker~

Barb Came Down The Elevator.
"Branchhhhh? Bro You Here? I Need Your Help With Something"

Barb Walked Off The Platform And Looked Around.

"Yoooooo Branch! Cmon Man I Need You!"
Barb Called Out.

Barb Turned Her Head Around.
"UGHHH DUDE WHERE ARE-"

Branch's Computer Was In Sight In Front Of Barb. 💻

Barb Gasps.
":O......It's......The Cumpenis...."

Barb Walked Over To The Computer And Examined It.

Barb Hesitated To Touch The Computer.
"Branch Would Really Be Upset If I Messed With This........But He's Not The Boss Of Me And I Don't Care Sooooo..."

Barb Pressed A Button On The Keyboard Quickly.

The Computer Screen Immediately Turned On And Started Up.

"Whoaaaa This Is So Cool!! It's A Machine People Use When They Have No Life"
Barb Said.

Then A Messaged Popped Up On The Computer Screen.

Barb Read It.
"If Your Trying To Sneak Into My Computer, Then Fat Chance Sucker.....Password Required? AWE CMON!"

Barb Tapped Her Head.
"Okay Cmon Cmon What Could Be His Password..."

Barb Thought Of Something And Typed In Something In The Password Box.

Barb Typed In: "PopQueenBooty23"

The Password Was Correct And The Computer Opened To The Home Screen.

Barb Snickers.
"Of Course It Was That-"

Barb Looked All Around The Screen At The Different Apps.

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Look At All This Stuff!"
Barb Said.

Barb Read One Of The Apps.
"Watt....Pad?"

"Huh, Sounds Like A Life I'm Living Right Now"
Barb Looked At The Wattpad Camera.

Barb Turned Back To The Computer And Looked At More Apps.

"Oooo, What's This One? P*rnHub?.....Eh, Probably Not Important"
Barb Shrugged.

Barb Saw One App Called: "Spotify".

"Spotify?"
Barb Raised Her Eyebrow.

Barb Used The Mouse And Clicked On The Spotify App.

The Spotify App Opened Up And Showed A Bunch Of Different Music Streams.

"A Music App! Sickkkk"
Barb Said.

Barb Saw A Section Of "Artists Profiles".

"Artist Profiles?"
Barb Read.

Barb Clicked On It And Saw A List Of Different Music Artists Profiles.

Barb Gasps.
"I Can Become A Popular Rockstar Artist On Here..."

Barb Started To Daydream.
"Just Imagineee..."

💭 💭 💭

Barb Stood Up On A Stage With Millions Of Fans Cheering At Her Concert.

The Fans Were Holding Her Albums, Holding Up Her Posters, And Wearing Her T-Shirts.

"OH YAAAAHHH! BARRRBBB!"
A Random Guy Belly Danced.

Barb Chuckles And Raised Her Arms Proudly.

Everyone Chanted For Barb.
"BARB! BARB! BARB! BARB! BARB!"

💭 💭 💭

Barb Stopped Daydreaming.
"Wowwww 🤩"

Barb Smirked And Clicked On "Create A Profile".

Branch And Poppy Came Out Of Branch's Chocolate Vault Room, Holding Buckets Of Chocolate.

"I'm Tellin You Pops, My Chocolate Frosting Will Make These Cupcakes Taste- BARB!"
Branch Yelled.

"O____O"
Barb Quickly Turned Around.

"The Cupcakes Will Taste Like Barb?"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.

Branch Points At Barb Across The Bunker.

Poppy Saw Barb.
"Ohhhh, Hi Barb!"

Branch Dropped The Bucket And Marched To Barb.

"BARB! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH MY COMPUTER?"
Branch Stood In Front Of His Computer.

"Relax Bro! I Just Needed It For Something Important"
Barb Said.

"Pfff- Yeah Right! What Are You Even On?"
Branch Used His Mouse And Clicked At The Spotify Icon.

"Spotify? What Are You Using That For?"
Branch Questioned.

"I Wanna Become One Of Those Artists And Publish My New Song!"
Barb Held Out Her Disc.

Poppy Took The Disc.
"Play It Loud? Oooo, SOUNDS GREAT!"

"Good For You, But This Is MY Property And You Can't Use It Without Asking"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"Can I Use It?"
Barb Asked.

"No"
Branch Replied.

"Okay-"
Barb Moved Branch Out The Way And Went Back On The Computer.

"Wh-?! I Said No!"
Branch Said.

Barb Shook Her Head.
"Nooooo, You Said I Couldn't Use It Without Asking. Annnd I Asked Soooo..."

"She's Got A Point"
Poppy Said.

"UGHHHH! IT'S MY COMPUTER!"
Branch Moved Barb.

"IT'S CALLED A CUMPENIS, AND I JUST NEED IT REAL QUICK!"
Barb Moved Branch.

"NO!"
Branch Moved Barb Again.

Barb Took The Disc From Poppy And Shoved Branch Again.

"D'OH"
Branch Fell To The Floor.

"YES!"
Barb Grinned Mischievously.

Poppy Helped Branch Back Up.

"NO NO NO WAIT!"
Branch Said.

Barb Then Put The Disc Into The Computer's CD Slot.

"I HAVEN'T PROGRAMMED IT TO TAKE CD'S YET!"
Branch Pulled His Ears.

The CD Shot Back Out Computer.

Barb Caught The Disc.
"Heyyy! Your Cumpenis Puked Back Out My Song Disc!"

"Uhhh What's Happening With The Computer?"
Poppy Gestures.

The Computer's Screen Started Glitching And Malfunctioning.

"IT'S SHORT CIRCUITING!"
Branch Said.

"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LETTING ME PUT THE DISC IN"
Barb Accused.

Branch Very Slowly Turned His Head Towards Barb With A Glare.
">_____________________>"

The Computer Stopped Glitching.

"Hey, It Stopped!"
Poppy Pointed.

Then The Computer Started Shaking Again.

"Orrrr Not"
Poppy Added.

Branch Backed Up Both Girls From The Computer.

The Computer Shot Out A Electric Shock At Barb And Zapped Her In The Computer.⚡

"BARB!"
Poppy And Branch Say.

The Computer Shot Out Another Electric Shock At Poppy And Zapped Her In The Computer Too.⚡

"POPPY!"
Branch Shouted.

Branch Sighed.
"......Guess I'm Next Huh-"

The Computer Shot Out A Final Electric Shock At Branch And Zapped Him Into The Computer Also.⚡

Gary Watched The Whole Thing.
"😲"

~~~

~In A Electrical Path Way~

The 3 Trolls Held Onto Each Other, Screaming As They Were Being Transported At Sonic Speed.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

"WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEE!!!"
Poppy Yelled.

"I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!!!"
Barb Yelled.

"I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGINNN!!!"
Branch Yelled Also.

Both Girls Look At Branch.
"Wha-?"

"Look! I See Light!"
Poppy Pointed Ahead.

The 3 Trolls Zoomed Through The Pathway Towards The Light.

To Unveil A Tube That Was Going Towards....The Internet.

The 3 Looked Amazed.
"Whoaaaaaa...."

The 3 Looked Out The Tube At All The Different Websites And App Buildings.

Websites And Apps Like Snapchat, Instagram, Google, Facebook, Fandango, Amazon, And Other Product Placement For 💰.

"Gnarlyyy..."
The 3 Say Together.

The 3 Get Sent Down The Tube And Down To The Main Homepage Area.

The People Who Were Using The Internet, Are Net-Citizens, Block-Heads Of Dopplergangers Of Real Life People Using The Internet.

The Two Girls Land Safely On The Floor.

While Branch Faceplants On The Floor.
"DOW-"

"What Is This Place..."
Poppy Wondered.

Branch Stood Up.
"Girls, We're In....The Internet"

"LOOK!"
Barb Pointed Across And Ran Away.

"OOO!"
Poppy Followed Barb.

"HEY WAIT!"
Branch Ran After Them.

The 3 Trolls Go To The Edge Of The Homepage Balcony And Look Out Into The View Of The Internet.

"It's So Biggggg..."
Poppy Said.

"Annnnd Dangerousss..."
Branch Said.

Barb Leaned Over The Edge.
"Annnnd Awesomeeee!"

"LETS GO EXPLORE!"
Barb Was About To Leap Over The Edge.

"NO NO NO!"
Branch Stopped Her.

"Seriously Dude?!"
Barb Said.

"Yes Seriously! THIS PLACE CAN BE FULL OF HAZARDOUS THINGS!"
Branch Said.

"But Branchie Look At This Atmosphere! It's Just Admirable!"
Poppy Gestures.

"So Are John Cena's Muscles But That Doesn't Mean We Should Explore His Pecks"
Branch Said.

Barb Thought.
"Oooh! Ooh! Maybe I Can Go To The Spotify App Here And Upload My Song!"

Branch Shook His Head.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! We Are Leaving Here Immediately"

"NO WAY!"
Barb Refused.

"YES WAY!"
Branch Said Back.

"Hey Uh Brancho, Can I Talk To You For A Seccccc"
Poppy Pushed Branch Away.

"Your Not Gonna Try To Talk Me Outta This"
Branch Said.

Poppy Sighs.
"Look, I Get It You Might Get Alllll.....Branch About This Place. But That Song Barb Wrote Really Means Alot To Her And She Really Wants To Share It With The World"

"Yeah I Get That But Look At This Place, It's Not Safe"
Branch Said.

"Then Let's Just Go To Spotify, Help Barb Upload Her Song, Then We Leave. Simple!"
Poppy Smiled.

"But I-"
Branch Said.

Poppy Held Branch's Cheeks.
"Pleasseeeee, Branchie Babyyyy For Meeeeee?"

"-.- Your My Forever Soft Weak Spot....FINE FINE FINE!"
Branch Agreed.

"YAY! Mwah!"
Poppy Kissed Branch's Nose.

Branch Went Back To Barb.
"Okay Barb, We'll Go To Spotify And Get Your Song Uploaded. Then We Leave"

"Deal"
Barb Nods.

"Good, Now Let's Be Quick About It And Get A Move On"
Branch Started Walking.

"Wait!"
Poppy Said.

"Yeah?"
Branch Turned Back Around.

"I'm Kinda Hungryyyyyy Cause I Had A Short Breakfast"
Poppy Rubbed Her Tummy.

"Yeah And I'm Thirsty"
Barb Said.

Branch Groaned Into His Hands.
"Fineeee, Thennnn..."

Branch Looked Around And Glanced At A Place Called: "Pancake Milkshake".

Branch Points Behind Them.
"There's A Cafe Right Over There-"

"YAAAAY!"
Both Girls Zoom To The Place.

"WAIT FOR MEEEE!"
Branch Followed Behind.

~~~

~At Pancake Milkshake~

A Bunny And Kitty Sat Across A Table From Each Other, Waiting To Eat.

Poppy, Branch, And Barb Went Inside And Gasp In The Amount Of Pancakes And Milkshakes.

"Now I'm Even More Hungry..."
Poppy Said.

"Well Hurry Up And Eat"
Branch Said.

"AWWW LOOK! BUNNY AND KITTY!!!"
Poppy Ran Beside The Table.

A Pancake Appeared On The Table.

Poppy Blinked.
"Huh?"

Poppy Touched The Pancake And The Pancakes Slid Over To The Bunny And The Bunny Ate It.

A Milkshake Appeared On The Table.

Poppy Poked The Milkshake Cup, And The Milkshake Slid To The Kitty To Drink.

"Oooooo"
Poppy Said.

"I Think This Is A Game?"
Branch Thought.

"Hmmm 😏..."
Poppy Smirked.

"Pancake!"
Poppy Slid A Pancake To The Bunny.

The Bunny Ate The Pancake.

"Milkshake!"
Poppy Slid The Milkshake To The Kitty.

The Kitty Drank The Milkshake.

"Milkshake!"
Poppy Slid Another Milkshake To The Kitty.

The Kitty Drank The Milkshake Again.

"Pancake!"
Poppy Slid A Pancake.

The Bunny Ate The Pancake Again.

Poppy Kept Sliding More.
"This Is Actually Pretty Relaxing And Fun!"

"Pancake Again!"
Poppy Slid A Pancake.

The Bunny Ate The Pancake And Let Out A Cute Little Burp.

"Heyyy Look What I Found In The Storage Room! More Pancakes!"
Barb Came Out With A Cart Of Pancakes.

The Bunny Got Shook And Knew He Would Be Fuqed Up.
"😦"

Barb Took A Milkshake.
"Mmmm~ Shakey"

Poppy Took Some Pancakes.
"Oooh Lets Go Faster Then!"

Poppy Rapidly Slid Pancakes The Bunny.
"PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE"

The Bunny Kept Trying To Eat Every Pancake Coming His Way.

Poppy Kept Sliding Pancakes.
"EAT LITTLE BUNNY! YOU CAN DO IT!"

Branch Blinked.
"Uhhhh Poppy, You Might Wanna Slow Down On The Bunny And Feed The Kitty For A Lil While..."

The Bunny Got To Biggie's Size And Kept Trying To Eat More.

"Oh Branch, That's Not How The Game Goes. The Kitty Gets The Milkshake.....But The Bunny Gets The Pannnncaaaakeee~"
Poppy Slid Another Pancake To The Bunny.

The Kitty Hid It's Face Under The Table, Scared For His Bunny Friend.

Bunny Was So Full, But Very Slowly Slid The Pancake Into It's Mouth.

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