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Trollex Flew Throughout Trollstopia, Rushing To Find Some Trolls To Help.

"Cmon Cmonnnn! Gotta Find Them! Gotta Find Them!"
Trollex Said To Himself.

Trollex Dashed Through The Trolls Quickly.
"HI, SORRY, EXCUSE ME, PARDON, COMING THROUGHHHH!"

Trollex Flew Past Sid Fret
"SORRY SIDDDD!"

Sid Pouts.
"Heyyyy! Like....Watch Out Dudeeee....Har Har Har Ha-AAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

A Hawk Swooped Down And Snatched Up Sid.

Nearby, Branch And Barb Were Hanging Out Cause, Siblings ViBeZz.

"Then I Was Like, Riff, If You Want To Start Growing Your Pits, Just Do What I Do! Don't Shower 😌"
Barb Said.

"Wait- You Grow Your Arm Pit Hair And Don't Take Showers?"
Branch Questioned.

Barb Glared Up In His Face.
"I Don't Ask You About Your Lifestyle Do I -.-"

Trollex Finally Made It To Them.
"GUYS GUYS GUYS! THERE YOU ARE!"

Both Turn Around.
"Trollex?"

"THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT WE GOTTA DO!"
Trollex Said.

"Like What? Eat Cereal And Lay On The Couch?"
Barb Said.

"Wha- No!"
Trollex Replied.

"Watch Elders Dance To The Hokey Pokey?"
Branch Said.

"Nooo!"
Trollex Replied.

"Slap Chaz Across The Face 50 Times?"
Barb Said.

"NOOOOOO- well.....YEAH NO!"
Trollex Replied.

"Or Maybe Shave Our ARM PIT HAIR, Heh Heh"
Branch Chuckled To Himself.

"-.-"
Barb Punched Branch On The Arm.

Trollex Shook His Head.
"No! So You Know How Poppy's On That 1 Day Camping Trip With Her Dad Today?"

"Yeahhhh?"
Both Say.

"Gonna Miss My Poppifer 😢"
Branch Wiped A Tear.

Trollex Rubbed The Back Of His Head.
"Heh, Welllll Since She's Gone For The Day. She Asked Us To Fill In For....One Of Her Duties Today"

Branch Crossed His Arms.
"And That Is?"

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~At The Trolling Daycare~

"O___O, WATCHING AFTER KIDS?!?!"
Branch And Barb Say.

The Trollings Ran Around The Pod, Doing All Sorts Of Things.

Causing A Ruckus And Making A Mess Everywhere.

One Kid Was Rubbing His Rear Bottom Against The Wall.

"Yeahhhhh 👉"
Trollex Did Finger Guns.

"Oh Great- 🤦‍♂️"
Branch Facepalms.

"Out Of All The Things On Her Tasks, She Asked Us To Do THIS???"
Barb Gestured.

"C'monnnn It's Just A Favor, How Bad Can It Be? They're Just Kids"
Trollex Shrugged.

Branch Sighed.
"Okay, Okay I Handled Kids Before With Poppy So I Think I Know What To- OW!"

Jenny Kicked Branch In The Ankle.
"Hippie"

Branch Held His Ankle.
"DAH OW OW OWIE OW"

"Pfffff-"
Barb Tried Not To Laugh.

"You Were Saying?"
Trollex Said.

Branch Rubbed His Ankle.
"I Was Saying, I Think I Know Just How To- D'OH!"

A Soccer Ball Hit Branch In The Blueberry Double Nuts.

"OOOOOOH....OOH...OOH....my tenders..."
Branch Fell On His Knees, Holding His Area.

Barb Snickers.
"Never Gets Old"

Branch Stood Up.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!"

The Trollings Stop What They Were Doing And Looked Up At Branch.

Branch Stepped Up To The Front.
"LISTEN KIDS!!! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND SIT DOWN!!!"

The Trollings Gave Back Blank Stares.

".......NOW!!!"
Branch Added.

The Trollings Quickly Run To The Middle Of The Carpet, And Sat In Rows.

Branch Cleared His Throat.
"There Go, Now As I Was Saying, Me And Poppy Handled Kids Before And I Know Just How To Entertain Them"

"With Music?"
Trollex Suggested.

"No-"
Branch Replied.

"WITH VIOLENCE! Kids Love Violence!"
Barb Said.

Branch Shook His Head.
"No They Don't, Kids Love- WHOAAA!!!"

Barb Grabbed Branch And Threw Him At Trollex And Both Hit The Wall.

"OW!"
Both Boys Yelp.

"YAAAAAYYYY!!!"
The Trollings Cheer For Violence.

Barb Dusted Off Her Hands.
"See? What'd I Tell Ya 😌"

Branch Pushed Trollex Off Of Him.
"No Barb! Kids Love A Good Story Tale"

Barb Gave Branch The "Seriously" Look.

"What?"
Branch Said.

"Total Lame-fest Bro. Kids Don't Want That"
Barb Said.

"They'll Want It If The Story's Told Good"
Trollex Said.

Branch Nods.
"Yup, I Shall Demonstrate-"

"Okay Boomer-"
Barb Stepper Aside.

Branch Walked Up To The Kids.
"Heyyyy Kidsss, Who Wants To Hear A Good Story!?"

"We Want Poppy!"
A Techno Trolling Said.

"YEAH!"
The Trollings Say.

"Well Too Bad, Cause Ya Got Me. The Branchinator 💪"
Branch Flexed His Muscles.

A Toilet Paper Roll Got Thrown At Branch's Head.

"HEY!"
Branch Said.

"BOOOOOO!!!!!"
The Trollings Shout.

"Boo?!? What Do You Mean Boo!"
Branch Questioned.

"WE WANT POPPY! WE WANT POPPY! WE WANT POPPY!"
The Trollings Chant.

Branch Did The Face.
".______________."

Barb Shoved Branch Away.
"Step Aside Bro, If You Want A Good Story Tale....Then I Shall Provide That"

Barb Pulled Up A Chair And Sat In Front Of The Trollings.

"Sup Kiddos, I'll Be Telling You A Total Wicked Story! That Will Guarantee To Not Be Lame"
Barb Eyeballed Branch.

Branch Glared At Her.
"-.-"

The Trollings Shrug And Listened To Barb.

Barb Cleared Her Throat And Began.
"Now, Our Story Is About A Grumpy Ol' Troll Who Always Hated, Dreaded, And Despised.....The Season...Of Summer"

~📖~

🏖 How The Yodeler
Stole Summer🏖

Our Tale Begins In Trollville, Where The Troll Residents Were Always Happy

No Surprise There, But Particularly Most Happy About...

"SUMMER!!!"
The Trolls Shout.

Around The Summertime, The Trolls Did All Summer Activities You Could Think Of

The Trolls All Jump Into The Big City Pool Together.

The Trolls Have A Big Beach Party At The Lagoon.

The Trolls Went Surfing And Had Water Fights.

The Trolls Layed Along The Sand, Getting A Colored Tan.

Happiness Was All Around Summer

Except For One Troll...

The One Troll Who Couldn't Stand Summer

The One Troll Who Hated Summer Most Of All

The One Troll Who Has A German Accent And Voiced By Flula Borg!

It Was...

Dickory Came Up Out Of His Bunker.
"Blah -.-"

T h e
Y o l d e l e r

🌩 D R A M A T I C
T H U N D E R
&
L I G H T N I N G
S T R I K E 🌩

Dickory Marched Away From His Bunker Home, Looking Grumpy Around The Summer Season.

No One Knew Why The Yodeler Hated Summer

Maybe It Was The Hot Sun

The Sun Waved Down At Dickory.
"Hiya Friend! 🌞"

Dickory Threw A Ice Cube Up At The Sun.

The Sun Got Hit With Coldness.
"AHHHHH!!! AAAAHHH! OH MAMA-"

Maybe It Was The Pool

Dickory Grabbed A Dirty Diaper And Threw It In The Pool.

"AH! FECAL INCIDENT!!!"
Cooper Shouted.

"AAHHHHHHH!!!"
The Trolls Ran Out The Pool.

Maybe It Was The Excessive Use Of Sunglasses

Sid Fret Went Up To Dickory With Sunglasses.
"Heyyy Braaahhhh Ha Ha Haaaa"

Dickory Simply Took Sid's Sunglasses And Snapped Them In Half.

"Aweeee Braaahhh....Ya Dun Broke Ma Shadessss....Harsh Dudeeee"
Sid Said.

Or Maybe It Was The Repeated "Summer" Song By Calvin Harris!

The Trolls Sang And Danced.
🎵 WHEN I MET YOU
IN THE SUMMER!🎵

Dickory Stomped On The Boombox.

No One Ever Knew Or Even Cared

But Rumor Was That Maybe His Heart Was Too Small For Caring About Summer

Dickory Walked Back To His Bunker And Shouted.
"I HATE THE SUMMER TIMEEE!"

"PEH!"
Dickory Spit On The Ground.

Dickory Went Down The Bunker Elevator, Crossing His Arms.

Though The Yodeler Might've Seemed Lonely-

But He Had A Worm Pet Named...

"MR. MAXLES!"
Dickory Shouted.

Mr. Maxles Scooted Into The Room.
"Meep"

"Oh Mr. Maxles, This Summer Season Gets Worse EVERY YEAR! AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!"
Dickory Jumped Angrily.

".....Why Am I In This Story Bruh"
Mr. Maxles Sighed.

Even Out Of All The Trolls In Trollville That Didn't Worry About The Yodeler

There Was One Littl Girl Who Actually Cared For The Yodeler

CJ Suki Sighed, Looking Out Her Window At The Yodeler's Bunker.

"Poor Yodeler...He Deserves Summer Cheer Like Everyone!"
CJ Told Herself.

Until One Night...As The Yodeler Thought More And More....He Got A Wicked Menacing And Grinchy Idea

Dickory Got A Idea.
"If The Summer Season Won't Go Away....I'll Have To Take It Away..."

Dickory Did The Iconic Grinch Grin.

🎵 You're a mean one-🎵

🎵 You really are a-🎵

Yeah Yeah, We're Not Doing That Song Montage-

Dickory Snuck Out His Bunker With A Large Sack And Went Towards Trollville.

So Thus, The Yodeler Went Out....To Steal The Summer From Trolls

Dickory Invaded All The Troll Pods And Stole Everything Related To Summer.

Pool Toys, Summer Clothes, Beach Items, Boomboxes, And Even A Dwayne Johnson Photograph.

But Then, The Little Girl Heard The Yodeler's Noise And Came Down Stairs

Dickory Hid Behind A Lamp.

CJ Looked Out The Window And At The Stars.
"Oh Summer Spirit, Please Give The Yodeler Some Summer Cheer....He Deserves It More Than Anyone"

The Yodeler Then Started To Get A Little In His Feelings....Understanding That The Little Girl Actually Cared For Him

Dickory Frowned With A Tear Slowly Coming Down.

OH BOOHOOO

BOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

SUCH A SAAAAD MOMENTTTT, Blah Blah Blah-

Soon The Next Morning, The Trolls In Trollville Realized Their Summer Things Were Gone

But Still Knew The Summer Spirit Cheer Was In Their Hearts

Dickory Watched The Trolls From Up Above And Cried, Knowing What He Did Was Wrong.

And His Heart Grew 3x As Big. ❤

Dickory Turned To Mr. Maxles.
"OH MR. MAXLES, COME HERE FOR A HUG"

Mr. Maxles Backed Up.
"You Bout' To Cross The Line Man-"

And So, The Yodeler Returned The Summer Items And Made Peace With The Little Girl And Trollville

Dickory And CJ Hugged With Big Smiles.

All Living Happily Ever After...

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UNTIL EVERYONE WAS ATTACKED BY PYSHCOPATH MONKEY WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!