~Meanwhile~

Later On, At The Trollstopia Market, Poppy, Branch, Trollex, & Barb Were Gathered Around A Table, Hanging Out Together.

"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!"
Poppy, Barb, And Trollex Were Chanting And Banging On The Table.

The Cheering Was Brought On By Branch Trying To Stuff As Much Fudge Balls As He Can Into His Mouth

"MMM..MMM..."
Branch Shoved Another Fudge Back Into His Stuffed Cheeks, Making It Only 199.

"No Way!"
Trollex Said.

"He'll Never Make It To 200! Maybe It Depends On The Type Of Balls.."
Barb Thought.

"Oh Don't Listen To Them Branchie, You Can Do It! Hit 1 More For 200!"
Poppy Slid Branch The Plate Of One More Fudge Ball.

"MMMH!"
Branch Nodded And Slowly Grabbed The Last Fudge Ball.

"😱😱😱"
Poppy, Barb, And Trollex Gasped In Suspense.

Branch Tried Pushing The Last Fudge Ball Into His Mouth With All His Might, Soon Enough To Make It Fit.

"....200 FUDGE BALLS!"
Branch Muffled Proudly With His Mouth Full.

"YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!"
Poppy And Trollex Cheered.

"Showoff"
Barb Blurted.

"HEEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!!"
Guy Suddenly Appeared, Slamming The Table.

"PFFFFFFFFFFF-"
Branch Spit Out All The Fudge Balls At Sudden.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW- DAH!"
Barb Got Hit With All The Balls And Flung Back On The Ground.

"I Guess That Shows Her Off And Away From The Table"
Branch Smirked.

"HHHH...HHHH...HHHH..."
Guy Hyperventilated With Stressed Red Eyes.

"Guy? Are You Okay?"
Poppy Asked Concerned.

"NO POPPY, NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST! YOU WANNA KNOW WHYYY?!?!?"
Guy Said.

"I'm Sure You'll Tell Us-"
Branch Wiped The Fudge Off His Mouth.

"TINY DIAMOND IS LOSTTTTT!!! GONE! AWAY! TO WHO KNOWS WHERE!!!"
Guy Yelled.

"WHAT?!?!"
Poppy And Trollex Said Gasping.

"Again? Isn't Like The Second Time He's Been Lost Then You & Poppy Had To Find Him That One Time?"
Branch Said.

Guy Grabbed Branch.
"THIS IS DIFFERENT YOU WRINKLE EYES! HE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL! HIS TEACHER SAID HE NEVER MADE IT...WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HIM!"

"WAAAAHHHH 😭......my poor boyyy...all gone.."
Guy Faceplanted His Face On The Table.

"Awwww.."
Poppy And Trollex Rubbed Guy's Back.

Barb Sat Up From The Ground.
"And This Is Bad Why Exactly?"

"-.-"
Everyone Glared Down At Barb.

"Going Back"
Barb Went Back On The Ground.

"Okay Guy, Let's Calm Down And Not Think Of Anything Rash Yet. When Was The Last Time You Saw Him?"
Poppy Asked.

Guy Sniffed, Wiping His Tears.
"At This Morning's Breakfast Bunch...Then He Just Went Off To School....Or So As He Said"

"Well Is There Anything He Could've Said Or Hinted At That Where He Could Be?"
Trollex Questioned.

"Only Thing Is That He Said He Was Gonna Go Off To School...Either That Or His Strange Attitude Of The Waffles- GAAASSSSPPP! THAT'S IT! IT WAS THE BURNT WAFFLES BRANCH SERVED! IT'S BRANCH'S FAULT FOR HORRIBLE COOKING!!!"
Guy Pointed And Accused At Branch.

"Right .____."
Branch Replied.

"Maybe He Went Off To A Better Breakfast Restaurant For Better Waffles! No Offense Branch"
Poppy Said.

"A Lot Taken -.-"
Branch Glared.

"OFF TO THE TROLLSTOPIA WAFFLEHOUSE!"
Trollex Shouted.

"I'M COMING MY SON!"
Guy Shouted As He Zoomed Off With Poppy & Trollex.

"Ugh, Here We Go"
Branch Followed Behind.

Barb Remained On The Ground.
"So....I Guess You're Just Leaving Me Here"

~~~

~Out In The Deep Forest~

On His Own And With A Good Amount Of Courage In His Soul, Tiny Diamond Was Venturing Through The Forest, In Order To Find His Real Dad.

As He Walked, Tiny Sang To Himself, With Some Beatboxing, For Encouragement.
"Juuussst the two of us,
But my dad isn't my daaaad
Now to find a new one, yes i ammm!"

Tiny Stopped To Think Of A Plan.
"Alright, That Rhinestone Dude Said That Relatives Share The Same Genes As One Another. So I Just Gotta Find The Right Person That Shares All My Adoring Qualities To Be My Daddy!"

Tiny Reached Into His Backpack And Took Out Paper & Pencil.
"Gotta Make A List. Hmmm...Has To Be Made Of Glitter, Have Fire Rapping Skills, Or Be As Tiny As A Shawty Like Me!"

"Ha Haaa! I'm Sure To Find My Real Daddy Now. I Shall Start By Finding A Daddy Made Of Glitter!"
Tiny Pointed At His List.

Tiny Looked Around The Forest Area Then Cleared His Throat.
"Ahememem....AYOOO!!!! IS THERE ANY DADDY MADE OUT OF GLITTER HERE IN THESE HOOD WOODS!!!!"

Of Course, No One Responded And The Forest Remained Quiet To Tiny's Outburst.

"I Know Someone Heard Me, It's A Quiet Forest Joint"
Tiny Said To Himself.

Suddenly, A Giant Drop Of A Sparkly Blob Dropped Behind Of Tiny And Began To Morph Up High.

"Now Someone Up In Here Is Gonna Respond To My Demand Because My Potential Kanye West Loving Self IS GONNA FIND HIMSELF A DAD....dy.."
Tiny Slowly Turned Around Behind Him.

The Sparkly Blob Moprhed Up Very High Above Tiny, Leaving A Huge Shadow Hovering Over Him As He Didn't Move.

".....Hey There Lil' Man! You Seemed To Be Lost Out Here! Need Some Help?"
The Sparkly Blob Asked Happily.

The Sparkly Blob Was Actually A Giant Moprhing Creature Made Of Entirely Glitter Called "The Changeling", Who Can Change Into Anything Made Of Glitter.

Tiny Blinked.
"Uhhh Yeah....Sort Of? Um, Who Are You?"

"Why I'm The Changeling! The Creature Of Enourmous Morphs! I Can Be Anything I Put My Mind Into!"
The Changeling Introduced.

"Huh"
Tiny Tilted His Head.

"Like So- BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!"
The Changeling Rapidly Morphed Into Different Forms.

"Ooo! And Also Made Of The Most Beautiful Glitter!"
The Changeling Gestures To His Body.

Tiny Felt Along The Glitter Skin Of The Changeling.
"You Don't Say....😱, Waaaitttt A Second! Did You Say Glitter?!"

The Changeling Nodded
"Yup! Made Full Of Glitter!"

"Ooooo, And You Don't Happen To Be Missing A Long Lost Son....Would You?"
Tiny Asked.

The Changeling Thought.
"Hm, Well I Did Lose A Piece Of My Skin A Few Months Back But Who Knows Where They Could've Ended Up"

"Ended Up Right Here! DADDYYYY!"
Tiny Leaped With Joy And Hugged The Changeling.

"Awww, Wait- Daddy??? By Who?"
The Changeling Asked.

"You Can Be My New Daddy!"
Tiny Told The Changeling.

"New Daddy? W-Whoa...I've Always Wanted A Son....Father & Son It Is!"
The Changeling Agreed.

"AWEEE YEAHHH! NEW FAM UP IN HERE!"
Tiny Cheered And Did A Lil Dance.

"And Ooo! I Got The Perfect Form For That! TA-DAAAA!"
The Changeling Morphed Into A Different Form, In The Shape Of Guy Diamond.

Once Tiny Seen The Changeling Morphed Into A Replica Of His Father, He Immediately Got Bad Memories Of Him Not Being His Father, Making His Ears Go Down.

"Sorry...I Um...Last Minute Change In Mind. You're Not My Dad, My Mistake Sir"
Tiny Sighed And Picked Up His Backpack.

"I'll Be Going Now"
Tiny Was About To Walk Off.

The Changeling Grabbed Tiny And Hugging Him Tight.
"OH I CAN TELL WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST FATHER & SON DUO! FOREVER!"

" J U U U S S T T
T H H H E E
T W W O O O
O O O F F F
U S S S S . . . 🤡 👨‍👦 🤡 "
The Changeling Said In A Slow Demonized Voice.

"O__________________________O"
Tiny's Eyes Widen In Horror, Knowing He Didn't Find The Right Dad.

~~~

After Meeting The First Dad On His List, Tiny Moved On And Walked More Into The Forest.

Tiny Straightened Himself.
"Well He Was Borderline Child Abduction...No Sweat Though! I'm Sure The Next Daddy I Find Will Be More Cool! Now Let's Seeee.."

Tiny Scrolled Down His List.
"The Next Daddy Shouldddd...Have The Rap Genes! YES! A DADDY WHO CAN RAP!"

Tiny Stopped To Think.
"But Where Am I Gonna Find A Daddy That Can Rap? Rapping Skills Are Rare To Have And Kanye Can Relate To That- WHOA WHAT THE-"

Suddenly, The Ground Started To Shake And It Rose Tiny From The Ground On A Long Orange Body.

Tiny Held On Tightly.
"AYE AYE, I DIDN'T ORDER A BOOTLEG GODZILLA DADDY!"

The Large Creature's Face Came Foward To Tiny On It's Body, To Reveal Itself.

".....Ayyyy!
It's the day that I first meet you,
Your heart sounds pure and kind;
Your smile is sweet and innocent,
Could yo name be Vincent??"
The Creature Rapped At Sudden.

"Uhhh...Nooo?...Heh"
Tiny Smiled Awkwardly.

Tiny Took A Good Glance At The Creature, Who Was Known As A "Microaffe", A Hybrid Creature Of A Giraffe With A Microphone Tail That Raps Everything It Says.

"Can I Ask Who Are You Exactly?"
Tiny Asked.

"Yo I'm the mircoaffe,
Can't fit in a raft,
Get to know me,
And we'll vibe like a bee!"
The Mircoaffe Rapped His Introduction.

Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.
"The Mircroaffe? PFFFT- Sounds Like The Start Of A Bad Joke"

"Hey, no harm done
It's our friendship that's won
Gonna hang out with you
And ay, you know it's true"
The Microaffe Winked.

Tiny Jumped Back On The Ground.
"Okay You're Weird Bro...But I'm Also Weird. And You Rap! And I Also Rap! GODLY BISCUITS, YOU CAN BE MY DADDY!"

"Say i like your conclusion,
Us together will make a lit fusion,
Being a daddy, well that's all good
I can likely say, welcome to my hood"
The Microaffe Gestured To The Forest.

Tiny Blinked.
"Alrightttt Seems Like You Rap You Say Which Can Get Annoying But Can't Blame A Guy For Spitting Some Bars So.."

Tiny Jumped To Hug The Microaffe.
"DADDDDYYYY! 😄"

"You were born, and now you're here
In your eye, I see a tear
Time flies and already I'm daddy
We can rap about diamonds, whaddya say laddie?"
The Mircroaffe Held His Microphone Tail At Tiny.

Tiny Realized The Word "Diamond" Made Him Remembered His Daddy, Guy Diamond, And Instantly Lost Interest In The Mircroaffe For A Dad.

"Rap About Diamonds?? Yeah Imma Have To Pass, That Word Is Forbidden From My Rap Category. Sorry, My Guy"
Tiny Slid Back Down And Began To Walk Off.

The Mircroaffe Followed Behind Tiny As He Walked Away.
"Where you going? We can relate!
Being your daddy, well that's just fate.
If you stay here, I can take care of your pelvis
C'mon lil guy, it's better than elvis!"

"Ain't No Way You Rhymed Pelvis With Elvis...YOU MANIACCCCC!!!"
Tiny Sprinted Away As Fast As He Could.

"WAIT THERE SON, WE CAN RAP LIKE KANYE!
IT'S NO BIGGIE, WE WON'T GET HIGH!!!"
The Mircroaffe Shouted Out.

~~~

~During The Night~

Now With Two Failed Attempts To Find Good Fitting Dads, Tiny Kept Walking Throughout The Forest And Started Getting Tired.

Tiny Sighed.
"Hhhh...Well, Can't Find No Daddy That Can Rap, Be Covered In Glitter...How Can This Get Any Worse For Me!"

All At Sudden, Tiny Collapsed To The Ground With A Slight Sound Crack In His Lower Body.

"AH! Awe Dangit! Now My Pelvis Actually Hurts!"
Tiny Rubbed His Torso.

Tiny Sat Up And Tried To Sit Comfortably.
"Uggghhhh, This Is The Worst Daaay! No Glitter Dad! No Rapper Dad! I Didn't Even Find A Small Tiny Dad Like Me!"

A Little Crawling Sound Can Be Heard Around Tiny, As He Turned His Head Around To See Where It's Coming From.

Suddenly, A Very Tiny Creature Called "Sparkle-Ant", Crawling Up On Tiny's Nose Being A Sparkly Ant With A Colorful Bottom.

"YooHooo! Hiya There Pal!"
Sparkle-Ant Waved.

Tiny Looked Directly At Sparkle-Ant From His Nose.
"Hiiii? What Are You Now?"

"Why I'm Sparkle-Ant! The Ant To Help Make All Creatures Happy With A Proud Spark! 😊"
Sparkle-Ant Smiled Proudly.

Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.
"Okaaay? Well I Definitely Need A Spark Right Now But I Don't Know If-"

"Oh Don't Worry! I Can Help You With Your Spark! I Hear You're Looking For A New Dad! Well Look No Further Son!"
Sparkle-Ant Said.

"Really? You? As My New Daddy?"
Tiny Said Confused.

Sparkle-Ant Hopped Down On The Ground.
"Yep! Now I May Be Small, But I Surely Have A Heart Of Gold To Be Any Needing Child's Father! I Want To Bring Joy To The World, And What Better Way Than To Help A Little Innocent Child With Receiving Happiness! So, Whaddya Say? Son 😉"

Tiny Stared Blankly At Sparkle-Ant, Then Stomped On It With His Foot, With No Hesitation.

Tiny Sighed.
"I Mind As Well Face It, I'm A Dadless Butt Naked Glitter Boy"

"I Share No DNA With Anyone 😣"
Tiny Hugged His Knees With His Head Down.

"I Humbly Disagree With That Lil' One!"
A Voice Said From Afar.

Tiny Rose His Head And Turned Around To See Where The Voice Came From.

Tiny Looked Closely At The Dark Forest, To See A Familar Shadow Approaching Him.

Sir Rhinestone, The Laboratory Scientist, Came By To See Tiny.
"Remember Me?"

"Rhinestone Dude? Oh How Can I Forget The Guy That Got My Mind Jumbled With DNA! What Are You Even Doing Here?"
Tiny Crossed Hid Arms.

"Well You Weren't In Your Class Today As You Said You Would Come Back To Share Your DNA Test Results With The Class. Why Is That?"
Sir Rhinestone Asked.

"Well, I Tested It With My Daddy's DNA Hair Sample And...It Was A False Negative Result...He's Not My Real Daddy"
Tiny Frowned A Bit.

"Oh Really? Huh, Are You Sure You Did It Right Tiny?"
Sir Rhinestone Questioned.

"Yes! I Followed Each Instruction! I Was Literally Sid The Science Guy For A Whole Montage!....Which Loses My Street Cred"
Tiny Pouted.

"Well How Would You Feel About Trying Another DNA Test? This Time, I'll Help You With It"
Sir Rhinestone Suggested.

"Really? I Don't Know...I Don't Wanna Get Into My Feelings Again Knowing It's Negative From My Daddy"
Tiny Rubbed His Shoulder.

Sir Rhinestone Thought.
"Hm...Then How About We Try With Someone Else's DNA Other Than Your Dad?"

Tiny's Ears Perked Up And Looked Up At Sir Rhinestone, Intrigued Of The Idea Of Trying Another DNA Test.

~~~

~In The Morning~

At The Trollstopia Wafflehouse, Poppy, Branch, Barb, Trollex, & Guy Diamond All Stayed There All Day And Overnight To See If Tiny Would Come Back There.

Trollex Was Curled Up In A Ball, Snuggling With His Tail, While Poppy & Branch Were Sleeping Close To Each Other With Waffle Crumbs On Their Mouths, While Barb's Face Was Faceplanted In A Pile Of Syrup.

Meanwhile, Guy Diamond Was Staring Out The Window, Hoping To Catch The Moment When Tiny Comes Back.

Guy Was Looking Out For His Son All Night, And Was Starting To Believe His Son Wouldn't Come Back.

Guy Sighed.
"Hhhh...He's Not Coming Back Guys...I Feel As If-"

Guy Glanced At The Trolls Sleeping As They Fell Asleep Hours Ago From Helping Looking Out For Tiny.

"Guys? Guys??? Ugh, BREAKFAST IS READY!"
Guy Blurted Out Loudly.

"EGGS!"
Trollex Blurted As He Woke Up.

"BACON!!"
Poppy & Branch Blurted As They Woke Up Too.

"SAUSAGES!!!"
Barb Blurted As She Woke Up With Her Face Covered In Syrup.

Trollex Looked Around For Breakfast.
"Uhhh, Where's The-?"

"There Is No Breakfast -.-"
Guy Replied.

"You Dare Mock The Most Important Meal Of The Day -.-"
Barb Glared.

Branch Rubbed His Eyes.
"Ugh, How Long Have We Been Here?"

"Guessing From Barb's Face, Overnight"
Trollex Gestured.

"Hey! These Black Rings Are Makeup"
Barb Said.

"N-No I Meant The...Forget It"
Trollex Said.

"Yeesh How Much Waffles Did We Eat?"
Poppy Wiped His Crumbs Off.

"Enough For Biggie's Parents To Stop Overfeeding Him"
Branch Said.

"Oooh, You A Got Lil-"
Poppy Wiped Some Of Branch's Crumbs Off And Licked Some Syrup Off His Cheek.

"Mm, Sweet~"
Poppy Winked And Got Up.

Branch Smirked And Nudged Barb.
"She Said Sweet. Like Peaches~"

"You Are Gross-"
Barb Said At Branch With Disgust.

"Sorry Guys, Tiny Still Hasn't Returned All Day And Night! My Little Boy Might Never Come Back.."
Guy Frowned With His Ears Down.

Poppy Rubbed Guy's Back.
"Awe, I'm Sorry Guy. But Don't Lose Hope! I'm Sure Tiny Will Show Up In No Time! Maybe In The Way You Least Expect"

Branch Looked Out The Window.
"Well Here He Comes In A Lab Coat With A Scientist By His Side"

"WHAT?!?!"
Guy Looked Out In Window Quickly.

Sir Rhinestone & Tiny Diamond Were Both Approaching The Wafflehouse Together.

Guy, Poppy, Barb, And Branch Gasped.
"TINY!!!"

The 4 Trolls Ran Out Of The Wafflehouse As Fast As They Can, Leaving Trollex Inside.

Trollex Blinked, Staying Still.
"So...I Guess Really No Breakfast Huh 🙁"

~~~

All The Trolls Came Outside Of The Wafflehouse To Greet Tiny Back With Open Arms.

Guy Ran To His Son, With The Happiest Smile.
"TINNNYYYY! OH MY SON, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK! I'VE MISSED YOU SO-"

"Nice To See You Too Mr. Diamond"
Tiny Greeted.

Guy Started To Slow Down And Stop.
"Heh, Ummm...Yeahhh. Are You Alright Tiny?"

"I'm Doing Ight Mr. Diamond"
Tiny Replied.

"Mr. Dia- Why Are You Calling Me That, It's Me, Daddy! And Who's This Troll Wearing Smart Clothes?"
Guy Gestured To Sir Rhinestone.

"Oh That's Sir Rhinestone! He Works Down At The Trollstopia Laboratory"
Poppy Said.

"Hello Queen Poppy. And Nice To Make Your Acquaintance Guy Diamond"
Sir Rhinestone Put His Hand Out.

"Uhh Same? You Know My Name?"
Guy Shook Sir Rhinestone's Hand Awkwardly.

"Yep, Tiny Here Has Told Me All About You"
Sir Rhinestone Replied.

"Well That's Great! And I Really Glad You Brought My Son Back Safe And Sound!"
Guy Grinned.

"Um, About That Mr. Diamond-"
Sir Rhinestone Said.

"Tiny, Why Are You Wearing That Lab Coat? Remember, We're A Nude-Full Family"
Guy Told Him.

"Well Uh-"
Tiny Rubbed His Hands Together.

"He's Wearing That Lab Coat Because His Father Encouraged Him That He'd Look Great In It"
Sir Rhinestone Said.

"Pffft, I Wouldn't Say That. Not That It Doesn't Look Great On My Son, But It's Not Our Style"
Guy Shrugged.

"I Believe You Mean, My Son"
Sir Rhinestone Corrected.

Guy Raised His Eyebrow Then Chuckled.
"Hah, Your Son? What Are You Talking About?"

"Tiny"
Sir Rhinestone Gestured To Speak.

"Well Uhm, Mr. Diamond, Sorry To Say This But...You're Not Biologically My Real Daddy"

Poppy, Branch, And Trollex Gasped Together.
"😧😧😧"

"Oh Snap 🙂"
Barb Reacted.

"W-Wh-What? What Do You Mean? Of Course I'm Your Real Daddy. What Makes You And This Science Boomer Say That?"
Guy Asked.

"Well Um...The Other Night, I Took Home This Lab DNA Testing Kit From School And Tested Our DNA Samples To It And Well...The Results Were Negative 👉👈"
Tiny Replied.

"Then Last Night, We Retook The Test With My DNA Sample With Tiny's And.."
Sir Rhinestone Handed Guy The Results Sheet.

Guy Took The Results And Read It.
"....Positive..?"

Poppy Held Her Heart.
"Oh No.."

"Sir Rhinestone Is My Real Daddy"
Tiny Told Guy.

"And Tiny Diamond Is My Long Lost Son"
Sir Rhinestone Added.

"ENOUGH, YOU KNAVE! 🍳"
Branch Held Up A Frying Pan At Sir Rhinestone.

"Before You Do Anything Harsh Unc- I Mean Um. Branch. My Daddy Rhinestone Here Has Asked Queen Poppy To Make Sure This Is All Confirmed"
Tiny Said.

"You're Right! Poppy! You Can See This Is A Mistake Right! He Has To Be Lying"
Branch Said.

Poppy Took The DNA Results And Read It Over Quickly 2 Times.
"Um...I'm Sorry Guys But...This Is Legitimately Real Results"

"As It Should Be"
Sir Rhinestone Took The Results Back.

Guy Kneeled Down To Tiny.
"B-B-But Tiny...I'm Your Father. It's Always Been Just The Two Of Us."

"Once Mr. Diamond....Once. Now It's Just The Two Of Me And Daddy Rhinestone"
Tiny Gestured.

"Tiny, C'mon.."
Guy Said With Hurt In His Eyes, Opening His Arms.

"I Love And Appreciate All You Did, But Now It's Time To Move Onto My Real Life"
Tiny Backed Up From Guy.

"As I Can See It's Hard To Say Goodbye For All Of You, You'll All Be Able To Visit Tiny Anytime You'd Like In His New Home At The Trollstopia Laboratory!"
Sir Rhinestone Told Them.

"Eeeuugghh...Science Home"
Trollex Shivered.

"C'mon Son, Let's Get You Settled Into Your New Home, Your Real Home"
Sir Rhinestone Said At Guy.

"B-But.."
Guy Couldn't Speak, As He Was Speechless.

Sir Rhinestone & Tiny Both Began To Walk Away Off To The Trollstopia Laboratory, As Tiny Tried Not To Look Back At His Old Father.

"Tiny.."
Guy Said Under His Breath, In The Most Heartbreaking Tone And Tears Forming In His Eyes, From Losing His Only Son.

".....That's A Drag Man"
Barb Patted Guy's Shoulder.

Poppy, Branch, And Trollex All Glared At Barb Annoyed.
"-.-"