In Pop Village, Z Is Hosting The Volunteer Draft And Everyone Is Excited To Do Their Part.

"Trolls In Need Of Help. A Community Eager To Lend A Hand. But Who Will Be Chosen? We'll Find Out At... The Volunteer Draft!" Z Announced.

All Of The Trolls Cheered.

"And With The First Pick In The Draft, Delta Needs Teaching Her Niece, Clampers, How To Ride Her Bicycle." Z Said.

The Crowd Said, "Aw!"

"So, Delta, Who's It Going To Be?" Z Asked As She Passed The Microphone To Delta.

"Um..."

The Trolls Are Trying To Convince Delta To Help Her.

"Um... Well, I Choose... Synth!" Delta Said.

"Yeah!" Synth Exclaimed, High Fiving Val Thundershock.

"Whoo!" Synth Cheered.

"Wow, My First Volunteer Draft As A Prince!" Cooper Exclaimed.

"And My First Volunteer Draft! Is It Just Me Or Do Guys Feel Really Great Right Now?" Branch Asked.

"Not Just You Two. That's What Helping Trolls In Need Does." Rhythm Stated.

"It Brings Out The Very Best In Us. I Love You." Blues Said.

"I Love You, Too."

"Ooh!" The Two Funk Trolls Said As They Hugged Each Other.

"This Feels Great." Rhythm Said.

"I Know." Blues Said.

"And With The Second Pick In The Draft, Lownote Jones Needs... "Help Getting His Sousaphone Unclogged"? Is There A Kid In That Thing?" Z Asked, Confused.

Lownote Jones Took The Microphone And Said, "I Choose..."

"Me, Me, Me, Me! Me!" Cooper Exclaimed.

"Laguna Tidepool, Time To Scrub In, Baby!" Lownote Declared.

"You Got It, Lownote Jones. Yeah!" Lauguna Tidepool Exclaimed.

"Huh. I Thought We Were A Shoo-in There." Cooper Said.

But Be Patient, Cooper. We'll Get Picked. It's Just A Matter Of Time." Branch Assured.

***

The Volunteer Draft Was Almost Over And Cooper Still Hasn't Got Picked.

Z Said, "And With the Last Pick In The Draft..."

"Us, Right Here!" Cooper Called.

"Sheriff Gus, Who Do You Choose?" Z Asked.

"Let Me See." Laguna Said.

"Us! Come On, Please!" Branch Pleaded.

"I'll Take... The Rock!" Gus Said.

"The Rock? But You Need Someone To Teach How To Play A Guitar, And You Picked A Rock?" Branch Asked, Confused.

"Well, Frankly, Boys, It Wouldn't Be My First Choice, But We All Know Cooper Gets Carried Away In These Kinds Of Situations And How Branch Doesn't Like To Be Bothered, So... You're Welcome!" Gus Explained.

"B-But... "Get Carried Away"?" Cooper Asked, Confused.

""Hate To Be Bothered"? What Does That Mean? We Really Want To Help." Branch Said.

"Don't Take It So Hard, Guys. Everyone Just Knows How You Are. You're Not Exactly Known As A Troll Who Doesn't Know When To Stop Being A Clown For A Minute. As For You, Branch, You Weren't Exactly Known As A Troll Who Was Eager To Lend A Hand." Z Explained.

***

Everytime Trolls Wanted Cooper To Do Something, He Takes It Too Far.

***

Harper Was Walking Towards Branch's Bunker With A Measuring Cup.

"Can I Burrow A Cup Of Sugar?" Harper Asked.

Then, A Lot Of Fireworks Came Out Of The Ground.

"Half A Cup?" She Asked, Nervously.

The Fireworks Started To Light Up, Causing Harper To Get Scared.

***

"That's Just Who I Am. [Sighs] I Learned To Stop Being A Kid And Grow Up." Cooper Said.

"And That Was The Old Me. I Learned To Love This Community Since Then, And I Wanted To Do My Part. We Just Need A Chance To Show Everyone That." Branch Said.

"You Two Did It! You Guys Said The Words I've Been Waiting For You Guys To Say Those Words My Whole Life!" Z Said.

"You Have?" Cooper Asked.

"Yep. I Never Said Anything Because I Didn't Want To Pressure You Guys. It's Just... I'm So Proud To Hear You Two To Say That." Z Said As She Hugged Cooper And Branch.

"We're Panicking. We're Panicking. We're Panicking. We're Panicking." A Purple Furred And Green Haired Funk Troll Said She Is Walking With A Little Blue Striped And Turquiose Hair Funk Troll.

"Flare? Cosmo?" Z Asked.

The Two Funk Trolls Turned Around And Smiled At Z.

"Hey, Z." Flare Said.

"Big Z!" Cosmo Exclaimed As She Hugged Zs Leg.

"Hey. Oh, Cooper, Branch, This Is Flare And Her Daughter, Cosmo. Flare, Cosmo, This Is One Of My Big Brothers, Prince Cooper, And Friend, Branch." Z Introduced.

"Nice To Meet You, Girls. Z, How Do You Know Them?" Cooper Asked.

"I'm Cosmo's Babysitter. Flare Is One Of The Tour Guides In Vibe City. Speaking Of Tour Guides, Flare, How's The Tour Guiding?" Z Asked.

"Yeah, No Offense, But You Seem A Little... Off?" Branch Stated.

"Yeah, Everything Is Not Good. Oh, No! Please Tell Me We Didn't Miss The Volunteer Draft." Flare Said.

"Sorry, Flare. You Somewhat Missed." Z Said.

"Why? Is Everything Okay?" Cooper Asked.

"Mommy's A Troll In Desperate Need Of Assistance." Cosmo Stated.

"Cosmo's Right." Flare Said, Sobbing.

"Don't Worry Flare. Help Is Right Here." Branch And Cooper Said.

"Oh, Branch? Cooper? You Two Want To Help?" Flare Asked, Shocked.

"Whatever You Need, We're Your Trolls." Branch Stated.

"Lay It On Us." Cooper Said.

Cosmo Looked At Z.

"Is That True, Big Z?" Cosmo Asked, Whispering.

"Not Exactly. They're Desperate. This Conversation Stays Between Us." Z Answered, Whispering.

"Very Well. As You Might Know, I'm Debuting A Brand New Tour Tomorrow." Flare Explained.

"Of Course! Everyone In Trollstopia Is Counting Down The Minutes." Z Stated.

Cosmo Said, "Yeah, But What You Don't Know Is..."

Flare Giggled, Nervously, And Said, "... There Is No Tour!"

Branch, Coopr And Z Gasped.

***

In Vibe City's Tour Booth, Flare Took Down A Poster Of The New Tour.

"What A Diaster!" Flare Said As She Puts Her Head Down.

"How Can There Be No Tour, Flare? You And Cosmo Have Been Preparing It For Weeks." Z Stated.

"Right You Are. You See, I'm Supposed To Give A Tour To Every Troll From Every Kingdom In Pop Village." Flare Said.

"Mommy's Even Picked A Location. That Island That Recently Popped Up In The Middle Of The Lagoon?" Cosmo Asked.

"Mystery Island?" Cooper Asked.

"That Would Make A Great Tour." Branch Said.

"I've Always Wanted To Explore Mystery Island, But I Never Found Time To." Z Said.

"Mommy Thought So, Too!" Cosmo Said.

***

Flare And Cosmo Was Getting Ready For The Tour.

"Until It Swam Away." Flare Said.

Mystery Island Turned Out To Be A Turtle Like Creature And Swam Away.

Flare And Cosmo Turned Around And Said, "No!"

***

"Okay, So You Need A New Idea." Cooper Stated.

"Let's See, Big Tour... [Gasps] What Bout The Eyestalk Caverns?" Branch Asked.

"You Mean The Ocular Odyssey?" Flare Asked.

"It's Already One Of Mommy's Most Popular Attractions." Cosmo Stated.

Cooper Gasped, "The Valley Of Thorns!"

"The Prickly Pilgrimage!" Flare Said.

"Or As The Country Trolls Call It "Home From Another Home!"." Z Said.

"Really?" Branch Asked.

Z Winced While Nodded And Said, "Yep."

Cooper Said, "Okay, What About--"

"The Bergren Town Bus Ride?" Flare Guessed.

"I've Got It! The Tunnels Of Certain Death, Death, Death!" Branch Said.

"Meh..." Flare Said.

"Hey, There's No Such Thing As A Bad Idea." Branch Said.

"That's Not True." Flare Said.

"Well, We're Not Giving Up. Me And Branch Know There's A New Tour Out There, And We're The Friends Who's Gonna Find It For You." Cooper Said, Determined.

"Okay, Lead The Way, You Two." Flare Said.

Flare Turned To Z.

"Z, You Think You Can Watch Cosmo For A Few Hours?" Flare Asked.

"Sure Thing. Good Luck Finding A New Tour." Z Said.

"Bye, Mommy!" Cosmo Said.

"See You Later, Sweetie!" Flare Called Out.

***

Branch, Cooper And Flare Were Walking Through The Forest.

"And We're Walking, We're Walking." Branch Guided.

"Ready For Some Woolly Wonder? Then Come Take A Tour That Isn't Fluff." Cooper Laughed.

"Welcome To Puffalo Plains." Branch And Cooper Said.

Flare Laughed And Said, "Adorable Idea, Boys. Unfortunately, Molting Season Starts Very Soon."

The Puffalo's Wool Fell Off Of Them.

"Huh?" They Asked.

The Puffalo's Felt Embarrassed And Ran Away.

"Ooh."

***

"Maybe Instead Of Looking For A Big Tour Idea, You Should Think Small. Take In The Tiniest Attractions." Branch Said.

"Marvel At The Minute Majesty Of... The Ant Critter Queendom." Cooper Said.

The Ants Critters Were Doing Their Daily Routines.

"Very Delightful! Except At This Time Of Day." Flare Said.

However, The Magnifying Glass Catches The Sunlight And The Ants Run In Terror At Being Burned.

"Ah! Sorry! Sorry!" Branch Said.

Cooper Tried To Calm Them Down, But No Luck.

"Ah! Sorry!" Cooper Said.

***

At The Tour Booth, Flare Was Dispressed.

Z And Cosmo Walked Up To Flare.

"Hey, Mommy." Cosmo Said.

"Hey, Sweetie. So, Cosmo, Did You Behave While I Was Gone?" Flare Asked.

"Yes, Ma'am. I've Been Really Good." Cosmo Said.

"So, Did You Guys Found A New Tour Yet?" Z Asked.

"Sorry To Say This But, No." Flare Stated.

Z And Cosmo Looked At Each Other, Sadly.

Cooper And Branch Ran Towards The Girls.

"Flare, We've Got It! We've Got It!" Cooper Exclaimed.

Branch Said, "You Can Do Your Next Tour At..."

"Fun Mountain!" The Boys Exclaimed.

"You Guys Have A Fun Mountain?" Flare Asked.

"No." They Said.

"Oh." Flare Said.

"It's Okay, Boys. At Least You Tried." Z Assured.

"Z's Right, Guys. I Just Gotta Face The Facts. It's Time For Me To Break The Cardinal Rule Of Tour Guidery... And Cancel." Flare Said.

"But, Mommy, You Can't Quit." Cosmo Protested.

"Cosmo's Right, Flare. We Said We'd Lend A Hand And That's Exactly What We'll Do." Branch Said.

"But How, Branch? You And Cooper Considered Every Tour Location In Troll Forest In Pop Village." Flare Pointed Out.

Branch Sighed And Said, "Not Every Location. Get Ready For An Exciting New Tour Of..."

***

"Branch's Bunker!" Flare Announced.

All Of The Trolls Except Branch, Cooper, Poppy, Cosmo And Z Cheered.

"What?!" Z And Poppy Exclaimed.

"Branch, You Hate Having People In Your Bunker!" Z Pointed Out.

"Are You Crazy?!" Poppy Asked.

Branch Shushed Them.

"Curiousities Around Every Corner. And You A 100% Sure It's Not A Bother, Branch?" Flare Asked.

"A Bother? Are You Kidding? Me And Cooper Are Here To Help." Branch Said.

"You Two Certainly Are." Flare Said As She Hugged Them.

"Prepare To Be Overwhelmed, Underground. It's Flare's Adventure Fear Bumker Foray!" Flare Announced.

The Trolls Cheered Raced Towards The Entrance.

"Boys?" Z Asked.

"It's Okay, Z. We Know What You're Gonna Say. That I'm A Very Private Troll, And That Inviting The Entire Nation Tp Parade Through My Bunker Is A Classic Branch Freak Out Waiting To Happen." Branch Said.

"And That I'm Very Silly Troll, And That Not Being Able To Be Silly For More Than 1 Hour Is Me Getting Silly Deprived." Cooper Added.

"Silly Deprived? What's That?" Cosmo Asked, Confused.

"It Basically Means That If Cooper Went Through An Entire Day Of Not Being Silly, He'll Go Crazy." Z Explained.

"That Doesn't Sound Too Good." Cosmo Said.

"Trust Me When I Say This, Cosmo, It's Not. He Did That Once 4 Years, It Did Not End Well." Z Said As Shuddered.

"But We Are Helpful Trolls. I Can Do This." Branch Said.

"Branch, Cooper, We Know You Want To Help, Are You Two Sure You Can Handle This?" Cosmo Asked.

"Don't Worry. We'll Be Fine." Branch Said.

"First Fact Of Our Tour: Branch Has Many Entrances That He Keeps Secret For Fear Of Exposure Will Threaten Security." Flare Said.

"Wait, What?" Branch Asked.

Flare Reveals That Branch Has Multiple Entrances To His Bunker, Which Startles Him; The Trolls Try Out All The Entrances.

"Unrestricted Access!" Guy And Tiny Diamond Auto Tuned.

"I'm A Helpful Troll. I Can Do This." Branch Said.

"We Know." Cosmo Said.

"I Can Do This." Branch Said.

"We Know You Can. Sh-sh" Z Said.

"I'm A Helpful Troll." Branch Said.

***

"Branch's Audio Journals Provide An Accurate Account Of His Time Alone." Flare Said.

"Not The Tapes!" Branch Said.

"Join Me As We Descend Into Depths Of Boredom." Flare Said.

Flare Turned On One Of The Audio And The Trolls Heard Branch's Voice Said, "I Never Realized How Weird My Name Sounds. Branch. [Enunciates] Branch. [Slowly] Branch." 

Every Troll Laughed.

Branch Groaned As Z Rubbed Branch Back.

***

"As You Can See By Branch's Rations, The Key To Subterranean Survival Is Effective Food Storage. Try A Free Sample With Every Tour." Flare Said.

Branch Said, "Uh..."

"Yeah! Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate!" Keith Yelled.

Keith Ran To The Shelf To Get Some Chocolate.

"Not Chocolate. Not Chocolate."

Keith Found Something That Looks Like Chocolate. He Taste And It Was Not Chocolate.

Keith Groaned And Said, "Not Chocolate!"

Keith Threw The Jar And The Brown Stuff Made A Mess.

"I'm A Helpful Troll!" Branch Said.

"Big Z, How Can You Tell If Cooper's Getting Silly Deprived?" Cosmo Asked.

"Well, Cooper Shake And Say, "I'm Getting Bored." Why Do You Ask?" Z Asked.

"You Might Wanna Look Behind You." Cosmo Said.

Z Looked Behind To See Cooper To See Him Shaking.

"Cooper, Are You Okay?" Z Asked.

"I'm Getting Kind Of Bored." Cooper Said.

"Then, Stop Acting Like You Can Handle It And Do Something Silly." Z Said.

"I Can't. Branch Promised Me That I Wouldn't Do Something Silly. Besides, The Tour Is Almost Over, So I'll Be Fine." Cooper Said.

Z Sighed And Said, "Okay. If You Say So."

***

"Directly In Front Of You, We Come To Branch's Prized Possession." Flare Said.

Flare Removed The Cloth To Reveal Gary.

"Gary, The Remote Control."

Branch Gasped And Grabbed Z's Foot.

"Hold My Hand!"

The Trolls Were Intrigued.

Two Pop Troll Girls Started To Press Some Buttons.

"I Got To Get Out Of Here, Or A Classic Branch Freak Out Is Gonna Happen In 30 Seconds!" Branch Warned.

Branch Started To Count Down.

"29, 28..."

"Well, Then Go, Branch! Get Out If Here!" Poppy Said.

Branch Ran Away To Get Of The Bunker.

"Z, Do You Think He'll Get In Time?" Cosmo Asked.

"Honestly, I Don't Know." Z Answered.

"Sis, I Think I Need To Get Of Here, Too. I'm About To Do Something Silly!" Cooper Warned.

"Okay, Bro. Follow Branch And Get Out Of Here!" Z Said.

 Cooper And Branch Can't Escape As Branch's Main Elevator Is In Use And Guy And Tiny Diamond Is Still Ravelling At The Unlimited Access, And Knocks Him While Sliding Down One Of His Entrance Poles.

"Your Safe Room! It's The Only Chance We Have Left!" Cooper Exclaimed.

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2..."

When Branch Opened The Safe Room, He Found Keith Eating Chocolate.

"Mm. Chocolate." Keith Said.

"No!" Branch Screamed.

Branch's Screaming Got Everyone's Attention.

***

Everyone Found Branch And Cooper In Branch's Safe Room.

Flare Walked Up To Them.

"Hello, Branch, Cooper." Flare Said.

"Hi, Flare." They Said.

"That Was Really Weird." Flare Said.

Branch Sighed.

"We Know. It Was." Cooper Said.

"Cooper And I Really Wanted To Help You Out, But The Truth Is That I Do Get Bothered By A Lot Of Things." BranchAdmitted.

"And I Do Like Being Silly. And This Tour And Not Being Able To Be Silly Is Just Too Much For Us." Cooper Added.

Flare Was Taken Back From Their Confession And Then Adds A New Attraction.

"Attention. A New Attraction Has Just Been Added Today's Tour. On My Right, You'll Two Of Kindest, Most Helpful Friends I've Ever Had." Flare Announced.

"Huh?" They Said.

"Us?" Cooper Asked.

"But We Failed You." Branch Said, Confused.

"That's Not True. Everyone Has Their Limits, Boys. YouTwo Gave Me Everything You Had. What More Could I Want From My Friends?" Flare Said As She Gives Them Her Hands.

Branch And Cooper Took Her Hands And Got Up.

"Flare's Right, Guys. Branch, We Might Not Ask You To Do Little Stuff, But You Never Let Us Down When It Matters." Poppy Said.

"And Cooper, So What You Can't Help But Be Silly? Being Is What Makes You You, And That's The Big Brother I Know And Love." Z Said.

"Thanks, Sis." Cooper Said.

Cooper Then Hugged Z.

"Thanks, Everybody. I Guess I Have Come A Long Way Since My Bunker Days." Branch Said.

"And I Guess You Have Grown A Lot, Too. Thank You For Reminding Us." Cooper Said.

The Trolls Cheered.

"But You Still Have To Leave." Branch Said.