What's up my people?!? Its time to get down to business! * flips around her cap* Its rap battle time!

Au: COWBUNGA!!!!!!!!
Kn: I LOVE rap battles!
Cr: Me too!
El: I'm excited honestly.
Nef: Bring on the sassy!
Tin: Calm down, woman.
Nef: YOURE one to talk!
Tin: Hey, Eggman only going to be in the hospital for....... 3.....umm...( coughs) months.......
Nef: TIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tin: What?!? No one kisses MY woman!

Alright guys! Lets get down to business!

Sap: To defeat the Hans!
Kn: Yea!
Ky: Here we go! The rules are 2 verses each. No more, no less.
Ro: You can vote for the winner in the comments below!
Baha: First off, we have Amy vs. Sally!!!
El: Question, how mean are we in these raps?
Sh: Go ALL out!
Au: Oh yea, son! ( flips her cap around as well)
Sa: Let get on with it, pink brat!
Am: Bring it on, naked prin( word)
Sil: Its going down!
Ky: And........ the time starts..... now!

                       Rap Battle 1

                     Sally vs. Amy!

Sally:
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a wedding ring.
I be a player for life so there's my life, Probably at the rehab stick on the pipe, cause she must be smoking and I'm not joking!

So: Ouch!
Sil: That ought to hurt!
Dr E: Take her down, Amy!
Tin: Oh come on! I though you were in the hospital!
Nef: I heal him! ( smiles)
Tin: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Ky: Your time, Amy.

Amy:

I'm really disappointed yet diminished. How can you aim so high yet hit so low?
Au: Oh!
Bl: Roast!
You ain't no rapper, and you lack that flow! Your terrible bats has only hit the floor. I'm not a self-proclaimed critic, but I know when it is. . . . NO!

Dr. E: Get cooked!
Kn: Man, girls can rap!
So: Lets go Ames!
Sh: Beat her down!
Ky: K, round 2. Sally?

Sally:

Whack!
You're hairline, yo ugly smile, everything is whack!
You can't spell, your breath smells *sniffs* Oof! Like it is whack!
You can't rhyme, that would be a crime,  cause you just too whack!
You copy and paste, yet Im still in first place!
Cause you are just.....too..... WHACK!

Fl: That was awful.
Kn: Did that even rhyme?
Ta: Yes.
Sil: Whose side are you on?!
Ta: Just saying the facts!
Baha: Go any!
Sap: Cream her!
Bl: You got this!

Amy:

First of all, STOP SAYING WHACK!
Tin: Amen!
All your words to me are dumb quack crap!
Sh/ So: Oh!
Its funny that you think that you can rap.
You can't even get a theme or a  tap!
So far all I heard from you is trash,
Excuse me honey while I get my money back!

Oh!

You cant even seen to make a rhyme at all,
All you can do is " Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!"

Sa: Ugh!
Nef: Nail it!

Some of your rhymes are SO bad, they should be against the law!
You think you are the best at life, girl be honest, you're on your last straw!
And why must you use all the profanity? Are your brains seriously so small and at their mass capacity?!

Dr. E: Amen!
Sap: Preach it, gal!
Baha: Yahoo!

Can't think of anything else to say,  so you use fowl words.
I'm sure kids read this, so act educated not absurd!
Okay I guess I can say I am done with this rap game!
But let me just tell you the basic of your raps, they're stinking freaking lame! * drops the mic*

Am: And THAT'S how its done!
Tin: Oh man......
Nef: Someone PLEASE dare me to rap!
Kn: Who won?
Ro: Who knows?!
So: Amy!
Sh: Getting cozy huh? ( smirks)
So: Shut up!
Dr E: Umm.......... not sure.
Fi: Sally!
Sa: Thank you!
Au: Heck to the no! Amy!
Sap: Well we will see!
Co: Please leave your comments below on who won!
Baha: Bring it all, baby!
So: Drop the mic!
Cr: Bye!