Piper: WELCOME BACK! It is I, PIPER CHIBA!

Piper: Now, in three seconds, we will see all of our current characters!

Piper: 3!

Piper: 2!

Piper: 1!

Everyone else: *appears*

Claire: Where are we?

Max: No. Nononononononononononononono.

Itsuki: I feel like we're trapped.

Maddie: MY FATHER'S GONNA KILL ME! Well, maybe my mother will first...

Piper: Did you miss me?

Everyone but Claire and Piper: AH!

Claire: Now I know where we are...

Piper: IT'S TRUTH OR DARE TIME! AND YOU *pointing at you, reader!*  CAN REQUEST ANY CHARACTER AND ANY TRUTH OR DARE IN THE COMMENTS! YOU CAN EVEN BRING YOURSELF INTO THE MIX!

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Piper: Well, see you next chapter!

Fourth Wall: *shatters*

Piper: Don't mind that. Just hurry up and comment!

Everyone else: SAVE US!

Piper: BYE!