STORY TIME...

Narrator (Ozone) - Once upon a time, there was a princess who was cursed by an evil wizard.

Wizard (Pops) - You shall be cursed to sleep an endless sleep for all eternity! You can only be awaken by true love's kiss!

Narrator - And so for a hundred years or so, the princess slept soundly. Her kingdom collapsed all around her, making it almost impossible to get to her. But then one day, a handsome prince arrived!

Prince (Snowball) - I have come to save the princess!

Narrator - Yeah, we know, it's your job

Prince - Hang in there my sleeping beauty!

Narrator - Anyways, the prince bravely entered the kingdom ruins. With his courage and strength, he passed every danger and arrived at the tower of the sleeping princess. The prince went over to her bedside to awaken her.

Prince - With true love's kiss, I shall awaken her-

Princess (Ozone) - *rolls over and snores in his face*

Prince - *screams* What the- where's the princess?!

Narrator - That's the princess. Wake her up stupid.

Prince - Pass! *runs away and never returns*

Narrator - And so the very ugly princess continued to sleep for all eternity...