STORY TIME...

Narrator (Chloe) - There was a princess locked away in a tower. Princes from all over came to rescue her.

Prince (Snowball) - How many of us are there?

Idiot Prince (Mel) - A lot of us.

Cool Prince (Buddy) - Ya think?

Scared Prince (Max) - Holy crap.

Old King (Pops) - I'm not a prince, I'm a king.

Hairy Prince (Duke) - Why are you even here?!

Bald Prince (Ozone) - You're all a bunch of idiots.

Musical Prince (Leonard) - Only one of us is an idiot prince.

Tiny Prince (Sweetpea) - Why are we here again?

Princess (Chloe) - You were saving me?

Princes - Oh yeah.

Princess - *rolls eyes* My heroes...

Prince - So, how are we gonna get her out?

Princess - I could toss my hair down-

Bald Prince - Then toss it down gosh darn it!

Princess - But I chopped it off.

Cool Prince - What?! Why?!

Princess - Cuz screw you guys, I'm saving myself. *jumps out of the window and lands gracefully on one of the princes' horses and rides off into the sunset*

Narrator - And so the princess saved herself and travelled around the globe, never to get married...