Victor: "Luv, I want to ask you something."

Lovesick: "Yes?"

Victor: "Why are you still stalking me even when we had date."

Lovesick: "YOU KNEW?!"

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Lovesick: "I'm a dangerous Alliance member, I can kill anyone in my sight. I stalked almost everyone, I had a lot of lovers but they broke up with me because of my personality. But."

Victor: "?"

Lovesick: "How the fuck can you stand me without even angry or curse at me one bit?"

Victor: "I just love you, that is all."

Lovesick: *Love panic. *

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Victor: "I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word."

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Victor: "Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force."

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Victor: "Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!"

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Victor: "Ok, first of all, what the fuck?"

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Victor: "In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too."

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Victor: "I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits."

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Victor: "The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have."

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Victor, digging their grave: "Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?"

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Victor: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't "fit in" and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird."

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Random Alliance member: *Flirting with Victor. *

Lovesick, from far away: "So you choosing the death."

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Victor: "I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers "I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here"."

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Victor: "Lovesick, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?"

Lovesick: "Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?"

Victor: "I'm never asking you anything ever again."

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Charlie: "Something's off."

Victor: "Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people."

Charlie: "No, but that's funny."

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Charlie: "Holy shit, Vic, do you know what this means?!"

Victor: "Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean."

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Charlie: "You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?"

G!Luv: "Making four accounts."

Charlie: "Really...?"

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Victor: "Char, are you drinking... drinking hydrogen peroxide?!"

Charlie: "It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water!"

(When you drops out from school early and skips Chemistry classes)

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Charlie: "I don't know, it's not my cup of tea."

Victor: "Well then whose is it?"

Charlie, staring at a cup of tea: "I don't know!"