Charlie: "Sometimes I look at my friends..."

Charlie: "And I got so jealous..."

Charlie: "Because they're so lucky to have someone like..."

Charlie: "Me. I'm perfect."

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Victor: "People says that I'm very nice and loyal to the person I know."

Victor: "That I can be friends with those people they called 'weird' and 'idiot'."

Victor: "But there always one thing I keep as secret."

Victor: "I used to think Glicher is a freak."

Victor: "Hope that Lovesick will not kill me like those poor Alliance member."

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There are four types of people:

Look like a cinnamon roll but actually could kill you: Slash

Look like they can kill you but actually a cinnamon roll: G!Luv

Look like a cinnamon roll and actually a cinnamon roll: Glitcher

Look like they can kill you and actually could kill you: Lovesick

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Lovesick: *Writing a letter. *

Lovesick: "Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard."

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G!Luv: "Ladies, gentlemen and Slash, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!"

Glitcher: "A llama?"

G!Luv: "No."

Glitcher: "A baby llama?"

G!Luv: "No!"

Glitcher: "A baby llama with a little hat on?"

G!Luv: "NO!"

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Slash: "G!Luv, can I speak to you for a minute? In private."

G!Luv: "Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that."

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Slash: "Damn, the power went out."

Glitcher: "Don't worry, I got this."

Glitcher: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up. *

Slash: "What-?"

Glitcher: "I swallowed a glow stick!"

Slash, on the verge of tears: "WHY WOULD YOU-"

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Glitcher: "Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?"

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G!Luv, at Starbucks: "Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots."

Glitcher, in line behind them: "Jesus Christ, just do cocaine."

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Lovesick: "Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!"

Lovesick: "Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!"

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Lovesick: "Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Glitcher, they're perfect."

Glitcher: "Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon."

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Someone: "You're a horrible person!"

Lovesick: "Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter."

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Slash as a child: "I can't wait to grow up and have cool adventures!"

Slash now: "I can't wait to go to bed."

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Glitcher: "A SPIDEEER!!!!!!"

Slash: "KILL IT! SMASH IT!"

Lovesick: "BURN IT!"

Glitcher: "STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!"

G!Luv: "Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!"

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G!Luv: "What's up with Slash? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?"

Lovesick: "They're just a little overwhelmed."

G!Luv: "Why?"

Lovesick: "Sci-TVman smiled at him."

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