Slash: "Lovesick..."

Lovesick: "I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck."

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G!Luv: "My expectations were low but holy fuck."

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Lovesick: "I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are."

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Cameraman-204: "We have a problem."

Glitcher: "Let me guess, you caused it?"

Slash: "Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet."

Lovesick: "And it's another Tuesday, your point?"

Cameraman-202: "Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up."

TVman-204: "If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem."

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Lovesick: "I literally cannot believe I let you take me into this."

Cameraman-204: "I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question."

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Speakerman-204: "Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and..."

Lovesick: "Was diagnosed with mesothelioma."

Speakerman-204: "Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said..."

Slash: "You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies."

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Cameraman-202: "But that place is haunted."

Speakerman-204: "Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!"

Cameraman-202, marching into the haunted house: "I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!"

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Glitcher: "Hey, wanna help me commit arson?"

G!Luv: "What the hell!?"

Glitcher: "Oh, sorry, my bad."

Glitcher, whispering: "Wanna help me commit arson?"

G!Luv, whispering: "Of course. What do you need?"

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Cameraman-202: "That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie."

Speakerman-204: "Ooh, can we get some actual pie?"

Cameraman-202: "I like the way you think."

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G!Luv: "What's two plus two?"

Cameraman-202: "Math."

G!Luv: "...I will accept that answer."

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Glitcher: "I'm terrible at expressing myself."

Slash: "Don't worry, actions speak louder than words!"

Glitcher: "Yes, but my actions are also bad."

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Lovesick: "You're not my friend anymore."

Cameraman-202: "I was your friend?" (Bro is in the past where TVman didn't even exist yet)

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Lovesick: "Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!"

Cameraman-202: *Loads shotgun. * "I got this."

Lovesick: "Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-"

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor. *

Speakerman-204: "Aw man." *Throws it away. *

Cameraman-202: "Five second rule!"

Cameraman-204: "Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!?" *Eats it off the floor. *

G!Luv: *Sobs on the floor. *

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G!Luv: "I may be stupid."

Charlie: "..."

G!Luv: "Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?"

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Slash: "I'm a fool, not an idiot."

(Slash after realized he has to be act like the eldest brother between his depressed siblings)