Charlie, dramatically: "They called me a fool."

Victor, sick of Charlie's shit: "They weren't wrong."

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Charlie: "You're ignoring all your problems."

Victor: "I know."

Charlie: "You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?"

Victor: "I'm ignoring that fact as well."

Charlie: "..."

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Victor: "Did you miss me while I was gone?"

Charlie: "You were gone?" (Already got use when Vic locked himself in workroom)

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Charlie: "Vic, do you love me?"

Victor: "Of course I do."

Charlie: "Would you still love me if I did something bad?"

Victor: "Well, of course I... would..."

Charlie: "I mean something really, really— "

Victor: "Char, what did you do?"

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Victor: "Why are you always trying to aggravate me?"

Charlie: "To relax."

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Victor: "Char, you were so wasted last night."

Charlie: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Victor: "...You called a taxi home."

Charlie: "Yeah! It's called being responsible!"

Victor: "The party was at your house."

Charlie: "...Crap."

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Victor: "Char, I need some advice."

Charlie: "You need advice from ME?"

Victor: "Yeah, frightening, isn't it?"

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Victor: "You believe me?"

Lovesick: "Victor, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning."

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Charlie: "I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!"

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Charlie: "You know, there's something weird going on with your face?"

Victor: "What?"

Charlie: "You're smiling! I didn't know you could do that?"

(Blud just had a date with Lovesick)

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Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut?"Lovesick: "Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass."

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Victor: "Do you feel any better?"

Lovesick: "I feel much better now that you're here with me."

*Charlie walks in. *

Lovesick: "I feel half better."

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Charlie: *About to do something incredibly stupid. *

Victor: "I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself."

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Charlie: "Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?"

Victor: "Never seen one."

Charlie: "Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real."

Victor: "What can't I see?"

Charlie: "You can't see gravity. That's real."

Victor: "Yeah, I can drop an apple."

Charlie: "Fuck."