Costy, teaching Charlie to drive: "Okay Charlie, what does a green light mean?"

Charlie: "Go!"

Costy: "A red light?"

Charlie: "Stop!"

Costy: "And what about a yellow light?"

Charlie: "If you floor it, you can make it!"

Costy: "...No—"

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Charlie: "Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds."

G!Luv: "Forty five seconds?!?"

Charlie: "No! I said four TO five seconds."

G!Luv: hugging Charlie: "Too late."

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Charlie: "Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six."

Costy, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: "They had avacados!"

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G!Luv: "Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Charlie and I are dating."

Charlie, Costy, Victor, and Nicehill: *Gasp. *

G!Luv: "Charlie, why are you surprised?!"

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Nicehill: "I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash."

Nicehill: *Slow-mo walks out of the room. *

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Charlie: *Walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone. *

G!Luv: "Hey, Charlie, how was your day?"

Charlie: *Picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at G!Luv. * "Hell."

Costy, watching this unfold: *Whispers. * "Who said you ugly and weak?"

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Charlie: "Is there anyone here who's actually straight?"

Nicehill: *Raises hand. *

Costy: *Puts their hand down. *

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Slash: "We're having a baby."

Nyx: "Oh, congradu- "

Glitcher, slamming adoption papers onto the table: "It's you, sign here."

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Charlie: "I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Costy, are a fucking cactus."

(Hey! Don't you dare to say the one created you like that.)

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Charlie, at G!Luv's funeral: "I need a moment with them."

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *Leaves. *

Charlie, leaning over G!Luv's coffin: "Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead."

G!Luv, sitting up in the coffin: "Yeah, no shit."

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Lovesick: "Nothing in life is free."

Cam-204: "Love is free."

Victor: "Knowledge is free."

Costy: "Friendship is free."

TVman-204: "Self-respect is free."

G!Luv: "Everything's free if you don't pay for it."

The Squad: "..."

Victor: "G!Luv, that's illegal-"

Lovesick: "No, let them finish!"

(Super duper lazy here)