TVman-204: "Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly."

Cam-204, on the bottom bunk: "Honestly, fuck you."

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G!Luv: "Two truths and a lie, I'll start!"

G!Luv: "I've killed a man, I will kill again, and I hate Charlie."

TVman-204, visibly nervous: "I don't- I don't like this game."

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Victor: "My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Victor Jr."

Charlie: "But who comes up when you look up Victor on Google?"

Slash: "That's what I thought."

Charlie: "One Victor to rule them all!"

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Charlie: "Stop working!"

Victor: "But I ain't working."

Charlie: "..."

Charlie: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

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Slash: "Don't be sad!"

G!Luv: "Why not?"

Slash: "..."

Slash: "I don't have a good answer."

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Red Cam: "I hope you have an explanation for this."

Slash: "We have three, actually!"

G!Luv: "Pick your favorite."

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Nicehill and Alice trying their best not to make their ocs a simpers: "AHHHHHH."

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Lovesick: "I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably."

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G!Luv, trying to comfort Charlie: "What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there."

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TVman-204: "Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?"

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TVman-204: "So, Cam-204 is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night."

Red Cam: "Why?"

TVman-204: "Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row."

Cam-204, arms crossed and pouting: "You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass."