Nicehill: "If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee."

Niver: "If I was married to you I'd drink it."

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*At the police station. *

G!Luv: "Hi, I'm here for Charlie."

Police officer: "Who's Charlie?"

G!Luv: "Ah, you must be new."

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Charlie: "Stressed."

G!Luv: "Depressed."

Victor: "Possessed."

Lovesick: "Obsessed."

Cam-204: "Impressed."

Niver: "Chicken breast."

Everyone: "...What?"

Niver: "I just wanted to join in. Bruh."

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Lovesick: "Yum, thanks!"

Kidnapper: *Puts more tape over their mouth. * "I said stop eating it."

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Cam-204: "You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go."

Harper: "Those are wanted posters!"

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Lovesick: "In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?"

Harper, turning to Charlie: "How tall are you?"

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Harper: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages. *
*Jumpscare. *

Harper: *Jumps back. * "OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!"

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Niver: "That sounds like a terrible plan."

Nicehill: "Oh, we've had worse."

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Niver, handing out popsicles: "Which flavor do you want?"

Nicehill: "Blue flavor!"

Niver: "Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?"

Nicehill: "Blue flavor! Blue flavor!"

Niver: "Blue is not a flavor!"

Nicehill: "BLUE FLAVOR!"

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Harper: "Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs"."

(An Alliance member with no skills in fighting belike)

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Niver, to Nicehill: "I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it."