(I use Quote Generator, lol)

Victor: *Answers phone.* "Hello?"

Charlie: "It's Char."

Victor: "What did they do this time?"

Charlie: "No, it's me, Vic. It's actually me."

Victor: "What did you do this time?"

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Charlie : "I drink to forget but I always remember."

Victor: "You're drinking orange juice."

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Charlie : "Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!"

Victor: "That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our Writer."

Charlie , hanging it on their wall: "Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!"

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Charlie : "You can do it Vic!"

Charlie : "But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch."

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Charlie : "Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult."

Victor: "Myself."

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Charlie : "Truth or dare?"

Victor: "Truth."

Charlie : "How many hours have you slept this week?"

Victor: "..."

Victor: "Dare."

Charlie : "Go to sleep."

Victor: "I don't like this game."

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Charlie : "Good news! I didn't screw up!"

Victor: "..."

Charlie : "I screwed up less badly than usual!"

Victor: "..."

Charlie : "Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual."

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Charlie : *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* 

Victor: "Where did you get that?"

Charlie : "My pocket."

Victor: "How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?"

Charlie : "Skills."

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Victor: "Good morning."

Charlie : "Is it? Is it really morning now?"

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Charlie : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) 

Victor: "What's that?"

Charlie : "Remorse code."

Victor: "I'm even more mad about you now."

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Charlie : "Start talking!"

Victor: "Well, I-"

Charlie : "Shut up!"

(I'm too lazy)