Victor: "Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me."

(Fun fact: The one got murder is not a Skibidi)

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Victor: "My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside(and continue work)." 

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Victor: "I love my parents.... Am I the only one in this depressed gang?"

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Victor: *Gets set on fire and screams in agony. *

Victor: "Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me."

(He does get affect but only with strong one)

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Victor: "Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?"

(Vic after realized he had work for a week straight without any sleep, and rest)

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Victor: "Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee."

(Vic only friend before he met Char)

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Victor: "To everyone who has treated me poorly: I am hardworking than you lazy fuck ass."

(Vic is calm, but he can be show hate. Lmao)

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Victor: "You can't wake up if you never got to sleep."

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Victor: "My expectations are low, but they can always go lower."

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Victor: "I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously."

(Wait, you have burnout too)

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*Bullying Prevention Day at school. *

Teacher: "Victor, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?"

Victor: "Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case— "

Teacher: "To write something to your teacher?"

Victor: "—make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school!"

Teacher: *Internal screaming. *

(Wanna know Victor's past?)

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Victor: "New year, same me. Because I'm already perfect as I am."

(You need to change your workaholic habits tho...)