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Fakingly Real- Wait, is it real? Or fake? I am confused ;)

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F A K I N G L Y. R E A L
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"Arrey Ragu behna? Where is your husband and brother?"

"Woh..woh bhai, mein aapko kuch batana chahti hu,"

"Tell na sister," Taplu bhai tells me.

"First, you both please sit down." I tell them as they looked at me confused.

I then look at my gang who show me a thumbs up sign.

The problem is very problematic I must tell you.

Her story is kinda real situation. But alas they have no clue.

Bhai and Laksh are petrified totally!! Completely.

Taplu bhai and Raplu bhai sit down. And ask me to continue.

"Bhai, abh jo mein batane jaarahi hu, woh dhyaan se sunna. Mujhe pehle hi maaf kardo bhai, par mein majboor laachar thi. Par abh aisa condition hai ki aapko sach batana padhega, aur aapke saath saath inhe, mere dosto ko bhi. " I say acting fake sadness and fear.

[bhai, the thing I am going to tell you need to hear that carefully. I am already asking for your forgiveness but I was left with no other choice, but now I have to tell the truth to you and my friends as well.]

"Ragu, bolo," Taplu bhai says.

"What Ragu?" Tia asks confused.

Kitna acting.

"Bhai, " I take a deep breathe.

"Uss din meine aapse jhoot bola tha. Darasal mera ek raaz hai jo kisi ko nahi pata. Par aaj mujhe sabko batana padh raha hai. Mein aur jhoot ke sahare nahi jee sakti." I say all dramatic, every line given and written by Tia.

[that day I had lied to you, i have a secret which I have disclosed. But now I would have to tell you all the truth. I can't live with the guilt of lies.]

My gang looks happy with me acting.

"Bolo Ragu," Raplu bhai says.

"Toh bhai, yeh kahani shuru huyi jab mein 20 saal ki thi. Mere papa ki ek company hai, jaha mere bhai aur bhabhi kaam karte hai."

[this story began, 20 years old. My dad owns a company, where my brother and sister in law works.]

"But tere bhai and bhabhi toh.."

[your brother and sister in law are..]

"Bhai suno, meine jo bhi kaha tha woh galat tha. Jhoot kyuki mujhe meri asli pehchan chupani this. Sabse. Par aap dono itne ache ho ki mein aur iss jhoot ke talle nahi reh sakti." I fake a cry,

[brother listen, whatever I told you was a lie. I had to hide my real identity, i tried to hide it but you both are so good, I couldn't lie any more."

"Bol na behn, mat ro, hum hai tere liye."

"Bhai, jaise ki meine kaha mere papa ki ek company hai jo woh apne bestfriend ke saath own karte hai. Aur abh woh company mere bhabhi aur papa ke bestfriend ka beta chalata hai. Uss bete se meri shaadi fixed hui thi. Par.."

[as i told, my dad owns a company, with hus besftriend and my brother and sister in law also work their along with the bestfriend's son, who I was supposed to marry. But]

"Par?!" Everyone in the room utters.

[but..?]

Didn't the gang know the whole story?

The thing is it is so real.

"Par mein uss office mein as a employee kaam karti hu. Kyu ki jab tak mein trained nahi hojati mein company ka share nahi le sakti. Phir.." I pause to breathe, and also to see their reactions.

[but i worked in the office as a worker, coz i had to learn the office work.]

Laksh and bhai were scared and nervous while others were happy with my performance.

"Phir?"

Arrey wait na, I am saying. Kitna utsah.

"Ha toh the thing was, I wasn't allowed to share this to my friends and co workers that I am the daughter of their boss. Everything was going smooth and then the marriage date came closer. Hiding the fact became so difficult. Then fastforward a bit, we got married. But then just the next day I came with my husband, and brother and co employees to Pune. Where I met you both, I got scared I thought if I told you the truth, they might get to know tooo. Par abh sabhko pata hai." I complete.

I take a deep breathe. The thing is whatever I told sounded so truthful, when my friends thought I was joking but in real I wasn't.

"Kya Ragu? Itna bada dhoka. Dhokha. Dhokha." Tia melodramatically added.

"We didn't expect this from you, Ragini." Samir bhai said wiping of his tears.

Wait what?

They are such good actors, and then Samir bhai refused.

"Kisko muh dikhayenge hum abh?!" Tia shouted.

Huh?

Behn meri shaant.

"Ragu, so you are saying..."

"That Laksh sir and Sanskaar sir are her husband and brother respectively, bhai kitna calculation. Itna easy toh tha." Tia said nonchalantly.

"Wait, matlab tu bole se ki yeh chora tera ghar wala hai?" Raplu bhai says pointing at Laksh.

[meaning you say that this man is your husband?]

"Y..yes." I mutter.

"Chori, agar kisi ko bana na tha toh iss doosre chore ko pati banati nautanki ka, isse kyu? Matlab isse dekh aur khudh ko dekh." Taplu bhai says.

[sister even if you wanted to fake, you could have choosed another man, why this? Have you seen yourself and him.]

Wait what does he mean?

"Excuse me!" Laksh glares at Taplu and Raplu bhai.

As he moves forward, next to me.

"What do you mean? Why can't I be her husband, huh?"

"Aee choro, mazaak na. Matlab tu isse kitne saal bada lage se, aur yeh chori inni jawaan."

[dont joke man, like see how OLDY you are as compared to her.]

I started laughing so so hard and so were the others.

"Wait. What age difference huh? She is 24, I am 29. Five year ka gap hi hai." Laksh proudly said as he wrapped his arms around my waist, tightly.

Doesn't he remember we are acting-- the acting part infront of others?

I turn my eyes to see my group showing thumbs up sign to us while Tia mouths,' waah what an acting!'

For an instance I thought they are sarcastic, but then I see Rohan and Samir bhai, playing charades acting how Laksh should put his arms around me and to pull me towards him.

So inshort Laksh can term is real actions as instructions given by Rohan and Samir.

"Paanch saal. Aee chori, iss chore ne tujhse zabardasti shaadi toh nahi ki na, matlab tu aur yeh Rohan chora saath jhachte ho, par teh Lak..aee kya naam hai bhai tera?" Taplu bhai says as he taunts Laksh.

[ five years!!?? Oye sister, he didnt make you marry you forcefully right? Like i can imagine you with Rohan but not with La.. wait whats his name?]

Oh god, he stepped on Laksh's wrong string.

Possessiveness.

Jealousy.

Protectiveness.

Aee babaji bachalo.

"Sabse pehli baat!! Yeh Meri patni hai to sirf mere saath hi jhachegi. Aur aap dono yeh chup chaap maanlo. Yeh sirf meri hai, samjhlo." Laksh says angrily as he pulls me even closer.

[first thing, she is my wife, she will suit me only. And you both just keep quiet. She is ONLY MINE.]

"Chal beta, hum nahi maante. Par agar tu itna bolraha hai toh iss baat ka proof chahiye"

[ we dont believe you.]

"Matlab?"

"Aag ke golo ki barsaat."

"What?"

"Rapid fire round."

What the effing EFF.

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