Nico: (Busy bashing Aqours online with her laptop.)
Maki: You still continue to do that? You're not going anywhere if you keep doing that.
Nico: I know what I am doing.
Maki: Do you really hate them that much or are you actually trying to help them out?
Nico: What did you just mean by tha -

RIIIIINNNGGG

Eri: Guys, Episode 2 is out now! Watch it, please. You'll love it so much!!
Nico: Who is it?
Maki: Eri just tweeted regarding Episode 2. I can't believe she's enjoying Aqours so much. How surprising.
Nico: I'll watch that episode late -
Maki: Let's go. (shuts the laptop down and grabs Nico's hands.)
Nico: HEEYYY!!!?

Phase 01 - Episode begins

Honoka: Is everybody here?
Everyone: Yes
Honoka: YAAYY!! LET'S GO!!!

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(Chika getting repeatedly rejected by Riko.)

Honoka: Riko, you are so harsh.
Umi: Geez, if only I had a stronger resolve just like her - I would have been able to reject Honoka's advances.
Kotori: But I'm always around, Umi-chan, soooo.....(smiles mischievously)
Umi: KOTORI, DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT FACE TO ME AGAIN!!!
Maki: Go girl, you don't have to say yes to her. Show her you don't want to join -
Hanayo: You're no different from Umi, Maki-chan!!
Maki: Shut up!!!
Nico: Don't you ever use us as an excuse to get her in your group!!!

(Dia FanGirl Mode 00 - It's Muse!! Not Uuuuss!!!)

Eri: Guys, get ready. This is my most favorite part.
Maki: Hang on a sec....
Umi: How come she's sensitive to a mispronounciation?
Nico: Huh? Dia is.........gasp....don't tell me....
Hanayo: .........

(Ruby and Hanamaru 01 - they meet again, but Ruby continues to hide.)

Maki: (secretly laughs a bit, covers her mouth.)
Nico: Why are you laughing?!!
Nozomi: Lol, her pigtail gave her position away. Nicocchi....
Nico: DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME OR MY PIGTAILS!!!
Honoka and Rin: Hahahaha
Nico: Why!!? Why won't you listen to me!!!?

(Dia FanGirl Mode 01 - Confession...U's are Goddessess!!!....haha)

Everyone: ....... (their eyes and mouths widen with disbelief.)
Maki: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?
Umi: OH MY GOD, SHE IS CRAZILY OBSESSED WITH US!!!?
Hanayo: Eeeeeekkk, she is so fanatical!!
Honoka: WHOA!!! SHE IS ONE OF OUR FANS!!!
Nozomi: My, my. She loves us too much!!
Nico: ......good lord....
Eri: Hehe......

(Ruby and Hanamaru 02 - Chika and Ruby)

Rin: I don't like how they're switching the scenes back and forth - NYAAAAAAHHH, SOOO KAWAIIII.
Umi: NOW YOU ARE TREATING RUBY LIKE A DOG (facepalm), GOD I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
Kotori: KAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAIIIIII (Cuuuute...)
Honoka: AWESOME!! Next time, I wanna do that -
Umi: Do that to me, and I'll bite your hand off.
Honoka: Eeeeek!!!

(Dia FanGirl Mode 02 - BUU BUU DESU WA!!!)

Nico: She knows too much......wow.....a true fangirl......
Umi: Guys, she is an absolute madman. I hope we don't come across her........(when Dia opened the mic).......IDIOT!!! YOU ARE SUCH A.....OH MY GOD!!!
Kotori: Ooooopsss.....
Maki: Geez, why did you have to let everyone know your fetish......(facepalm)
Hanayo: God, she is just like me.......
Honoka: .....guys, I am so shocked. I never expected Dia is like this.
Eri: It makes her cute, right?!
Everyone: ...........
Eri: What?!
Rin: She is really funny though, nyah.
Nico: CAN SOMEBODY SEARCH HER E-MAIL?!! I WANNA SEE THIS GIRL AND BE HER FRIEND!!!
Maki: No way, Nico. Please don't.
Nico: Oh come on......

(Yohane scene - LASTED ONLY FOR LESS THAN A MINUTE!)

Maki: The hell....this is the only time she appears and she says she is gonna skip school!!!?
Nico: What a bitch, right?
Maki: You're no different. You don't even try to study or do your homework.
Nico: DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Nozomi: She can't stop entertaining me.
Eri: Same.

(Riko's past)

Maki: Geez that hurts so much. I wonder how much humiliation she just felt with an audience that large.
Eri: I feel the same way, kinda. I am sorry for her though.
Nico: She's a very weak person!! You can't live with such lack of confidence!!
Honoka: How sad......

(Diving scene)

Umi: I just wanna say that that scene is absolutely beautiful.
Honoka: Wow......
Hanayo: I am enjoying every moment of it!!!
Rin: Gosh, I wish I could dive too, nyah!!!

(When Riko finally accepts - to write songs, not join.)

Honoka: Gggghhhrrr....stop acting like Maki-chan, Riko!!
Maki: I feel your pain, Riko.
Umi: If only I had said no......
Rin: Oh come on, nyah!!

(When Riko visits Chika - that scene with the dog Shitake....)

Umi: (makes an uneasy face) You got to be kidding me.....
Kotori: HOW CAN SHE BE AFRAID OF SUCH A CUTE CREATURE!!!?
Honoka: Hehe, so she's afraid of dogs...
Hanayo: Lol
Nico: Aha!! I know now what pics to post to make fun of that girl -
Maki: Do anything and I'll kill you.
Nico: I was just joking!!

(When Riko visits Chika - then she gets thrown at by Chika and her sister...)

Umi: GOOD LORD. IS THIS EPISODE GONNA BE ABOUT HOW MUCH RIKO WILL SUFFER? God, I can't help but relate very much to this.
Honoka: My my, Chika and her family are so genki!
Nico, Hanayo, Rin, and Nozomi: Hahaha...soo funny....
Eri: Oh no....
Maki: .........here it goes.....

(When Riko MAKES THAT CREEPY FACE.)

Umi: .......okay. That is just.....(turns around)...huh!!?
Everyone: (move away from Umi and stares at her.)
Eri: You guys must be twins.....
Honoka: Please don't kill us.....
Umi: GUYS, PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

(Music composition scene)

Honoka: Really!!?
Nico: HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO THINK OF MAKING A SONG LIKE SNOW HALATION!!!!? GET REAL YOU COPYCATS!!!
Maki: She's too ambitious.....
Eri: She has to think of something else. Snow Halation is too precious for her to just simply base from.
Nico: Told ya she's an idiot.
Maki: Shut up, we're not talking to you.

(Yume no Tobira - Riko version)

Umi: Oh my God!!?
Kotori: Wooooooowww!!! It just makes me think back of our live back then.
Umi: The feels.......please...no more....
Honoka: Awesome......(looks at Maki)
Hanayo: Darn, I think I might cry out tears of joy from hearing this...
Rin: Gosh, I want more, nyah!!
Eri: She is really talented.
Nozomi: She really has a special voice.
Maki: Darn, how come I never got to meet her?!! She is really talented, I would not mind to do a symphony with her.
Nico: Riko, you have the voice, but please stop. That song ain't for nobody but us!!

(When Riko and Chika are actually next door neighbors....)

Umi: Eh. How many times have I seen such a cliche scene?
Honoka: Darn, if only Kotori or Umi were much closer to my house...
Nozomi: If only I could live close to Errichi....
Eri: It's not necessary, Nozomi......

(Chika reaches out - even when she is about to fall)

Maki: WHAT THE - !!?
Honoka: COME ON YOU CAN REACH HER!! GO!!!
Umi: CHIKA ARE YOU INSANE!!!!?
Kotori: PLEASE STOP!!!
Hanayo: NO, I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS!!
Rin: GO FOR IT NYAH!!!
Eri: (smiles)
Nozomi: Hold it, my cards tell me.....
Nico: CHIKA, PLEASE FALL. CHIKA, PLEASE FALL!!!

(Chika reaches Riko's hands - Riko finally joins.)

Everyone: Wow!!
Honoka: Amazing!! I'm glad she did not fall!!!
Umi: I just got very tense in that situation.
Maki: Chika is being too reckless.....geez.....
Nico: Darn. I wish she fell. Whatever, just three people won't be enough to shine, idiots.

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Phase 02 - Reviews

Umi: I have this odd feeling this entire episode is trying to make fun of me.
Eri: Because everybody is weird, crazy and shameless?
Umi: YES!!
Maki: I had so much fun with the episode by the way. (smile) There was so many things I could relate to.
Nico: Hmph!!
Hanayo: I am happy we got to know more of them!!
Rin: I still don't get how she does not know us, nyah.
Nozomi: I get why Maki-chan and Umi-chan enjoyed Riko. Honestly, she seems to be a combination of Umi and Maki.
Nico: SHE IS TOTALLY!! TRYING TO MAKE A CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF TWO OF OUR FRIENDS!!
Umi: Behave, Nico-chan. You have no right to falsely accuse such a good person.
Maki: It's better if you just shut up.
Nico: Don't defend that amateur!!!
Eri: Ummm....how about Dia? Anyone wishes to talk about her?
Everyone: ........
Honoka: She's scary.
Kotori: No comment, hehe.....ugggh...
Hanayo: She is way more fanatical than I would be.
Rin: Crazy, nyah.
Maki: Someone we ABSOLUTELY need to stay away from. If she sees us, she'd be BIG trouble for us.
Nozomi: What a fangirl.
Nico: I SAY SHE IS A VERY GOOD PERSON. DON'T YOU GUYS AGREE?!! SHE IS SO LOYAL TO US AND WORSHIPS US AS GODS!!
Eri: Gosh Nico, you changed your opinion on her just because she praised you/us?
Umi: I HOPE WE DON'T GET TO SEE HER. I DO NOT WANT HER TO GO OUT CALLING MY NAME AND WORSHIPPING US LIKE GODS.
Hanayo: It can't be helped, though. She is just a fan after all.
Umi: HOW CAN SHE BE A FAN WITH NO SHAME!!!?
Honoka: She is like Eri the outside, but is actually a Nico on the inside....how scary....
Nico: Hey, I am not that bad!!!!!

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A/N: Phew!! Finally, I think I have seen enough episodes and got enough ideaa to get back here and update this. Sorry for the long wait. See ya in the next chapter! <3