Because I just realized that my D&D characters also count as brain-children and I can put them in here. I don't have an official group besides my family and I don't think we've played in like a year, and yet I have approximately 17 new characters and counting. But really, if you know me at all you know I've been really trying to hold myself back if it's only 17. I love creating characters and the quarantine is just enabling that. However, I have a lot written about these guys, so I'm going to limit how much I put in about each character. I'm going to have their name, race, class, theme song, and a single sentence in which I try to convey as much about them as I can. Let's see how badly this can go. Also, they're in alphabetical order because I have no self-control.

Amira Stonekind, an Aasimar Bard.
- A hopeless romantic ray of sunshine who has no clue she's supposed to be a celestial champion.
Theme Song: Better When I'm Dancing - Meghan Trainor

Anya Michaelis, a Half Moon Elf Bard.
- Imagine if The Greatest Showman soundtrack was condensed into a single being, and that's her.
Theme Song: Come Alive - The Greatest Showman Cast

Armistice, a Faun Bard.
- Perpetually irritated that his human stomach can't digest grass.
Theme Song: Tír na nÓg - Celtic Woman

Dawn Lysander, a Tiefling Fighter.
- Wants to prove herself to her father and restore her honor - basically off-brand Zuko.
Theme Song: The Night We Met - Lord Huron

Hyella Twistwillow, a Halfling Druid.
- "So, my stick is useless. I see your point. But have you considered this? *thwack*"
Theme Song: In A Week - Hozier

Indra Verrhelm, a Human Warlock.
- Honestly the only competent one, emotionally mature and wants to become a doctor.
Theme Song: Boy In The Bubble - Alec Benjamin

Lin Meleth, a Tabaxi Ranger.
- She's an adoptive mom to, like, eleven different kids by now, and she might have lost count.
Theme Song: Misty Mountains - Richard Armitage

Memory Mullingar, a Tiefling Cleric.
- Gets really emotional about the moon, also needs a good hug.
Theme Song: Moonlight - Grace VanderWaal

Nyra Aethon, a Human Barbarian.
- Could pick you up and throw you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
Theme Song: Wayfaring Stranger - Jos Slovick

Ranvier Leroux, a Human Cleric.
- Got struck by lightning once, trying to get away from Strict Parents, doesn't know what to do with his life.
Theme Song: Train Wreck (Slowed) - James Arthur

Renya Marokel, an Earth Genasi Ranger.
- Trust issues, deep-seated guilt and self-blame, missing limbs, and a lot of alcohol.
Theme Song: Outrunning Karma - Alec Benjamin

River Down, a Water Genasi Rogue.
- Literally her only life experience comes from an excessive amount of fantasy books.
Theme Song: No Roots - Alice Merton

Semrah Arcturian, a Triton Barbarian.
- A self-proclaimed privateer, and if you call her a pirate, she will smack you.
Theme Song: Eye Of The Storm - Watt White

Sheer Savi, a Fallen Aasimar Fighter.
- Became a rebel the hard way, fell from grace, and physically cannot care less.
Theme Song: The War We Made - Red

Sigyn, a Tiefling Monk.
- On the run from an extremist church and her soul technically belongs to a demon, oops.
Theme Song: Church - Fall Out Boy

Taz, a Half Sun Elf Rogue.
- Wears respectable clothes despite being a rogue because it's hard to sweet-talk a guard if you look like Hot Topic threw up on you.
Theme Song: Trouble - Valerie Broussard

Zoi Azadani, a Werelion Fighter.
- A friendly disaster with bright pink hair and abandonment issues.
Theme Song: Lions - Skillet